My flight out kept getting delayed and I kept getting angry. I turned that anger into sexual…read morefrustration and came to the Crazy Horse. It's a skip and hop from Hopkins airport and a good place to relax before or after the flight! I used to come here as a young man. Those days are long gone and now I'm the sad old man that I used to scoff at. Times have changed. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas.

My domestic partner and I had a lot of fun here…read more There is a $5 cover charge/door fee per person. You must show government identification. The girls varied in shapes, sizes, proportions, and styles. They were all beautiful, friendly, and talented in their own ways. The dancers would come over to the bar and table areas to try to converse with the clientele and make their bread on dances and private rooms. Many of the performers were topless, though not all, and some wore small pasties or tape versus having fully nude chests. The music selections were modern and fun. The venue had a couple of stages with poles, about a half-dozen or so smaller tables and chairs, a bar in the back with a dozen or so beer selections and lots of liquor options, a few televisions with sports on them, and an area for lap dances. I assume that the venue also had a very-important-person (VIP) room and a champagne room, though -- if it did -- we did not visit those on this occasion. I did not see any food being served. The atmosphere was comfortable, fun, and lit well enough to see but was -- overall -- darker, which we had liked. Not too many bright lights except for the stages. A lap dance is $20 per person, and the house takes its cut of that, so don't forget to tip the dancers and servers! Overall, as a first experience for newbies, we had a really great time and would definitely consider returning with friends in the future.

I've come here infrequently for a decade and the move to online automated dj is terrible. The idea…read moreis you pay for a personal experience right? This is the opposite. L

Came in on a Wednesday night and it was no dancers on the stage yet but then again it was still…read moreearly so no big deal, I get a few drinks and sit by the bar and like 15 minutes later this slim blonde hair women pushes up on my elbow and my dumb ass almost spill my drink, she introduced herself and after a short convo I got like 3 floor dances with her and she was not too bad but I declined on going back stage with her, I did end up going V.I.P. With another slim girl with short hair and I was enjoying her dancing so much I had to tip her overall I had a good night.

Went here with my friends. There was a $10 door charge which is light. Once inside the lounge is…read moresmall. The stage is center and there are booths and tables on both side of the room. All the dancers were professionals and nice. The only issue we had was our food was delayed over an hour. The bar staff was apologetic but refused us a refund. We didn't get our food until 20 minutes before the lounge closed.

I've come on multiple occasions and I was always treated with respect. The door charge is $10 and…read morethe food is good but hey may have one person working as a cook but that's alright considering it's 35+ customers a night. The dancers are really nice and beautiful, and the security is very reasonable. The bartenders are funny and know how to hold a conversation. I can't wait till I come back to Cleveland for another experience! Thank you guys for such a great time!

Absolutely fantastic! Just went there for the first time, and had a blast! Lexi is my absolute…read morefavorite dancer there!

I was feeling very low after my wife passed away and was looking for relief from the pain and for…read morecompanionship. I wondered in and was greeted by a most charming and lovely young woman named Alyssa. Over the next several weeks, she and a number of other beautiful and TALENTED dancers have given me much comfort and I am truly grateful to each of them. If you need someone to help you, check out Alyssa's smile!

Very chill vibe on a weeknight. Great bar service. Didn't try the food. Classy layout and…read moreaccoutrements. No obnoxious dj. More of a proper gentleman's club. The dancers were beautiful and charming. Definitely one of my favorite clubs in the Midwest.

Have been here multiple times hoping it will be better than the last. The girls rarely come up to…read moreyou, bathrooms and general area outside them smells terribly of sewage. Drinks are super expensive as well as expensive cover. Tonight it was completely dead. 10 minutes after paying cover, only saw one girl walk by, manager comes up to my friend and I demanding we buy something if we weren't throwing money. We asked if we could have a few minutes to see other girls before buying a dance or tipping. They said we could leave or buy something so we left. Terrible experience

Great spot right off the highway. HOT girls. Even the day…read moreshift squad are all lookers. Stiff drinks, good service. It looks like they're in the process of updating the decor. Classic gentleman's club vibes. Im sure ill be back ;)

One dancer after a private dance demanded I "tip" a 2nd dancer "because" ... a swift no followed,…read moreshe did not try to scissor my face so why does she deserve a tip?

So last night i Still was waiting for my third beer and the server was too busy chatting and…read moretalking too two guys instead of doing her job also there was only one dancer on the main stage there are too many old guys stilling lap dances i did not even get one i will never go back too that place there are not the same since covid

Good smelling girls. Nothing crazy, more energy would be nice. A lot of diversity, different…read moreflavors for any kind of sampler.

Went for the first time with a friend and we really enjoyed ourselves. We had lots of fun and plan…read moreto return on a busier night to have even more fun! The staff were friendly and helpful. My only complaint is some of the showers ran cold.

The workers here are huge assholes. It's to the point I no longer will be coming back. They need to…read morelearn how to approach people in a more professional and friendly manner. They are basically just condescending for the hell of it and like to be bullies. Such a great facility with terribly behaved workers.

Back in 08 I think it was the party bus driver for the bachelor party I was in stopped here awesome…read moreplace you can buy starbursts while getting a lap dance and they gave us free beer thumbs up haha

Wow! Love the atmosphere! Can't wait to bring my family here! Great date spot! Would recommend to a…read morefriend

Absolutely beautiful club. Intimate setting with the best girls and bar staff in the city…read more Amazing experience!

I had an absolutely fantastic time! Met some nice ladies and had some drinks. Used a VIP room, and…read moreit was great! Out of all the people I met, Solana is my absolute favorite! She's cute, sweet, loves to laugh, and is a great dancer! Definitely recommend going!