My husband and I planned to wander the quaint downtown beach town of Bournemouth until we found a place for dinner that sounded good. Except that it was freezing and windy this January night, so when I spotted the Crab from across the street (less than a minute walk to the beach front and main pier) I ran to the window to view the menu on display.
It was pricier than I wanted to spend for dinner, but we were too cold to argue. Plus we were early enough to get the set menu deal (2 courses for £16 or 3 courses for £20 before 7p). A quick breakdown:
Staff/service: On top of their game and well-meaning. We were never without bread or poured water or full glasses of wine. They checked on us often and were polite. Except ... they hovered and practically stepped on each other in their earnestness. We had no less than 6 different people deliver and refill and take away, and it seemed hectic to the point of spoiling the candlelit, fine dining atmosphere. When they weren't waiting on tables, they paced, hands clasped, around the restaurant.
Food: Pretty damn good. Bread sample was a fantastic and fresh mix of white, rosemary and whole grain. Husband's pork belly and crisp apple starter was a small portion (per usual with set menu entrees) but he loved it. My crab tortellini in cauliflower and thyme velouté was rich and tasty - the parmesan oil tipping it into the "too rich" area and keeping me from finishing it. Our entrees were the hake and herb crusted salmon, both good but not excellent.
Atmosphere: Modern/classic menu; classic, borderline boring fine dining décor, i.e., linen napkins, wooden furniture, a piano. Big floor-to-ceiling windows offer a view of a busy street (close to the sea but no view of it from the dining room). I prefer more contemporary stylings myself, but I'm sure this is right up the alley of the older visitors that frequent this area. The piano player was very good, playing everything from Radiohead to the Police to Adele (no singing, thankfully).
Would I come back with my husband? I don't think so. It wasn't bad but I didn't love it ... Would I take my parents here? More likely. Like I said it's more of an older generation type of establishment, the kind that prefer their wait staff to wear ties and suits, and pace with clasped hands when not serving.
Misc Notes: Walking distance to the Odeon if you fancy a film after dinner, and around the corner is the Sea Gardens for a nice stroll read more