Every guy I know wants to get their Cocina Latina and I am no different. I have had my Cocina Latina a few times in my life and it was always a thrill, and absolutely delicious. Now that I am semi-dating the porn girl (heels girl, etc, you know the one), I pretty much get my Cocina Latina whenever I want it. I'm a lucky guy. If you want to get your Cocina Latina, drop me a note and I'll hook you up.
What to get: Pupusa Revuelta, Tamale de Pollo
What else: Try all the Aguas Frescas
What else: I tried to get my Cocina Latina last week but was accused of getting Fresca
What else: I'm starting my own Puppy Rescue Company all across the USA. It's called "PupUSA"
Cocina Latina is easily the best Salvadoran food in the city. It's actually among the best 3 Salvadoran restaurants I've ever eaten at. But not in terms of complexity of menu or service, not at all. We're just talking about price, here. What a f***ing steal this place is. There are other locations closer to the city, but none as perfect as this one, out on Club Creek. It's spacious and while food may take awhile to come out, it's worth it.
We are talking about a city with hundreds of wonderful pupuserias all over the place, and this is the one that you should come to. I've tried dozens of the others, and none compare. Their revuelta pupusa is wonderful, and their Salvadoran style tamale wrapped in a Banana Leaf delicious and moist is second to none. In case you didn't know, Salvadorans make the very best tamales. Wrapping them in the green leaves causes them to be moist and juicy, rather than the more dried-out versions in corn husks. If you like, banana leaves are like Penthouse, whereas corn husks are like Huskler.
And don't get me started on the wonderful red sauce and pickles that go with Salvadoran food. The red sauce here is probably the best I've had. It's more orange. Orange you glad I told you that.
And again, don't get me started on the amazing collection of drinks. Seven or eight different fruit types, self service, all-you-can-drink, no refill charge, aguas frescas style. They have yummy Centroamerican-style Horchata. They have perfect pineapple, magnificent mango, mouthwatering melon, juicy jamaica, and many more wonderful drinks. Try a little of all of them to figure out which is your favourite. Bear in mind they're all very bad for you.
Service is sometimes good and sometimes absolutely awful, but one thing you can rely on is that the prices will be bargain-basement bottom-of-the-barrel, ridiculously dirt cheap. And that your food will be sensational.
For the people talking about "risking safety", yeah ok. Can Yelp get any more bougie? OMG POOR PEOPLE DID YOU BRING A GUN.
Don't expect to be quick in and out because there's often a decent length wait time. Speaking of quick in and out, what are you doing for the next 15 minutes? Wait, are you from a Latin country? Yes!? OK good, in that case, let's go see about getting my Cocina Latina fix. read more