Normally I don't write negative reviews because and I won the admission so there was no cost to me…read moreother then time and disappointment. I thought about my experience and I realized that there are parents out there who shouldn't be ripped off by this place ! So in the spirit of parental solidarity, I give you my review of the Lapin Cretin location in Pointe Claire.
Admission for myself and my 2 sons(6 and 8) would have come up to $50 bucks plus taxes.
The ball area is like the ball area that you see at Ikea. Projected on the wall were "Rabbits", the curious bunny creature that is the mascot for this centre. The object is for the kids to toss the ball at the rabbit, and when it is hit, it would "fall". So before my kids got into the area I started tossing balls at these suckers !
I got closer and along with my boys and a few other patrons we were taking shots at the rabbits, and dare I say, I was getting plenty of shots on target, or so I thought. "You have to throw harder", my youngest said as yet again I scored a direct hit on my prey, yet no satisfaction was gained in seeing the little guy fall.
My son got one to stumble and a little girl blew one of the rabbits right off the screen. Not to be outdone by kids I wound up and fired a shot and I had satisfaction, the silly rabbit fell. A few more times with direct hits and I still was not able to repeat this spectacle.
Occasionally, one of the kids got the rabbit, but we soon learned that it was not a matter of accuracy or where you hit the rabbit, but luck that the software would register the hit. The novelty wore off after 5 minutes.
The climbing wall is built up of many rock climbing features securely bolted into the wall, allowing kiddies to climb up about 5 feet. On the floor in front of the wall are your typical inch thick gym mats that someone probably thinks would be great for protecting kids from hurting themselves when they fall. I do crunches on these mats at home and my ass gets sore so I doubt they are going to do much to protect for a 5 foot fall.
The hand holds are very evenly spaced so most kids would have no trouble climbing up, but I think that anyone over the age of 5 would not be challenged.
In one room there is a table with about game stations on it. Each station has a comfy gamer chair and over ear earphones(no microphone).
On these stations there were games that were appropriate for younger children, while on a wall there were more X boxes with Tom Clancy first person shooter games. Out of reach from impressionable young kids.
Unfortunately when we were there, 7 of the systems on the table were either unresponsive, not logged in or crashed. Only 3 of the systems on the wall were working either. There was one staff person who came into the room and I mentioned to him that the systems were down. He gave me a deer in the headlight look and then went back to arranging the game controllers in a drawer.
My boys are not video game players so they didn't know how to work the game systems so you better be on hand to explain how to work these games to your kids because the staff sure aren't going to help.
After a certain level of frustration with these games(my son couldn't get past a certain level with the motorcycle game) we decided to explore the rest of the centre.
Behind the restaurant area there were several Nintendo Switch stations. Good stuff as I was considering getting one of these systems for my sons and wanted to see the calibre of the games on the system.
Well, like the rest of the video game systems that we have seen at this centre, the games were either not powered on, or were in some way not connected to the TV screens. A few of them had some error messages on the screen as well. Suffice it to say, there was not much that can be experienced with this area but thankfully I saw a staff person who I can ask for assistance.
When I explained to the young lady the situation, she said that she would call someone to come over right away. She then went back to giving the birthday party sales pitch to the lady that she was taking too.
After hanging out with my sons in this area, we bailed on the prospect of someone coming to help us and went to to the kids play area.
The play area is a smaller version of the Zig, Zag, Zoo climbing, crawling play area that is the bane of all parents taller then 5 foot 5. Its a decent setup, but not nearly as good as the one at Fundo Mundo in the Pointe Claire Plaza. They were done after a grand total of 5 minutes.
Not seeing much more to do in this place, we explored the restaurant area. Since it was early, there was nothing much happening here except for some bored parents looking at their iPhones. I didn't see if they offered free wifi access, and by god I hope they do.
All said and done, we were in and out of this place in just under and hour and I would say that the most fun that we had was when we went to MacDonalds afterwards.