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5.0 (1 review)
Sat 3:00 pm - 10:00 PM, 11:00 PM - 4:00 am (Next day)
Sun 3:00 pm - 10:00 PM

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Coco Bongo

Coco Bongo

3.1(369 reviews)
2.4 kmPuerto Cancún
$$$

CoCoBoNgO! This place is insane. They're still caught up on…read moremovies from the 90's, before many of the patrons of this bar were even born. This is wild- it's part disco, part dance club, part show. They play loud, loud music, and every third or fourth song or so, every 15-20 minutes, they do a show- someone comes in dressed as The Mask, or Beetlejuice, or Captain Jack Sparrow, and they do a musical dance number and everyone goes insane. It's open bar. But all the drinks are pretty bad. The beer- Tecate Light poured from caguamas. I'd never heard of the rotgut tequila. You apparently have the option to get a bottle and a table for a few thousand pesos. Party next door for warmup at the Oxxo or Senior Frog's. The staff were all friendly, and acted like they loved their job, and had seen it all. My favorite thing was that the urinals were in the shape of mouths. The decor is amazing. The shows were fantastic. I had an amazing time. I can't wait to go back! I've never paid a cover this high, but the costumes, the cleanliness, the professional friendly staff, everything felt safe, even though there was massive amounts of booze being consumed.

Overall, this was a very disappointing and concerning experience…read more Despite having a reservation, the evening began with poor organization and an extended wait to be seated. Once inside, we encountered further issues, including bartenders attempting to charge us for drinks that were clearly included in the package, which felt misleading and unprofessional. More troubling, however, was the lack of safety and staff responsiveness. My sister was repeatedly harassed by another guest, who persistently kicked her seat and attempted to provoke a confrontation. Despite this ongoing behavior, no staff intervention occurred. The situation escalated when the individual poured a cocktail on my sister--only at that point did security step in. This delayed response created an uncomfortable and unsafe environment, which is unacceptable for any venue, especially one offering a paid experience. Guests should never feel at risk or unsupported in such situations. To add to the frustration, our return transportation was also delayed, as the driver arrived late. Overall, the combination of disorganization, questionable practices, and lack of adequate security made this a highly unpleasant experience. I would not recommend this venue based on our visit.

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Coco Bongo
Coco Bongo
Coco Bongo - Interior

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Dady'O - Our drinks with some shots!

Dady'O

4.0(29 reviews)
10.0 kmZona Hotelera
$$

I was definitely a little hesitant about going to ANY club on the strip due to some of the negative…read moreTrip Advisor reviews... and while some of the issues were somewhat legit, my wife and I still had an amazing time here and it was exactly the kind of music I was looking to dance to. While I do wish they played a tad more reggaeton, they do classify as being a "top 40" club and the DJ lived up to that by playing a perfect blend of 120+ BPM pop, EDM, hip hop and Latin music. We got there about 10:40 and I guess they still hadn't open yet so Diego walked us straight into La Vaquita to get us a drink while we waited. Once Dady'O opened he walked us directly inside and hooked us up with a table! This wasn't included in our basic open bar tickets, but we weren't complaining! It was definitely nice to have and kept my wife comfortable throughout the night. Enrique was our bartender and while he did hit me up as we were leaving for yet another tip, he was great throughout the entire night and kept bringing us our drinks and rounds of shots for us and the tables next to us! Yes, there was a guy (don't believe an actual club employee though) who would ask as you left if you "needed anything", but thankfully I never had to talk to him as he was always busy when I walked by... but kids, just say no to drugs and you'll be alright! We're definitely coming back to do it again... however, I would bring a little extra cash since these guys really do take care of you when you take care of them.

We thought we got suckered into some overpriced resort deal-- but 4 girls got bottles & unlimited…read moredrinks for $70/pp. BUT, literally this was the best $70 I ever spent on a night out... Didn't wait on any lines. Didn't have to go to the crowded bar. Was able to dance by our table and on the crowded dance floor. Staff all super nice & kept the drinks flowing. Music was basic AF (perfect). I'm still drunk writing this review and it's 9AM the next morning. You walk in and it feels like a cave. It's darkly lit. There are small tables surrounded a tiered dance floor. It started to get really crowded around 11:30 PM. I highly recommend for a girls night- such fun, dance-y music AND clean bathrooms w no lines (score?!? where all the girls at in Cancun?!). Do yourself a favor, though, and get some sort of deal otherwise you'll be waiting in line forevz.

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Dady'O - Dady'o performance was the best part of the night

Dady'o performance was the best part of the night

Dady'O - La entrada ;)

La entrada ;)

Dady'O - Daddy O de día!

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Daddy O de día!

Captain Hook - Ship Party!

Captain Hook

3.0(8 reviews)
1.9 kmPuerto Juárez
$$$

This is one of several dinner cruises that you will find offered in Cancun. They advertise it like…read moreit is a show, but it is extremely cheesy and tacky. Basically, they have a group of performers dressed up as pirates and the captain (dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow without Disney's permission) makes random conversation making fun of his crew members, asking the audience where they are from, with simple dancing and lots of party music playing. They also play drinking games with the audience. The captain speaks in both English and Spanish so everyone is included. However, nothing he says is that interesting. It is mainly just an excuse to get everyone to drink and dance. The only part where they put a lot of effort and practice into it was a big choreographed sword fight at the end. Food was okay, though slightly limited due to being on a boat. Not recommended.

RUN AWAY Not enough bad words to describe this tour…read more Packed like cattle. Literally no where to sit. No organization. People were literally standing up eating dinner because there were not enough seats. Buffet style line.. The "show" takes place on the center of the main deck. Most people have to watch the show via TV monitors posted around the ship because there is not adequate seating in the viewing area. When we boarded the ship we were directed upstairs. We went up and discovered there were no seats. I asked the crew where we were supposed to sit, the crew member just shrugged shoulders . I was given ONE drink during the entire 3 hours. Oh, I booked on line to avoid lines . But was placed in a 45 minute line when I arrived so I could pay the mandatory 14 dollar docking fee. Why wasn't this included with my purchase?!

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Captain Hook
Captain Hook - Battle begins!

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Battle begins!

Mandala - Views are amazing

Mandala

3.5(76 reviews)
10.0 kmZona Hotelera
$$$

Loud loud loud but also fun with the right music ! Service it's amazing from All the staff ! I got…read morea massage charge separately 50-90 dls with tip fand the bed space for 8 people was $850 dollars. If you want to party this is good you have the beach on front amazing views !! Food it's not bad also you drink all day you won't notice it if it's bad

Location is excellent: a short taxi/ Uber ride from Presidente InterContinental Cancun resort…read more Service: our group of about 18 adults were greeted politely and efficiently as we checked in for our private party. You will pass through a metal detector and asked if you are carrying in any food or drinks ( not allowed) EVENT SPACES: The groom had reserved two private cabanas overlooking a semi private pool just steps from the beach. There was ample shade provided by sturdy patio III umbrellas, private casitas, each seating 10 adults. ATMOSPHERE: Common areas are look tired in the day light. I'm sure that the flaws are masked by the pool lights once the sun sets. Our private party was at the far end of the club; a 10x14' pool flanked by patio furniture in one side and 5 private cabanas on the other. The cabanas were set up living room style with a sofa, coffee table and cabinets for personal belongings. The view from one of the casitas was oceanfront making a lovely backdrop for photos. The music was obnoxiously loud most of the time with pounding bass. Our crowd was celebrating the Grooms and they a great time. In our case, the grooms were running a tab- open bar and order from an extensive bar menu. FOOD: Well presented and the guests seemed to enjoy it. My allergies were an obstacle to most of the menu, but I enjoyed the fruit OUR SERVERS were amazing. Taking orders and finding the guests was like wrangling cats but somehow they did an amazing job. This please is really suited for a 25-40 year old crowd. You know: the clubbing set. Would I recommend it for an older group? No. Was the event successful? The grooms were pleased, so we were also.

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Mandala
Mandala - Plastic that I choked on

Plastic that I choked on

Mandala - Groom toast

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Groom toast

Closet de Láser - nightlife - Updated May 2026

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