My flight out kept getting delayed and I kept getting angry. I turned that anger into sexual frustration and came to the Crazy Horse. It's a skip and hop from Hopkins airport and a good place to relax before or after the flight! I used to come here as a young man. Those days are long gone and now I'm the sad old man that I used to scoff at. Times have changed. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas. read more

My domestic partner and I had a lot of fun here. There is a $5 cover charge/door fee per person. You must show government identification. The girls varied in shapes, sizes, proportions, and styles. They were all beautiful, friendly, and talented in their own ways. The dancers would come over to the bar and table areas to try to converse with the clientele and make their bread on dances and private rooms. Many of the performers were topless, though not all, and some wore small pasties or tape versus having fully nude chests. The music selections were modern and fun. The venue had a couple of stages with poles, about a half-dozen or so smaller tables and chairs, a bar in the back with a dozen or so beer selections and lots of liquor options, a few televisions with sports on them, and an area for lap dances. I assume that the venue also had a very-important-person (VIP) room and a champagne room, though -- if it did -- we did not visit those on this occasion. I did not see any food being served. The atmosphere was comfortable, fun, and lit well enough to see but was -- overall -- darker, which we had liked. Not too many bright lights except for the stages. A lap dance is $20 per person, and the house takes its cut of that, so don't forget to tip the dancers and servers! Overall, as a first experience for newbies, we had a really great time and would definitely consider returning with friends in the future. read more

There's not much else to say about this place that hasn't already been said. The business is in a semi-industrial part of the city and is surrounded by factories and warehouses. The area has definitely seen better days. Overall, the exterior of the building presents a grimy, dirty, seedy appearance. The parking lot could use a good cleaning and resurfacing because of the pot holes. Inside, the entertainers range from unattractive to just flat out fugly with stretch marks and cellulite added for your viewing enjoyment. The restrooms look like do-it-yourself hepatitis and penicillin labs with filthy floors, walls, and yes, even ceilings. Let's not even talk about the smell. Food quality is average to slightly above average with standard size portions at average cost. If a strip club can also be a dive bar then this place, without a doubt, qualifies. read more

girls didn't even seem to pay attention to me when i had a big wad of cash out.....the ones kitty was hanging out and i got excited..just to see some bumps all over that area...ooof none of them were really even worth looking at honestly...seen better looking females that are actually interested in you, and not just your cash. You know, professional dancers..that look the part, and know what they're doing. unless this is one of those "extras" places...then it would all make sense... disappointing. only gave 2 stars because the bartenders were great..otherwise GO ELSEWHERE! read more

Let us move on to the next stop on Cara's Tour de CLE Strip Clubs, shall we? I'm pretty torn here between two visits. My first time was pretty great. It was later in the evening, there were girls 'a plenty and while there were some that looked like they came in straight from a nap, there were at least a few that were really attractive. Plus, couples get in free on Saturdays. Can't beat that! There were two stages being utilized by girls who had more upper body strength than I'll ever have. And I loved the groups of men and women participating and celebrating various occasions (i.e. birthday parties, bachelor/ette parties.) It didn't just seem like a men's only kind of place. The girls are very nice and will also sit to chat with you, if you so desire. And lastly, the bartender is a delight! She's cute and interesting--one of my favorite parts about this place. Now let's fast forward to my most recent trip... What's with dancers eating at the bar? Does anyone else find this as gross as I do? I'm sorry--I know we're all human. I know these ladies need to eat, but please, not in front of me and not on your shift in front of customers. I saw four girls hunched over plates inhaling food with manners of a teenage boy. I'm talking about snagging food from the plates of others, sour cream on faces, shoveling food. I don't know who would want a stomach full of spicy bar food before flipping upside down on a pole. But just thinking about that made my stomach turn and tainted the evening. Mind you, it's a personal rule of mine never to eat at strip clubs--no matter how good everyone claims the food is--so, this could be why I feel so strongly. But if it were up to me, the girls would eat in a room in the back, just like any other job out there. You can certainly have a 4-star experience here, but as you can see, it depends on the night. read more

Worst experience I have ever had in my entire life. I walk in all the dancers are gross, I get a $20 and try to tip the door girl. Some old fuck, makes me buy 2 waters for $7.00 a peice. An the. Still have to tip the door girl $10.00. Place is thirsty as hell for business and rhe worst strip club in Cleveland. #Lido'sbetter read more

They would not let us in because we did not have a male escort. Very upsetting. Wouldn't even come out to talk to us. On a Wednesday. PJ the front desk was very understanding. We had to order a lyft back home. Eric the Manager would not even come out to talk to us. Will not be going back. read more

I went here with some friends for one of their eighteenth birthdays. Even though I'm a straight female, I still had a great time! It was very classy, the dancers knew what they were doing (I had no idea it took so much strength to use those poles!) and everyone was quite nice there. Being under 21, you are required to pay twenty five dollars to get in, but you get two free table dances via Crazy Horse Bucks. Regular admission is ten. read more

Neon lighting on the building from the outside, which looked fancy considering this is the brookpark rd area. They have $10 table dances. I saw a sign that said if you are under 21 you get two free table dances (but I am guessing you have to pay a higher cover charge if you are under 21). read more

I've been here about ten times now. Went there tonight and got the worst dance of my life. The bartender guy wasn't too much better. I would much rather recommend Christies in Brunswick by far, read more

Beautiful bodacious women working hard for their money! Every time I go in there, it takes me back to '86 in the Flats. Every once in a while, it feels good to kinda relive your 20s. Thanks for keeping me young, girls! read more

First, let me say that my wife and I have liked this place since we started coming. For us it's a 40 minute drive and there are much closer clubs we could go to. The girls here all seem friendly and not as stuck-up as other clubs. Music was a pretty good mix of a little bit of everything. Lately, the music has been all hip hop and dub step, when it used to be a variety based on the girls' tastes. You can tell a difference in the performance when they are actually into what they are dancing to vs when they have to force it. Now, I like the idea of having feature dancers, and the last one was a lot of fun, but don't advertise that she's going on at 10, then make everyone wait until 11:20. By 10:30, a lot of the people that came to see her got impatient and left. Another note, you might want to fix your parking lot. The giant pot holes don't give a very good impression even though the actual club is pretty nice. read more