I booked a week at Cranberry using a timeshare exchange. For context, my "home" resort is in Orlando, but for the past 12 years, I've exchanged my unit in Orlando for other places. I pay $800/year plus a $140/exchange fee for my annual timeshare exchange vacation. I checked in to Cranberry on 6 July 2013, and now on day 3, I'm so dissatisfied that I may check out and just forfeit the rest of my vacation.
I was assigned a room in the hotel-like facility that is across the road and about 1/4 mile away from the main resort. The entire building is under renovation and looks horrible, but I could deal with that if not for the fact that my room is also still under renovation. After what felt like my millionth complaint the front desk, I was informed that while the unit is under renovation, it is considered to be "rentable." Well, maybe for the cost of a cheap motel, but certainly not at the level I expect for the nearly $1000 I spend on my exchanges every year.
I should have been wary months ago when I booked. I sent two emails to the resort using their contact/mail-to form on the resort website. Both emails went unanswered. Upon arriving last Saturday, the woman working the check-in desk, while not specifically un-friendly, was certainly not welcoming. She and her colleague who was working with another guest never smiled, never said "welcome" and made more eye contact with their paperwork and computer screens than with guests.
My room was unbelievably noisy. The folks in the adjoining room may as well have moved in with me because it was almost as if their voices and moving about were actually amplified! Additionally, the building noise (loud drilling) went on until after 8:00 last night and loud hammering and banging woke me at 7:30 this morning. Again, front desk completely unconcerned--told me that the work usually started around 8:00am.
The wifi door keys to my room have failed four times, necessitating a 1/4-mile (each way) walk over to the main resort to get them recoded. The brand new electrical outlets in the room have some kind of hermetic safety feature that prevents you from actually inserting plugs into the outlets. Yesterday morning, a team of 3 (very sympathetic) maintenance men popped in for over 1/2-hour trying to figure out how to work them. They finally figured it out and showed me, but of course the next time I tried it after they left, no-go. You can't even force the plugs into the outlets.
My room should be equipped with a stove top, but instead there is a gaping hole where it should be. There is another gaping hole where some appliance, presumably a dishwasher should be. Meanwhile, the room was not equipped with any dish soap or drain rack.
The room was dirty. No one had vacuumed up the builder's dust from the recently tiled floors. The shower stall was not only dirty, but had dried up grout all over it, which I could not remove. The balcony floor had not been swept and had excess concrete dust and cigarette butts all over. The two chairs out there still had the stickers on them.
The bathroom has a very small stand-alone sink with no shelving or vanity to put toiletries on. I just lined up my soap, toothpaste, etc. on a towel on the floor. The extra towels supplied were placed inside the shower stall (not on a shelf), so they also had to moved to the floor outside the shower or they'd be drenched. The floor did get drenched anyway due to the shower curtain being a good 10 inches too short, which sent water gushing out onto the floor.
The room was not stocked with basic kitchenette supplies (can opener, paper towels, dish soap, etc.). I don't expect much, but I've exchanged for units like this before, and the basic starter supplies should be there. There were not even any filters for the tiny little coffee pot, so I had to run out and buy them. The front desk, once again showing no concern, insisted that filters and starter coffee bags were inside the machine--as if I were not standing there looking at it when I called!
Another annoyance--the abstract artwork hanging in the room and hallways has Christian scriptures engraved onto little brass plaques glued to it. I find that inappropriate as this was not advertised as a Christian or religious resort.
Several of the amenities listed for this (gold-star-rated!) resort are not to be found--jacuzzi, laundry facility, spa (?), but that could perhaps be because there is no brochure, map, or literature of any kind in the room. Very odd for a timeshare exchange since there are usually lots of side excursions available.
When finally I got a housekeeper to come look at the many problems in this room (having not received any response from the calls I made to the front desk or the email i sent to customer service), her response was "I can't believe they put anyone in this room. It's not ready." Yeah. Tell me.
So this year, my nearly $1000/week vacation is a loss. I recommend you stay away! read more