This is far from a 4 star hotel; more like a 0.25 star (if they're lucky).
** Do. Not. Waste. Your. Money. **
You're better off staying at a backpacker's lodge. Better still, try the huge number of AirB'n'Bs in the area, the Cumberland Hotel on the main strip, or even the motels. The only good thing going for this venue is the view (if you're lucky enough to get a decent-facing room).
The staff tried (albeit half-heartedly), and before we even had a chance to put our bags down tried to up-sell us to the in-house restaurant... WTF?.
But to charge AUD$349 per night (which according to the venue is their "best rate") for a sub-standard room, is not only laughable but borders on false advertising and an application to the ACCC. What's even more laughable is that they're so delusional they truly believe this is a 4-star hotel. Here are just 2 disgusting things we found on our (now-spoiled) romantic overnight getaway: (i) old matted hair stuck to the base of the toilet and bathroom floor, and (ii) what appeared to be mould on the bedsheets! On a lesser note: no wine glasses anywhere to be seen, and no way to contact reception.
We complained on the day in person and via their email address. Both fell on deaf ears. There's good customer service for you... not!
Do what you can and look elsewhere for better accommodation if you're thinking of staying in Lorne. Lorne is a beautiful seaside town with great amenities and brilliant cafes and restaurants. We'll definitely return but will steer well clear of this unfortunately disastrous venue.
Occupancy was at least 50% which now screams 'poor value and even poorer quality'.
** Stay. Well. Away. ** read more