I LOVE WRITING THIS KIND OF REVIEW! My one previous time going here was in 2014 - it was the first AND last time. Genuinely a dear friend invites me to Night of the Demons with a Q and A with Ben Henson FX master from Night of the Demons, Tremors, Bride of Re-Animator...tons of us movie nerd flicks. I mean...she had me at demons and popcorn...
I genuinely took a deep breath, grabbed my ticket online (good thing since this sold out much to the dismay of the sweet couple in front of me). I knew I had "issue" with this place and had written something pretty scathing (which is genuinely rare for me) but I honestly just wanted to have a great time with my friend, go back here without judgement and I am so glad. I actually took out cash remembering that they did not take cards and something but again, not looking hardly and the website doesn't say WE TAKE CARDS but I seem to remember something weird.
There was a line for snacks...of course - lots of choices, delicious freaking popcorn with the vegan option for all my vegan friends...beers for you Portland. And wow, they take cards...ok, the gents serving it up were efficient and super nice though the gal who took my ticket was super friendly and welcoming. I kept waiting for the bad to happen. Announcements and the gent who I believe is one of the owners was new - and super fun, just really nice and, of course, nerdy about films. But we had such a great time watching a fun film.
I have to share because I was in pain laughing during the movie. The best scene is the Gothy dream girl hosting the funeral home party (I WAS this girl) dancing to Bauhaus 'Stigmata Martyr' which is just mega hot music video and is the one scene with amazing cinematography. So this was their 'VHS Movie Night' which I did not know was a thing but that section of the tape had been rewound and played so much it was VERY damaged. So either someone played this on insane repeat for a club night or, to be fair, this was before porn was more available soooo...either way, bravo for your 1988 lesson is sex.
I won't lie to you, as I age, I find SE neighborhood parking less than ideal and I have a car that would fit inside a golf cart! BUT, figure it out and drop into this gem. I will definitely be coming here now that I know how fabulous this place is. Apparently there are new owners! And I swear the seats are way better too...
EONS ago I came here (I looked up my review and it was from 2014!) with a handful of other people because they just decided to have a Q and A with Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flanery and David Della Rocco and then play the Boondock Saints because the gents were in town for comic con.... Yeah, you missed some serious awesome and I think we all just mostly stared at them and them at us.
I don't like touching cash and never have it on me. I bought my ticket to the Boondock Saints online using my card and since I had never been there I looked a bit at the website just trying to figure out parking, snacks etc. I get to the theater and they do not take cards and there was no ATM anywhere nearby. The seats were so bad they were actually painful to sit in and there were weird smells in the theater. Like I get old etc but I just read a few lines and flashed back since I tend to not hold on to such things. I actually gave them more stars and said hay, maybe if you don't take cards you add something saying that to your website since that is important info. The owner set up a fake profile to actually attack me online and call me a moron for not knowing they did not take debit cards. SO, with that said - I am so glad that clearly these new owners really treasure this theater. I also loved seeing a packed house of some really wonderful Portland people too. read more