Very chill vibe on a weeknight. Great bar service. Didn't try the food. Classy layout and accoutrements. No obnoxious dj. More of a proper gentleman's club. The dancers were beautiful and charming. Definitely one of my favorite clubs in the Midwest. read more

Well if you want a good laugh at the "talent" working. You will also be disappointed because the bartenders ignore you especially if your wife is better looking than any of the working girls. Avoid at all cost. read more

Have been here multiple times hoping it will be better than the last. The girls rarely come up to you, bathrooms and general area outside them smells terribly of sewage. Drinks are super expensive as well as expensive cover. Tonight it was completely dead. 10 minutes after paying cover, only saw one girl walk by, manager comes up to my friend and I demanding we buy something if we weren't throwing money. We asked if we could have a few minutes to see other girls before buying a dance or tipping. They said we could leave or buy something so we left. Terrible experience read more

So I left my credit card here last night. Yes I was drunk. I come back today to get the card. I'm told they need to wait for a manager; the 'manager' appears after 20 minutes (I push hard to finally get his attention)...and he literally mocks me asking "what's the rush, enjoy the titties..do you leave your cards places often? This may be a personal problem" (where am I again?)? Apparently it took the managers manager to get the card. He profusely apologized for his subordinate...but like what? read more

I had an amazing experience! Please ask for Leilani, she's such a beautiful filipina woman she was sweet and soft. She didn't immediately ask for money or harass my husband and I for a private room. She made it really comfortable for both of us- the overall experience with her will leave us thinking about her for a looong time. Now my only complaint is the smell of the place, it smells like one giant bathroom- the price for drinks, private dances, and ATM fee is overpriced in my opinion. Still fun though :) Thanks Leilani read more

I always order from the top shelf. The elevator smells like ass, the bathroom is sweet.

Great food and great entertainment....Waiter Porsha was very nice(Happy Birthday) and Dilan was a great entertainer..Will be back soon read more

Christies Cabaret - Potato.Broccoli.Steak - Strip Clubs Near Me - Cleveland, Ohio

Whole place smells like sewage. They have ice cubes in the stalls to try and conceal the smells. Very concerning. . Awful/none existent service and zero dancers and a pricey cover charge. Don't go unless you want pneumonia. read more

Big place Rude dancers over paid for a dance demanded a tip and was insulted by my $5

It was cool first walking in and paying! Once you walked past the paying process TERRIBLE!!! THERE WAS A SMELL THAT LINGERED ALL THROUGH OUT INSIDE OF STRIP CLUB. The girls were not attractive! There was one nice looking girl and the rest looked like crack heads! Terrible pick whoever is doing the hiring read more

I rate 1 star for management. I've been been to Christie's 3x this year. Sadly, this club has the most beautiful girls working for them compared to the other strip clubs in the area. I had a work event this weekend at 1330 on the river and ubered to Christies with my work crew. During our gift exchange, I got a bottle of Jack Daniels. Since I was ubering, I had no where to put my gift after leaving 1330 and heading to Christies. They took it at the door (which is understandable) and refused to give it back when I left. I've sent close to a grand I'm sure this year but I can 100% say won't spend another dollar here. Nor will I promote Christies like I always have. Is anything I'll make sure to voice how terrible the management and front door staff is. If that's your bouncer with the pony tail, I highly recommend hiring another Coke head, this time with muscles at least because someone is going to break Bieber very very soon. Sad to see what used to be a 5 star club drop to 2 stars maximum. read more

I'll be damned if we didn't give it our best shot. There was literally no one even on on stage let alone serving or giving dances. I'm lucky it was cold outside and I was five beers deep or my libido would never forgive me. Don't go here. I'm pretty sure it's haunted as well. read more

Had a really crappy bachelor party for my boy down in D.C. (horrible, horrible city for a bachelor party), so the Friday night before his wedding in Cleveland, we dragged him here for a re-do. We got here around 10pm and expected to have a few beers and leave in about an hour. There was no touching, and it was topless only, so what can you really expect? Well, we stayed until closing. And we all hit the ATM at least once (I believe the ATM fee was $12). First of all, the girls here were gorgeous. I've been to strip clubs in New York, L.A., D.C., Atlantic City...actually Atlantic City is trash, I don't know why I mentioned that. Point is, the girls here were on par with or above any other strip club I've been to other than Stringfellows in London. But a lapdance at Stringfellows will cost you a liver and two kidneys, and they don't dance like the girls at Christie's do. There's no touching. Doesn't matter; the girls will take care of all the touching for you. Also, as with most "no touching" establishments, they go with the no hands policy, but you can put your mouth pretty much anywhere. That's not exactly the most sanitary practice, but you should be aware of it. It's topless only. Also doesn't matter; every single one of the girls showed us the goods. And really, a glimpse is enough for me. If I'm not penetrating it, I don't actually want to look at that thing for four full minutes. As for the bachelor part, we paid $100 to put our boy on stage. He got to pick his three favorite girls beforehand, and they danced all over him. I stress that they DANCED all over him. They did bounce on his lap some but didn't pound his crotch into erectile dysfunction like the dancers at many other clubs do. I never understood that tradition. Also, they gave him a free Christie's t-shirt, which was a sweet little bonus. Two other technical details. First, they'll fingerprint you if you use your credit card and also do this weird thing where they hold an extra $200 against your card. Both are in case you skip out on the bill, but that $200 never gets charged against you if you sign your bill. Second, if you encounter this hot blonde and brunette team, go for it. At least once. It'll cost you double, but they'll go down on each other. That's just special right there. Of course, you can't judge a strip club on one night, but it was probably one of the best strip club experiences I've ever had. I reeked of cotton candy perfume afterwards and loved it. Highly, highly recommend. read more

I went to Christie's with two friends last night and have never in my life experienced such a deceptive and predatory environment. They lie, cheat, and steal every penny from your wallet. I have a feeling that this is what their staff is instructed to do. I bought three shots of Jack and the waitress tells me I owe her $25 (yikes!) So I gave her two twenties and she disappeared with it, never to be seen again. Nobody ever gave me change for it. That's the same thing the doorman did when I handed him a twenty. Twenty dollar cover charge? Are you kidding me? My buddy bought two bottles of water and was told it would be $12. His bank called him this morning about a suspicious charge. They charged him $200 for two bottles of water! Criminal! And at one point, a dancer just randomly tried to hit him up for five bucks. She hadn't danced for him or chatted with him or anything, just went up to him and requested a five dollar "tip" for nothing. Weird. The service in this place is beyond deplorable. They only bothered to serve us twice and then just ran off with my cash and ran up my friend's credit card. They are crooks. I've been to plenty of strip joints and never experienced a fleecing like this. Take your wallet somewhere else! read more

I agree with others that this is about as classy of a club as you find outside of a very big city. And I've been to Vegas clubs that aren't as nice as Christies. I've been here 4 or 5 times, most recently this past spring. I'm very picky when it comes to dances, and even I got a dance here, from this girl with an absolutely perfect body. When the girls are on stage some are kind of boring, some are great. The giant staircase is awesome, I'm a big fan of that feature. Occasionally I've had a crappy waitress here who takes forever and forgets things, but other than that I can't complain. I've never been upstairs but I have heard that this is pretty much an "anything goes" club. The more money you drop, the more you'll get. read more

I have to admit, for a strip club it isn't bad. Granted this is the only strip club I've ever been too. A friend and I were curious one day and upon mentioning it to her boyfriend, he of course immediately offered to pay our covers. I'll have to say, at no point did I feel dirty or creeped out. The strippers there were actually pretty nice and talked to us for awhile giving us some "tips". And I have to say, it takes to some talent to get all the way up that pole. If a strip club can make this "average" girl not feel creeped out, then I say they're doing pretty well. read more

Very large and nice upscale gentlemen's club. They have a guard booth near the parking lot entrance and they charge $5 for parking on the weekends. Cover charge during the day is $5 and during night is $8. You can get in for free if you show your ticket stub from a concert or event of that same day. They have a food menu of mostly pub food. I tried the Cheeseburger ($7) that came with fries. Also I tried the grilled chicken salad another day ($8). Food was not bad but of course the drink prices are high. $4.75 for a bottle of water and $4.25 for a diet coke. For your food/bar tab you can pay with credit card but it requires your signature on three different forms and a fingerprint. For the lap dances you can buy "christies cash" and it has a 15% fee or you could use the $12 fee at the ATM. The lap dances are $20/song on the main floor and mostly done on couches lining the outside of the floor or at your chair. The second floor VIP rooms, which are $170 for 15 minutes ($100 to the dancer, $50 to the club, and $20 for the 2 drink upstairs VIP minimum).. They have cameras in the VIP rooms and the floor dances are monitored by bouncers walking around. The lap dances are topless but the dancers go fully nude on stage but the lighting inside is very dim. After midnight though, they stop going full nude on stage due to some strange law/rule. The place has an attendant in the men's restrooms. After washing your hands, you can choose to use the air dryers for free or tip the attendant a $1 and he will hand you a paper towel. read more

Christies Cabaret - Strip Clubs Near Me - Cleveland, Ohio

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If I could give a zero I would. Tried to purchase a lap dance and the girls only wanted to talk. I tried to be friendly but it was extremely unprofessional and annoying. I was then over charged and the manager lacked any customer service skills for someone who just spent thousands of dollars. The bartender also lacked basic skills. I would never recommend this place! read more

I came. I saw. I ate chicken tenders at 2 am and they were delicious. First time in a strip club and while I'm probably not Christie's target market, this was an okay place to come. I had neither the desire or the bravery to say "yes" to a lap dance but I will say, I am IMPRESSED by these women and the way they can contort their bodies up and down a pole. Talk about incentive to work out. read more

I want to Thank Christie's for THE Wonderful VIP treatment. We HAD A WONDERFUL Time AND MEMORABLE BACHELORETTE Party. The Staff was excellent. The venue was beautiful. read more

Christies Cabaret - My bride to be and I. - Strip Clubs Near Me - Cleveland, Ohio

Went on a slow weeknight...... Went on a Thursday night. Not many people there. had some great conversation and dances from the ladies. My buddy did an hour in a private room and was not disappointed. One thing.....the chicken strips my buddy ordered took over and hour to get and I ordered a shrimp cocktail which landed up coming with the shrimp sitting in half melted ice water. It was soggy and lousy. Waitress Tai was great!!! read more

Went there with a few friends .. The girls are great but be careful .DO NOT GET DRINKS FROM THE GIRLS. I drink Jack Daniels exclusively and after I tasted it .. I sent it back with the same shit results ... From that point on I got my drinks at the bar. $200 to get a friend on stage and embarrass them is crazy high. ONLY use cash .. I gave a card and in 10 minutes the CC company called me with stupid charges. I locked the card and complained that they screwed up my card. The girls were very polite and I'm sure following orders. ASK what something costs first . read more

We had an excellent time at first at Christie's Cabaret. Me and my fiance went there expecting a nice evening and for 90% of the evening it was excellent until we had to file a police report and it dropped from 5 stars to one. We arrived on a Saturday night. Asked about bottle service. Got a bottle of Belvedere and mixers for $200 plus tip (45) and got sat in an excellent area and was told that even if we did not finish the bottle we would get to take it with us at the end of the night. The entire night beautiful dancers approached us and we had a great time including spending another $150 on seeing my fiance get a dance with one of the club girls which was incredibly sexy. From there everything went downhill. For starters we got told we could not leave with the bottle. Thats strike one but thats life because most clubsdo not offer that option so initially it was quite the perk. But that is not what broke the straw on the camel's back. I am sure if there is a response to this from Christie's it will be along the lines of 'the patron(s) were drunk, acting stupid or the like....' What else could you expect them to say? There is a police report against them so obviously they would love to defame the customer. The fact is my fiance was manhandled by a patron who we were explicitly told 'he spends alot of money here, just let it go....' They would never, ever admit to that and I assure you will try to defame me. My credentials are a lot better than their fat bouncers. Spent 4 years in the army, currently work for the United States government, after getting out of the army I worked providing security for Turkey Point Nuclear Plant in South Florida, and oh... worked in the service industry to boot at Transit Lounge in Miami Florida. Ive worked and experienced every spectrum of society. The fact that Christie's Cabaret allowed my fiance to have her breasts, ass and vagina to be grabbed by a regular because 'he spends alotta money' is beyond disgusting. A police report was filed. What a horrible organization. They held her back for 'overreacting' and let the regular, big spender go on his merry way. What a sexist, horrible company. I've been to gentlemans clubs with my fiance in Miami, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Atlanta... even New Mexico and never seen such horrible treatment. Christie's Cabaret portrays itself as classy and caring but I have never wanted to throw up so much nor in 4 years of a relationship have I EVER seen my fiance so stunned, so hurt, so incredibly violated and appalled and literally mentally distressed...... hope protecting your high paying customer was worth it Christie's. read more

Went to this place to start the night for my girls birthday, we wanted something to eat and this place was recommended for a good atmosphere and food. The drink were good, the food was TERRIBLE. the chicken fingers were very hard, fries cold, pasta over-cooked, NOT GOOD!!; management was uninterested even though we were spending money, buying dances, we just wanted better food. The manager literally just walked away with no concern for how suckie the good was.not a good impression for out of Towners. read more

Saturday night. After the wedding party afterparty. The brother of the bride drags a few of us to this place, the single glitziest strip club I've been to outside of Las Vegas. I can't say I'm a strip club kind of guy, but I'm certainly not immune to the charms of spectacularly beautiful women making out right in front of me, either. Also, you haven't really lived until you watch a petite Asian girl climb to the ceiling on a 25-foot pole using mainly her legs. That alone was worth the $8 cover charge. If you're a man or a woman, expect to be asked for dances A LOT. I mean, every five minutes some girl stopped, shook my hand, and asked me if I wanted to go to the back room. Not having an extra few hundred dollars, I declined. I actually got asked so much I contemplated yelling "I'M GAY" at every girl I saw, but that might have ruined the mood. read more

0 zero stars if I could. You must keep your hands on the couch. Wtf is that. Bouncer came in and yelled at me for touching her ass. What a joke. read more

I actually enjoyed my self, it was very very mellow, The dances are hot they were very friendly, The manger was so nice and showed us around and explained to us what everything was they played very good music it was very diverse no drama just a relaxing place I seriously Did love it i had a blast.....That place is in fact off the chain if you never been there check it out..There is plenty of space its very big....The entrance fee wasnt to bad.....It was a good time a good time to hang out with friends and watch sexy ass strippers of all ages. races and all that jazz check it out MERP read more

I had a terrible experience. A woman was so rude and pushing so hard to get some tips. She approached me and sat on my lap without taking my permission. She kept demanding for tips, and after I unwillingly gave a tip I said excuse me and I went to set on another chair. She was so pissed off and started to be verbally abusive. If someone is not interested, just LEAVE him and take permission before you annoyingly set on his lap. Especially if you are ugly. I will never be back again. Management should avoid making contracts with such dancers. They make customers feel unpleasant and never come back. read more

I've been to several strip clubs with my husband and his friends, and I always have fun! However, I felt like the bouncer at the door treated me poorly and I felt somewhat not welcomed. Maybe it's because I'm a female, not sure? I'm still a customer, I'm still paying, and I always tip really well, so I was disappointed. read more

Very Classy! Huge Venue. Would have to go back during serving hours to check out the alcohol sales. Full Service bar. Not fully nude. No alcohol after 2:30am. Lots of people. Just hang out to your belongings. Grand entrance. Hard to top Diamonds Cabaret in Dayton, Ohio with their lighting and sound system, BYOB drink til 5:30am, and fully nude. Christie's def was the potential to outshine and crush the local Cleveland Competitors. Every type of girls here but they need to have the cream of the corp. With a great venue like this they need to bring the show to life with the girls and really make it top notch. Theme parties and big shows such as you see in the movies. read more

lots of hot, classy girls, drinks are nice and strong, and surprisingly great food!

I've always wanted to come here and the first thing I noticed when we pulled in was how the building changes colors every couple of seconds which I thought was pretty cool. You gotta pay $5 to park in the parking lot, and the cover charge is 8 bucks per person which at first I was definitely taken aback by but I accepted it because its a well known fancy strip club. The place is pretty large and has two floors and the vibe inside is excellent once you can get past how dark it is when you're not close to the stage, the place even has an elevator. The prices for everything is also fairy expensive, to the drinks at the bar, to getting a simple table lap dance, a private dance, and a VIP room which again can't be helped with it being a well known club. But what really attracted me and my friends were the champagne room which is over $100 to set up, but the rooms themselves feels like expensive hotel rooms and we decided next time we come and we all have cash that we would purchase a champagne room for our next visit. The girls themselves were fairly pretty and a lot of them were built. I heard that the dancers all danced naked which personally is not really my thing but to my surprise during my time there while they were dancing on stage the most nudity they showed was them removing their bras but keeping their bottoms on which was a relief for me. I couldn't stay long but judging my experience from the time I had, it was pretty fun and I'm looking forward to going back and spending more time there. read more

This is a GREAT CLUB, excellent service, beautiful woman, and really good food. I highly recommend it.

Awful, lame and boring!!!! The girls don't dance, they just stand by the pole, drinks are to expensive and terrible customer service from managers read more

Having been to gentlemen's clubs hundreds of times from Vegas to New York to LA, I must say that I have never been to a club that does it as right as Christie's. From the staff to the beautiful women (even the food!) this place rocks! read more

Stopped in last nite and was greeted with a friendly smile from the door girl then proceeded in the club where I was again greeted very friendly and professionally by the floor hosts. The club itself was very big and beautiful and they had hot dancers all over the club.. plenty to choose from! Stayed for a few drinks which I received friendly prompt service and the dj was playing some really good music which was refreshing.. I got 3 dances from a sexy dancer then had to call it quits to catch an early flight out... I would highly suggest stopping in for a great nite out read more

My friend, Luke Dixon, received a much better lap dance than I. And for that, Christie's I rescind my 5 stars. And now I think i'll POST this NOISEy movie review on the PODium of internet restaurant reviews and CAST a net to catch some fish for my dinner. Thank you friends, I'll look fondly upon these memories in 30 years. read more

First of all, lets not get confused... the dancers are hot. However, do not and I say do not give a credit card to pay for dances. They do not disclose they will charge you more than they quote and the dancers will complain about it. Also, they forgot about my dancer in the private room, so she left three times to have the "manager" come and get her. They also will not disclose that they will fingerprint you for charging your credit card. Talk about an invasion of privacy. The place is the best place in Cleveland for a strip club, but the management took twice as long as I was there figuring out how to ring in a credit card and even twice as long as that to check me out as I was getting fingerprinted.... Felt like I was getting booked for an arrest. So take CASH. enough said. I just want to say I enjoyed the girls but the management and the guys in control are not only unprofessional but maybe using illegal tactics, or seemed it felt that way.. A guy wants to go to a strip club to feel like he is getting away from things, not to feel violated in anyway... So sorry for the poor girl who stated that the place would take money away from her if I used a credit card. I was not only charged more for using one, but she got cheated as well. Doesn't seem right. read more