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    Cumberland River Holiday Park

    4.0 (1 review)

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    Lorne Hotel

    Lorne Hotel

    (5 reviews)

    $$$

    I was a little harsh on this place the last time I came here, namely because I didn't take to…read moreopportunity to check out the rooftop terrace. The lower section of this pub was pretty ordinary, and didn't even have any couches, and as such I was ready to completely write if off. However, due to the insistence of my friend when I came down to Lorne recently I decided to give it another try. Fortunately the lower area was closed, so we wandered up to the terrace to be greeted with some amazing views of the Lorne foreshore. Even better, the section of the terrace with the best views was non-smoking. However, it certainly isn't the cheapest place (but then again, it is Lorne) and the staff were a little abrupt, but I still liked the place.

    The Mojito Bar up the top is a nice spot for a mid afternoon drink on a nice warm sunny day. Nice…read moreviews of the beach and the water through the eucalyptus trees. There was a moderate and happy crowd in attendance today and the vibe felt warm, amiable and pleasant. Nice spot up top for couples or a few friends when the weather is tight. The whole space though, especially the internal area, feels rather disjointed overall and unplanned. The shadow of the TAB, poker machines and gaming room sits there uneasily as the place's cash cow and real area of interest. The whole bottom of the pub appears devoted to the TAB. It almost feels like the dining and bar options are a mere adjunct to the gaming operations. That is, just something to get the punters in. It's a bare pass at best.

    Grand Pacific Apartments - Weekend buffet breakfast at the Grand Pacific Hotel

    Grand Pacific Apartments

    (4 reviews)

    $$

    This is far from a 4 star hotel; more like a 0.25 star (if they're lucky)…read more ** Do. Not. Waste. Your. Money. ** You're better off staying at a backpacker's lodge. Better still, try the huge number of AirB'n'Bs in the area, the Cumberland Hotel on the main strip, or even the motels. The only good thing going for this venue is the view (if you're lucky enough to get a decent-facing room). The staff tried (albeit half-heartedly), and before we even had a chance to put our bags down tried to up-sell us to the in-house restaurant... WTF?. But to charge AUD$349 per night (which according to the venue is their "best rate") for a sub-standard room, is not only laughable but borders on false advertising and an application to the ACCC. What's even more laughable is that they're so delusional they truly believe this is a 4-star hotel. Here are just 2 disgusting things we found on our (now-spoiled) romantic overnight getaway: (i) old matted hair stuck to the base of the toilet and bathroom floor, and (ii) what appeared to be mould on the bedsheets! On a lesser note: no wine glasses anywhere to be seen, and no way to contact reception. We complained on the day in person and via their email address. Both fell on deaf ears. There's good customer service for you... not! Do what you can and look elsewhere for better accommodation if you're thinking of staying in Lorne. Lorne is a beautiful seaside town with great amenities and brilliant cafes and restaurants. We'll definitely return but will steer well clear of this unfortunately disastrous venue. Occupancy was at least 50% which now screams 'poor value and even poorer quality'. ** Stay. Well. Away. **

    Friendly staff, lovely restaurant which serves lunch and dinner daily, buffet breakfast on weekends…read moreand high tea on weekends. Nice relaxed atmosphere!

    Cumberland River Holiday Park - hotels - Updated May 2026

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