2014: Croquetapalooza began.
2015: I heard of the marvel that is Croquetapalooza and missed getting tickets by a couple of days.
2016: I didn't buy tickets as my appetite shrunk around this time. My stomach wouldn't have benefited from a party full of heavenly bites.
2017: Heard about it, wanted to purchase tickets, and decided not to because I've been saving money for other things deemed priorities. Posted the event and thought I would have to wait it out for next year. A raffle was then had and I literally found out the day of that I had won two tickets to this festival.
Before I go on any further, thank you, Yelp Miami, for finally making it so I could go and get my croqueta on. YOU ROCK!
Cough, anyway - Croquetapalooza 2017 was held at Magic City Casino. Parking was painless, free and ample. Getting in and out was a breeze, even after the event ended, given that it was a night with pouring rain. Now as for the event itself, we got there pretty early I have to say. The event started at 7 and a bit past 6, we were already there. We gave our tickets, got wristbands, and then managed to make a line by the door. We were in the first section, actually able to see the door. The event promptly opened up its doors at 7, and well, when we went inside, holy moly! I have never seen so many croquetas in my life!
They came from near, from far, and many brought extra treats. Flans, cookies, and even alcohol. Over twenty competitors amassed and that's without talking about fritas. The room where this was held was massive and there must have been at least a thousand people there. It was spacious, though, and I never felt cramped. It seemed people alternated enough that you could grab different foods, as well as chairs, because they had several. They even had the VIP Lounge open and there you could have a cafecito with your croqueta. Oh, and Nutella doughnuts. Goodness, those things made me ecstatic. *Daydreams*
After making the rounds a couple of times, we were stuffed, and well, my boyfriend and I had thought we would go to dinner afterwards, but nope, that was completely unnecessary. This event in itself is dinner, dessert, and drinks combined and in an excessive manner. I definitely have to manage my eating as I am pretty sure I had a croqueta overload, but that pales in comparison to those who partook in the Croqueta Eating Contest. The man who won is nicknamed "El Machine" and he really is. He inhaled ten large croquetas in 32 seconds! Oh my God!
Other than this, they had the Croqueta Showdown and the Frita Showdown. For the croquetas, they had Judges' Choice and People's Choice. The winners (in no particular order):
1) Judges' Choice: Doce Provisions;
2) People's Choice: Croquette who came all the way from Dallas, Texas with 70 lb+ of croqueta batter;
3) Frita Showdown: El Rey de las Fritas.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, if you had a wristband for Croquetapalooza, when the event ended, you could go in for free at the Burger Beast Museum, so yep, this was worth it and then some. I cannot wait until next year's event. Also, I am beyond flabbergasted that the People's Choice in croquetas is outside of Miami. Definitely want to visit Dallas, Texas even more now and that's saying something as boyfriend and I have severely bingewatching Dallas. Hmm... but those croquetas deserved the win. Creative, chewy, and clearly meriting consumption. read more