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3.5 (41 reviews)
Closed 9:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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Alexis O.

Went on Friday after watching the game in the city. Took Bart from the Mission all the way here -- great location to take public trans. Arrived a little after 10 for Y2K/MySpace music night, line was short & cover was $17. Security + staff were all really friendly which is something I think sets apart different clubs. There was hardly ever a long wait for the bathrooms, however the bigger stall outside did run out of tp at one point so we had to use the paper towels... We got in when Mike Woo was on set & the music was onnnn point from there on!! There were some moments when the music switched to electric/EDM which was confusing but makes sense I guess if you're trying to cater to a full crowd. Overall LOVED the music & vibe that night. It's nice when there's theme/era nights so you know what you're signing up for. We actually wanted to go again the day after bc we had so much fun but weren't so sure about Saturdays theme. I wonder if they get the same/different turnout depending on the night. Ordering drinks wasn't bad. Typical wait time for a crowded club. I've definitely waited longer at other places before. Cover & drink prices felt a little expensive to me. Free before 10:30 would be nice :) Would love to see the interior of the venue improved a bit for the price we pay. I'm sure they can do something cool to improve the back area of the club, maybe seating? Also love the spacious outdoor/smoking area. Really helpful to sober up & get fresh air lol Overall love the life this brings to downtown & i look forward to continuing to support & see how they utilize the venue. P.S. you can buy some bombbb soul food just across the street. Really good ribs + mac & cheese. Support local (:

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Jen T.

Incredible sound system, lots of open floor space to dance, and a nice outdoor area in the back for some fresh air. The bathrooms are a tiny bit of a tight fit bc there are doors so it's hard for the ladies to line up inside, but it leads to a shared laugh. Not sure if there was coat check, but I didn't see one and ended up leaving my jacket in a pile by the stage. Had an amazing time at the AfroBacchanale party--great vibe, and everyone was having fun. It's super loud by the stage, but reasonable towards the middle of the dance floor. Will definitely be back!

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Fun little bar with an outside area. Young crowd, good music, and good drinks. This place can get a little crowded on the weekends.

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Love coming to this venue! Staff is always friendly and shows are always a fun mix of different genres

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Great venue for a great night out, Great music , good service, beautiful people. Excellent place for a night out.

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Sometimes this bar has a shop set up selling vintage! Very fun especially with the live DJ.

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Incredible sound system, lots of open floor space to dance, and a nice outdoor area in the back for some fresh air.

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I hosted my husband's 40th here May 2, 2026. Melanie was a…read morepleasure to work with and ironing out details. We had a Casino Royale theme with casino tables upstairs, caterer and photographer downstairs. It was nice because this venue comes with a DJ, security and bar. There is a parking lot across the street that only charges $10. It doesn't need decorations so it's a one stop shop. While we did have some hiccups day of, they were resolved and the owner was very receptive to the feedback. I would recommend this place and absolutely book here again if I were to host an event.

I went to a 75th birthday party for a barber at Parliament on Friday, March 27. This happens to be…read morea great venue. The first thing I had when I arrived with a glass of water and a Cuba libre, basically a rum and Coke with a twist of lime. Our drinks came up quick and they were delicious. The service was great. This is a nice spot. I hadn't been here since they had changed his name. It used to be a different club here, but I have to say the place is very nice. They have big giant TV screens and it looks very festive in there. It's very clean. The restrooms are clean and it just happens that it's accessible if you happen to need an accessible location.. They had a food truck outside that served delicious food and there was plenty of space in a DJ. I have to say I'd be happy to go here again. There was parking right across the street. It was free and there was a security guard there at the lot. here again anytime and I'd highly recommend it. If you want to give an event there they would accommodate you.

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Street side
Formal dinner setting
Formal dinner setting
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The New Parish

The New Parish

3.7
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Enjoyed the Mortified Live event here this past Saturday and was really impressed with the venue…read more The place was spacious enough on two levels, but still had a cozy and intimate environment perfect for this show. And unlike the SF Mortified event I attended last month where most seats were reserved, this one seemed to offer ample seating first come first served, as well as a lovely outdoor courtyard with even more seating. Sound and lighting were ideal. The guest band, Hot and Dangerous, were hilarious and used lots of unconventional instruments along with catchy and comical lyrics, in between journal readings. They did amazing on stage, even though I missed the house band I saw at the previous show. There were bars on both levels, and just a small line at the downstairs bar before the event started. An hour in, there was no line or waiting at all. I tried one of their cocktail specials, the new parish punch, and absolutely loved it, strong and fruity with just a hint of spice, seems like they make good drinks here. Also, we arrived when the doors opened, an hour before showtime, and there was plenty of parking available just a block away.

Came here for the Afro Rave. What a production!! And then we ended the night with food truck jerk…read morechicken (situated right outside). The people (way way too cool, way too sexy, but I still felt like I fit in somehow?) The vibe (everyone knew the lyrics to the songs, I knew a few, but still) The music (2 rooms, each with their own style, we loved both) The drinks (I went basic here just had rum and coke) I loved how there was an outdoor room so you can dance and look up at the stars. In the main room, there were dancers on stage, exceptional lighting, it was an immersive experience.

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Stage set-up for comedy (Dave Chappelle pictured)... large screen over the stage
Stage set-up for comedy (Dave Chappelle pictured)... large screen over the stage
Www.thenewparish.com
Www.thenewparish.com
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Alex*Cuba from the second level.

Crybaby - danceclubs - Updated July 2026

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