Collette two week African safari, "The Plains of Kenya", all meals included, every night at 4 star hotels/resorts,
Collette guides us through the preliminaries.
Wife renews passport, as expiring within 90 days after the trip concluded.
Obtain visa from Kenya online, $50 please. Color scan of passport and a recent color portrait photo against white background downloaded in the application.
Vaccinations can cost $400. We had a phone consultation and paid $46 to Kaiser for 6 different shots.
Yellow fever shot side effects: 10 days of low grade fever, fatigue, and sweating profusely when exercising -there goes my tennis endurance! Kaiser says not recommended for adults 60+ -I just turned 65, and now I know why!
We did our own airline flight reservations. It's at least a one stop flight from SFO to Nairobi, Kenya. No choice but take redeye flights to make connections, without much stopover time. All return flights from Nairobi to Europe redeye flights.
3 weeks before the trip, Emirates changes flight times. We change reservations, notify Collette.
Duffle bag recommended, fixed structural wheeled luggage discouraged, as the van cargo space limited. One small carryon daypack for under the seats in front of you.
We land in Nairobi after 36 hours of flying and stopover through 10 time zones.
3pm, crowd of locals at arrivals area outside the terminal, with names on placards, but none with our name.
1 hour passes. We flag a taxi. $30 cash please. Collette or tour manager forgot about the flight arrival time change. At least we didn't get stranded in the darkness, as lions would have eaten us!
Arrive at the Sarova Stanley Hotel after a harrowing 90 minute drive through 3rd world country traffic melees. Vehicles with no air bags, no emission controls, minimal bumpers, and lots of near misses!
Get a call that night from the tour manager informing us the breakfast time and luggage pickup time, outside the hotel room door. First of 3 buffet meals daily for 13 days. High quality meals with dozens of selections for every individual taste.
I exchange dollars at the hotel cashier for a wad of small bills of Kenyan currency, the currency in the rural areas for housekeeping tips and purchases of sodas.
All hotel bathrooms and vans equipped with bottled water, as tap water not safe.
24 people in the group, separated into 4 vans, 6 passengers per van. You stay with the same driver the entire tour, rotating seats daily.
Nissan diesel Urvans, with 4 rows of seating, and a pop up ceiling, so you can stand and take pictures out of the roof. Nobody in the front passenger seat, as no roof opening there.
Luggage gets stuffed into a narrow shallow area behind the 4th row. Wheeled luggage just does fit on the bottom, where the 16" width is a tight fit. Crushed by 100+ lbs of duffle bags, piled to the ceiling.
Living out your suitcase in safaris, traveling almost daily from one resort to another. Diesel engine makes uphill passing a harrowing experience! Every 3 hours of travel, a pit stop, usually a curio shop. Use their multiple toilets in exchange for purchases by bargaining!
Not all curio restrooms up to USA standard. Some just holes in the ground. At least the doors aren't off their hinges, like some rough areas of USA. Wife brings a spare toilet roll.
One place has toilets but no toilet seats. The owner says people steal them, to place over their hole in the ground toilets at home! If you want toilet seats on your toilets take the more expensive tour!
First rate resorts with swimming pools, clean comfortable beds. Weak wifi nationwide. Rural resorts have no AC and power off at low usage times.
Weather was moderately hot near the equator to chilly and cold in the elevations. Rainstorm on last day.
Toyota Landcruisers common. Driver favors the heavy duty suspension Nissan Urvan, for riding at speed on gravel and dirt roads. Rough jittery ride, with everything shaking inside your body. African massage free of charge! No constipation problems on this trip!
The pop up ceiling is open in the game reserves, with dust from other vehicles on the dirt roads covering everyone.
$100 fine for getting out of the van in the wild, even to go to bathroom in the bushes, as you are lion prey!
Herds of wildebeest, antelopes, elephants, water buffalo, giraffe. Driver talked by radio and face to face with tour drivers in the bush to find rare animals.
On occasion driver went off the road to get a close up shots, risking $100 fine. Saw dozens of lions, including a kill, a pair of leopards, and a cheetah, close up.
Trip of a lifetime, even if it did require a second mortgage on the house! read more