The Columbian is everything- quaint, affordable!!, fun, and the staff is friendly. This place has so much character. I do not recommend if you're looking for a modern AMC type experience. It's historic and the best seats are upstairs on the balcony in vintage living room couches. My only grievance is that they serve pizza but do not have ranch. Check their Facebook page for upcoming movie lineups read more

I love this place. Lower your expectations and you might too. Its NOT a modern high tech theater by any means. Old school theater charm. Lots of love seat couches. The ones upstairs appear to be reserved for quests who purchas food/drinks from the upstairs vendor, but we didnt, and didnt get bothered. Low prices. Aging restrooms. Inexpensive concessions. I'll be back....with low expectations :) read more

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I saw-- The Goonies -- twice at this location..!! And had Pizza and Beer..!! This place is fun for ANY movie.. I've also seen various Rock Bands at this theater..!! read more

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A vintage patina much more appreciated than any state of the art Arclight or AMC. In other words, they're not trying to give you a hearing impairment :) . The popcorn stand is awesome, just what you expect out of an older and cuter theater. Balcony seating is great. My only request is they show "The Goonies" more frequently and let it be a Rocky Horror Show type deal where you get to recite the lines, throw on Prince t-shirts and leave Kennedy half pieces on the floor. Waterguns might be kinda fun too, but maybe too damp up here for that..... anyway, a lot of things could be done with it. Maybe pepperoni slices too! Could charge a little more for cleanup but would be a perfect tourist experience imo read more

We had so much fun going to the Columbian Theater last Friday night. We sat in the over 21 seating in the balcony, the couch seatting was comfy, sceen quality and sound was outstanding. We had beer, drinks and pizza and more. What a great experience we will be back. Oh the kids below looked like they were enjoying Pee Wee's Big Adventure too. read more

I'm really torn between a 3 and a 4 star rating for here, so let's say it is a 3.5 officially. **CASH ONLY** Had always wanted to go here to catch a cheap show, but just never was high enough on my list of priorities to do so. Finally, this past Thursday night, we figured, what the hell, and met a few friends and made a fun night of it.. How can you go wrong for $4 bucks a pop for tickets? Second run shows can be lots of fun on the big-screen. Cool old theatre building. Lots of charm and history behind it. Be careful of the step in and out of the men's room, as if you are not careful, you will go arse over tea kettle on it. Women's room is upstairs via a steep ramp and steps. I am not sure how "ADA easy" this place would be given the size of the lavatories, steps, and tricky ramp, so if you are with anyone who has mobility issues, check it out prior to the visit to save some hassle. Balcony is "adults only" as they serve alcohol. This was our respite, as it is filled with comfy love seats with tables. So nice to be sans kiddoes at a cinema. Ironically, we saw a children's film on our visit. Yeah, we are not very nice adults, and really it isn't always the kid's faults, it's the fault of their clueless parental units. Still was nice to have a quiet zone. Very cozy upstairs, that I am sure can get crowded quickly during peak times, so get there at 6:30 to ensure seating. Snack bar prices were not bad at all, considering what other theatres charge. I had to laugh when I asked about the shakers of items for the popcorn. The usual suspects are there with one that I had never heard of...BREWER's YEAST!! Apparently it is really good, but too hipster for me to try....maybe next time. My arteries needed copious amounts of salt and butter this fine evening. Pizza looked amazing, and came in quite a few varieties. Boca Burgers for the tree huggers as well. (yuck, spit, vomit). Put down the tree, Gacktard....it's the movie theatre, not some lounge in Stumptown. Damn. Will try the pizza next time. 20 bucks for a whole (can get slices, halves, quarters, etc.), but it did look like it was very fresh and artisan in quality. Will give the verdict next time. We didn't sense any of the rudeness complaints that other Yelpers have chimed in about. In fact, the box office lad, and the uber-cute and sexy snack bar lass were very cool, since they are cash only and I only had a hundred dollar bill on me. Taking a check saved the day. Great concept for a theatre. We look forward to spending more time there and giving more reasons why the balcony is for "adults only". If hot buttered popcorn is an aphrodisiac, maybe the brewer's yeast will really add a kick to it. Mooohahahahah. read more

I couldn't wait to go to the Columbian Theatre. I read a mixed reviews of this place but it seemed too interesting to pass up. I really want to give it 5 stars but in my heart I know it's not true. Here are the exciting things: If you are over 21 you can sit up stairs in couches. They have an amazing selection of pizza. You can sit in the couches, eat pizza,drink beer and watch a movie. It's only 4 bucks! I also found the pizza to be very reasonably priced. I found the sound quality to be just fine despite reviews that stated otherwise There is a small table in front of each couch to hold your pizza/beverage. Here are the ho hum things: The place is a bit run down(didn't bother me) specifically the couches looked like they have gotten a lot of use out of them holes,tears, etc. I didn't find the lady working upstairs to be very knowledgeable or helpful when it came to making suggestions on what to eat. It was a very unique experience and I walked away happy! I would totally go back again. read more

Really happy to see this place on its way to thriving. The theater staff are all very polite and helpful. Only complaint is I wish y'all had more wine options! read more

Love this theater. If you get a seat upstairs, there is beer and wine available. The pizza is also yummy and you can buy 1/2!

I remember this theater as a child growing up in Astoria. So knowing it from about 40 years plus ago - seeing a lot of the classics growing up down there such as Saturday night fever, Grease - I have many fond memories in there so I have a feeling that is tending to influence my opinion of the theater a little more favorably than I should. There is no other way than to say it us long overdue for a remodel. I think it again has the potential for charm of a small local theater but it has seen far better days. I don't live down there any longer so I'm not sure how the local people feel about it in the condition it's in, but it really needs to be revitalized like the rest of Astoria is. read more

I stumbled upon this place after dinner at the Bowpicker (Amazing Fish by the way!!!), and was glad I did. At $4 this is a steal. The movie playing (last night just by chance) was Hairspray, which I had never seen the new or old, and frankly wasn't totally interested. This place seemed so chill, and the price so low, I thought I'd give it a try. When I found out about the couches in the back, I was in love. I didn't try any pizza because I had just had my dinner, but both the popcorn and soda was a dollar or so lower than at a typical movie theatre, so I got my my snacks and enjoyed the show. If you can drink in the balcony, then next time I will be upstairs. This old time cinema is very comfy, has a large screen and I found the sound to be just fine. Definite addition to my vacation. read more

Are you looking for a place to go for date night, or just a fun night out with your friends? Movies, beer, pizza and popcorn on a comfy couch... Went here last Friday night, watched Terminator, drank a beer and had a slice of pizza. It was a super fun and the couches were very comfortable. read more

Where else can you get in to see a movie for $4 and drink beer?! We were here recently for my youngest's birthday. Two adults and four kids cost a whopping $16 to see a movie. Had we gone elsewhere it'd have been triple that easily. We usually sit at a couch and order pizza, but this time we were there just for popcorn so we sat in the regular seating. For old theater chairs, they're still pretty comfy. When it's just the man and I, we sit upstairs, have a pint or two and enjoy watching a movie; childless for a brief time. Yes the place could use some renovation and updating. But honestly I think it kind of adds to it's charm and atmosphere. And I'm soooooo glad they were able to get a digital projector. It'd have been a travesty if they'd had to close. read more

If you want a seat in the balcony (adults only), get there early because seating is limited (but cozy!) there. The ticket window opens at 6:30pm and the movie starts at 7:00pm. I call it the "pizza theater," and the pizza is yummy. We usually get the special. They serve tap beer and wine, too. The movies are only $4 and run at 7pm every day. The only "problem" is that the website for the next movie is usually not updated until Friday when the new movie starts. www.columbianvoodoo.com/theater/ read more

Ahhhh I wish there was a place like this in San Diego... !!! This awesome theatre shows an old-ish movie for $4 (we saw "Unstoppable", which came out this past November). But the best part is - they have pizza (and other snacks, including popcorn), beer, wine, and couches to sit on! :-D The pizza was realllllllly good (although it did take a bit long to get), and I was very pleased with my glass of Riesling. If I'm ever in Astoria again, I'll be back! But FYI - it's cash only!! read more

What a great, funky old theater. Excellent pizza. Beer and wine on the balcony with comfy couches. The sound and acoustics are a little iffy. But for four bucks, it is a steal and a good time. read more

Awesome, cozy, fun, quaint older one screen theater in town that plays older movies one showing a day for $4.00. they sell yummy pizza, beer and other snacks. you can sit down below or on the balcony with love seats and coffee tables. i will be frequenting this place alot and i will definitely be taking visiting friends and family here. in the mood for more drinking after the movie? there is a brewery right next door that offers live music every so often. check this place out!! read more

Columbian Theater - a view of a street from a car window - Cinema Near Me - Astoria, Oregon

We were very excited to go here, hearing that it was a local hot spot. We came on Halloween and were treated very poorly. Go to....anywhere else for a more friendly experience. Terrible service, very judgmental, closed minded. I'm embarrassed that I brought my out of town friends to see this. I'm a local and will never go back again. read more

Look... is it old? Yes. Is it a cheap and fun way to see a movie? Yes! We are frequent visitors to this theatre where you can sit on a couch, (if you arrive early enough) order pizza, cheap candy and popcorn and drinks. So it is my go to on date nights and family nights, the only way to afford a family of five to see a movie for a price that won't break the bank. If you're a snob, don't go. If you are 21 and up you can sit upstairs and drink beer or wine that is served upstairs only. And I love their pizza, especially the veggie pizza. Yummmmy! read more

My husband and I love to go to the Columbian Theater. We order a half of a pizza and sit up in the balcony where we can get beer to go along with our pizza. The pizza is always delicious! Great price for food, drink and ticket. Love the quirkiness and the charm of the theater. Always great service. Lived in Astoria for the last 2 years and go to the Columbian at least 3 times a month. read more

My favorite theater in town. Delicious pizza and calzones, couches for snuggling and relaxing, beer, wine, general concessions and a big screen to watch films on. read more

Movie is great, but balcony foods are gross (best eaten in the dark -- hmmm?) Especially Pizza and burger - YUK. read more

Great place for pizza and movies at a reasonable price. My family comes here at least twice monthly.

Oh my goodness! I love the balcony!! Beer, pizza, couches, and coffee tables! The pizza is delicious and the staff are friendly and helpful. Make sure to save your seat when you first arrive so that the staff knows where to deliver your pizza! read more

Good theater. I'm pretty sure it's the only one for miles and miles so it's a good option especially for Oregon's rainy day; of which there are many. read more

They had me at couches. Really. There are couches to sit on. Add wine, fine pizza, fun atmosphere. Great value.

I LOVE this place. It's my go to spot to see movies, the food is fresh and tasty, and the prices are GREAT. I've personally never been to the voodoo lounge but I'm not sure why people are talking about that anyway on here, this is for the theater. I have a few friends that work here as well and they say working there is great! They're very nice and the atmosphere is great. You can tell the workers are happy because they're all so nice and accomidating! read more

Been a while since I've been there (as it has been a while since I've lived in Astoria), but I did always love this place. Cheap second run movies on the big screen, pizza and beer available in the balcony. All around fuzzy goodness. read more

Four bucks for a movie. Hooray. Granted they're second run, but most times I haven't seen them anyway. And popcorn and a soda are only a few bucks more, or you can get pizza and kick back with a beer. Eat next door and then take in a flick; you won't be disappointed. read more

Excellent experience recently. Everyone very friendly and helpful. We preordered a pizza and it was delicious. It was clean and comfortable. I love the hometown feeling. I had not been to a theater for many years,but it made me realize what I had been missing. read more

I am rounding up from 2.5 to 3.0 stars This has so much potential & I WANT, so badly, to love this place; old and historic with loads of character to spare. Cinema is one of passions, too. So what is keeping it down? Read on. First, the whole balcony and alcohol set-up: this is rather frustrating. The balcony is rather small with limited seating. As other reviewers have pointed out, one needs to arrive fairly early to secure one of the coveted (and kind of dirty! ) couches if you plan on sipping on a brew. If it is a popular film the balcony will fill up in the blink of an eye. Go to a comparable theater in Portland (Bagdad, Hollywood or Clinton St. as examples) and you won't have to deal with this nonsense. I assume it is because the films here are "all ages"? If that is the case, they should consider offering a "21 years and over" screening to better accommodate us grown ups. Go and see for yourself: there will be nowhere left to sit in the balcony, but you'll see maybe 3 or 4 people total in the main theater. It is ridiculous. Another observation I would like to add is in regards the films they choose to screen: about three quarters of the time it equals "meh..". Boring, mainstream second-run dreck, more times than not. Which is surprising as everything else screams "Hipster Cool". It would be great to see more genre and independent movies and would seem, to me anyway, to be a better fit with the overall vibe of the place. But maybe you like second-run movies making all of this a moot point. This theater would be incredible for film festivals and such; perfect location, right downtown and in easy walking distance to places to eat and drink, shop, etc..Not that you would have to eat elsewhere, their pizza is VERY good. Beer selection is also great, provided you get there in time to score a couch (see above). Staff have always been pretty cool in my experience. CASH ONLY. Bottom line: Cool, historic, old movie theater located in a cool, historic, old coastal town.Not particularly comfortable, but the tickets are cheap and it has reasonably priced concessions and food (just be sure to bring CASH). If your agenda includes having an adult beverage be sure to get there at LEAST 30 minutes ahead of time to get a seat up in the balcony. Otherwise, it is Pepsi for you! read more

Great theater, I enjoyed coming there until last Saturday. One of the employees, specifically a manager, was completely unprofessional, and alienating. A scene much like a child throwing a temper tantrum because he could not get his candy bar. A very kind, women went out of her way to show up early to get a good seats,and was told by the manager to get up because it was reserved. The woman kindly explained that there were no signs, no coats, nothing to make the seats appear to be reserved, and that she was not moving. The manager ( in classic temper tantrum mode ) told her that, that she was not going to sit there, and he has the power to make her move. This went on for about ten minutes, very loudly. In the managers rant, he went as far as to, sarcastically, and in his classic temper tantrum attitude, tell my friend to remove his feet from the table. Which would have been a completely sound request, if done professionally. In fact, I would consider my friends feet on the table to be helping the theater clean them off, due to lack of managerial skills. I will no longer support the theater by paying money to see movies there, and will be the first to vote to shut it down. read more

Beer, wine, pizza, couches, and tables (for diners, alcohol on balcony)! The pizza is delicious and the staff are friendly and helpful. Make sure to save your seat when you first arrive so that the staff knows where to deliver your pizza! Wide variety of pizza. AND TICKETS ARE $4! Now you know why this is our favorite theater. read more

Whenever I get to a place that is cash only, I think of the owner as a tax evader. No worries for me, but the wait is long for mediocre food served and prepaired by people who look a bit old to be so hung over. Then, I see they are asking the public for money for a new projector in the theater. You got our cash already. Sorry for the one star, but you earned it by making me walk to a cash machine in podunk. read more

We don't get here often. It offers second run movies for a reasonable price. If you're 21 or over you can go to the balcony and have good beer or poor wine or terrible pizza. We like it. Others do. Last time we went we couldn't find balcony space. If you see a movie you missed it is worth seeing here if you can get in. read more

I love this old theater, its so fun to go to and the theater itself is so pretty. The people were friendly and the food was reasonably priced. Next time I have to remember my ID so I can sit up top! read more

Ahh, what's not fun about a cheap movie ticket, at an old theatre, with an upstairs, adults only section that serves food and beer/wine and you get to sit on a couch! You have to go! read more

This is my favorite theatre, great prices (suuuper cheap) home made pizza, cheap candy, couches and a beer and wine section for those who care to drink and watch movies. Super friendly staff... funky and fun theatre! and locally owned and operated!! :) love this place! read more