SMOKING food is good but the smoking is bad! Service is ok. I will not go back to the restaurant read more

Great burgers, popular with locals breakfast & lunch Smoking allowed it seems if coffee an a cig is a morning must. read more

Food tasted like cigarette smoke !! If they'd not have the cigarettes, food would probably be decent. Instead it's a bunch of chain smokers

Awesome place! My favorite in town for breakfast and lunch! Christy (good looking Waitress) will put a smile on your face with her charm and quirky personality! Bobs a Hoot! (Owner and great guy!) The food has always been great! They are good people and I support them twice a week! Actually they support my need for good breakfast! Lol just stop by and give them a try! Tell em Don sent you! I get Extra atta boy points! Lol read more

The service and food is excellent but i could not enjoy my food due to all the cigarette smoke. Did i go back in time? Is this a casino filled with disability checks being gambled away while their patrons smoke themselves into an early grave? What restaurants allow smoking these days? Oh i know.... this one. How disrespectful.... i won't be back. read more

Good food and good service for it being so busy. Did not care much for the way things are set up, a bit too crowded and is not a no smoking establishment, so it can get quite Smokey in there. read more

The food is very good! The customer service is top tier! There is smoking inside. We don't mind since I do vape. So if you're sensitive to smoke order to go. They give large amounts of food which is great! You will leave FULL. read more

My dad, younger sister and I came for breakfast the morning after the Fourth of July. It was super busy, but we were able to get sat pretty quickly. Everything that we ordered was SO good. Dad got the Hungry Man meal, his eggs were cooked perfectly (over medium); sister and I both ordered the two egg speciality with a homemade biscuit, some gravy, their version of home fries and some bacon. EVERYTHING. WAS. AMAZING. Cooked perfectly, no complaints from our party, and honestly some of the best breakfast we have ever had. Please come here to eat if you're coming to Warsaw or the surrounding area! read more

Jeanetter is the best and most beautiful waitress they have!! Food was decent would give the food a 3 out of 5. It's not to inviting due to the smoking and not much ventilation to clear the smoke out. read more

Cow Patties is our breakfast spot whenever we're in residence at our home in Warsaw. (We're dreaded, part time lake folks! lol) This is a down-home, small town Missouri diner, not First Watch, folks. The decor is a little aged and the furniture and floors a little time worn. They're clean and neat, however. (I too am a lil aged and time worn, so I don't judge! lol) I want to mention the smoking before I say more because soooo many people are giving negative reviews because of it. So I don't smoke. In fact, I'm the worst kind of non-smoker. I'm a former smoker who quit years ago. Many of my family members are smokers, but it bothers me enough that I don't allow smoking in my car or in my home. I have never once been bothered by smoke while dining at this restaurant. In fact, several times we've been there and not a soul was smoking. Other times a handful are smokers, but never, ever has the place been "filled with smoke" or so bad I had to leave and I am a person who can smell a smoker from several feet away. I firmly believe the negative reviews on the smoke are people who find it a nasty habit and because they don't smoke, you shouldn't smoke, either. (You ain't in Johnson County when you're at the lake, kids! lol) That said...... The breakfast is amazing, delicious AND ever so affordable. Huge portions, friendly servers and staff and I say have the biscuits and gravy because oh, Heaven's is it good! Their omelets are my second favorite. Even when it's a full house, we have never waited more than 20 mins or so for our food. As a rule it's more like 10-15. They keep your coffee cup full while you wait, so relax and enjoy visiting with your family if you have to wait a little bit. The last time we were there for breakfast, we noticed a little zip lock baggie thumbtacked to the post by the cash register. It contained a set of dentures. Apparently, someone dined and left their teeth behind, so the staff kindly bagged 'em up and put them up for the owner to reclaim. I mean, where else can you find that? lol Genuinely love this old school diner. read more

We LOVE this place. The smoking doesn't bother me and for some people it's a blessing to have some place they can still smoke and enjoy a burger. Excellent service too. read more

Great food and service as always. I highly recommend this restaurant. The employees know you by name which is always nice

Consistently good food. Service is kind and efficient. We've loved cow Pattie's because of the quantity and fair prices. Clean restaurant read more

I was looking forward to trying this place for breakfast but the first thing that hit me was the smell of smoke. We would have gone to Cosmic Coffee but they are closed on Sunday. The service was good and people were very nice but the French toast was cold and sausage under cooked. I just don't understand how establishments can allow smoking anymore. read more

We didn't actually eat the food. We walked in and sat down and were hit by a nasty smell. That is when we noticed people smoking inside the building. I get sick from tobacco smoke and the others I were with don't care for it either. We got up and told the waitress why we were leaving. She said she understood (as if this happens on a regular basis). I didn't think there were still places that allowed smoking in restaurants. If you can handle the smoke, you can give this place a try and leave your own review. read more

This is a classic small town cafe. Down home, super friendly, and the polar opposite of pretentious. If I'm anywhere in the general vicinity at breakfast time, I'm headed here for the Haystack! Note - If you are appalled at the idea of anyone smoking in your general vicinity, looking for anything organic / farm-to-table, or take your coffee with anything besides dairy creamer and sugar...you'll be happier going somewhere else. read more

This place was great! The staff were friendly, my glass was never empty and the food was good. Smoking was allowed so I didn't really like that, but overall the bathrooms were clean and the place was nice. My boyfriend got the haystack meal and it was huge it cost $7.99 I ordered the Meat lovers omelet which was $8.29 with an iced tea that cost $1.49 and my mother in law ordered 2 French toast and 3 pieces of bacon which cost $6 something. I would definitely go back! read more

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I would like to give this establishment two stars simply because our waitress was very nice and attentive. She was genuine country and I love that as I am, too. I truly love my neighbors here in Warsaw. However, the SMOKE SMELL throughout the entire room inspired visions of vomit spewing from my mouth. The customers smoke. The staff smokes...even in the kitchen while cooking your food. Now, I'll move on to the "food". Let's be honest. Warsaw is a black hole of disgusting plated slop in dire need of a new, QUALITY restaurant that serves delicious meals in an appetizing manner. There is no REAL FOOD in Warsaw, food that comes from a farm instead of Walmart's processed-food, freezer section. Nothing we ordered was real food. The burgers are flavorless hockey pucks unworthy of consumption. The "Swiss cheese" on the Mushroom Swiss burger isn't cheese at all but processed cheese food. It seemed more like the white, individually-wrapped American singles pretending to be Swiss but falling miserably short as it's just "processed cheese food." The crinkle cut fries are straight out of a Great Value freezer bag. They are not homemade, hand-cut French fries. Fries are POTATOES. How hard is it to make French fries from scratch, from real potatoes instead of pulling them out of some freezer bag of over-processed trash? And fries DO NOT come with their burgers. A bag of potato chips does. You have to pay $2.99 for a side of fries with your hockey puck. But you never get the potato chips that have already been factored into the price of the burger. What a sham and a sneaky trick on the restaurant's part. If you're thinking you could get a salad as something healthy, think again. Their choice of "salads" is basically nil. A side salad is a decent size, for sure. That was nice. But it's Iceberg lettuce, plastic-like, generic shredded "cheese" and a couple diced tomato pieces. The "chef" salad comes with some sort of meat, the same Iceberg lettuce and fake cheese as the side salad, and like two stale croutons, I'm sure taken from a Great Value bag. How hard is it to make homemade croutons that kiss your lips with an instant crunch to adorn a salad? This not-so-edible mess is served with dressings brought to the table in squeeze bottles OR half-used, greasy, store-bought bottles of the cheapest possible brand. If you order an "appetizer", it comes out with your meal and on a shared plate with other items. So you pay full price but receive half as much as if it were plated properly. There is NOTHING here that can't be thrown together at home for 1/10th the cost. It's all generic, low-quality slop which speaks volumes about how the owner must feel about our beautiful, local community. As General Cornwallis says in the movie The Patriot, it's a horse blanket. I would love to give pointers and tips to the service staff, cooks and owner but I think I'll just consider starting my own restaurant in Warsaw, MO that serves REAL, QUALITY FOOD, freshly-picked from a local farm that's both delicious and health-building yet still affordable. I think a restaurant's fare should aptly reflect the heart of the owner and management, don't you? I'm truly sorry, Cow Patties, but your name says it all. read more

Ok...well...No! Just NO! I'm sorry, but this place is terrible. They allow smoking in the building, and smoking in the kitchen. The food is mediocre at best, and the burgers are terrible. Rusty Skillet burgers are much better. Sorry, but I won't be back a second time. I usually give a restaurant two tries, but this one has fundamental flaws. read more

How sad, for months my husband and I have been planning to eat here after seeing the restaurant but it was closed. We made it back to Warsaw and I came across the reviews, SMOKING IN THE RESTAURANT? Awe no thank you! Just shut our desire down completely! i am pretty sure Cow Patty has lost A LOT of business just for that simple fact, even if the food were good and prices great! What a shame! read more

After coming to Warsaw these past 7 years, I finally went to Cow Patties. I don't care for the smoking. Good gawd people...! You can't put a damned cigarette down for 30 minutes? Oh well. The smokers were kept over by the door so it wasn't bad. I had a giant breakfast of an omelet, biscuits and gravy, bacon, sausage and a pancake. Everything was good, the prices were decent and the server was friendly. I'd come back again. read more

Cow Patties - American Near Me - Warsaw, Missouri

They allow smoking . It was so smoky I couldn't hardly breathe. So gross . Too bad cause food wasn't bad .

HOLY SMOKE! Why, on earth, would you allow smoking in a public restaurant in 2022? The entire place smells like an ash tray. Our server was decent. Salad dressing was like "Always Save" brand, which came to the table in a plastic bottle. The salad matched that, with it's piece of ice burg lettuce, and a few shreds of cheese. The burgers were dry. The experience was terrible. read more

Food was good, portion size is off the charts and the price is amazing. GREAT hangover food for sure! The clientele in the restaurant were amazingly nice. The more time we spend in Warsaw and going to the local (non chain) places we find the locals exceptionally friendly people and fun to hang out with! This is a small restaurant and they allow smoking. Seems like everyone in the place had a cigarette lit up. The smoke really took away from the food for sure and almost unbearable. We will go back but if it's full and still allow smoking we will take ours to go. Just can't stand to be in the place with all the smoke. read more

I'll take a Virginia Slims omelet with a side of Marlboros. Don't forget about an extra side of Kools. If you want to watch infants sitting next to women smoking who look like Dog the Bounty Hunter, this is your place. Food was blah as well. Yeah, never going back. read more

The food is pretty good. The servers are nice. The biggest problem is that it is a really small restaurant, and they allow smoking everywhere. The windows aren't openable, so there is no way to escape the smoke. Food is so-so... the sausage patties looked a little odd, like they had come from frozen. The staff is extremely friendly. If the restaurant was non smoking, I would probably give it more stars. But because it is so smoky in there, I will probably never go back. read more

Cow Pattie is the best place around Truman lake to eat breakfast. Very friendly staff and excellent food. Don't be fooled by the name, cow patties is worth eating at. read more

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We love Cow Patties! Their food is so good and everyone is so very friendly. The only downfall is that some days there is so much cigarette smoke, it's difficult to eat. If only there was a non-smoking section, all would be perfect. They have the best breakfasts around. read more

If you're looking for a great small town diner, this is it! Hash browns and the breakfast burrito are awesome!

The food was good, but not great. Our waitress was very attentive. Smoking is allowed in the dining area, so I won't be going back (asthma attacks are no fun). read more

Love the breakfast and service they habe smoking in the restrant if you dont mind and clean bathrooms and lots of space good for groups homemade food too . parking is good too . and right off the main street too. Derserts to die for only if u dont fill up .:) read more

Breakfast was great. The food was great and the staff are super friendly and attentive. The only negative thing was the smoking.

Food was okay, lots of tables jammed into the room. Room was packed but that could be sure to the fact that smoking is allowed. That was off putting, I can't remember the last restaurant I was in that allowed smoking, for that alone I would not recommend this place. read more

Friendly waitstaff. The place to go if you want lung cancer. Couldn't taste the food over all that smoke.

Been once best cheeseburger ever..server was very friendly next time will order tenderloin..