Cinciditarod is an annual scavenger hunt race that benefits the Freestore Foodbank. Held the first weekend in March during Bockfest, teams consist of five players pulling a (legally acquired) shopping cart. It's a reverse dog sled race, and the players must stay tethered to the cart at all times.
Teams come up with a theme, wear costumes, and decorate their cart. I was on team Material Girls, which featured five genres of Madonnas through the ages. While there is an award for fastest time, most people participate in the race because its fun, not because they're marathon runners. Heck, my team ran for five blocks before we got winded and decided to walk the rest of the journey.
Along the 5 mile route, teams trek from Fountain Square to as far north as Findlay Market, as far south as Covington, and up the grueling steep Liberty Hill. Armed with a map and cunning, teams must perform tasks at check points along the way:
- Purchase a $25.00 bag of groceries from Kroger on Vine Street.
- Deliver bag of groceries to Freestore Foodbank
- Perform a musical skit
- Eat a sack of pretzels and drink a gallon of generic Sunny Delight
- Complete a trivia sheet about Cincinnati history
- Run an obstacle course
- Get your picture taken by event officials
While all this is going on, other teams may be trying to booby-trap your team by spraying silly string, glitter, or duct taping your cart. "Who would do such a thing!?!" you ask. Teams like mine, who sabotaged 16 carts this year. Mwahaha!
Our team finished just under two hours, and while we did not win any awards (nor were we trying to) we all had an amazing time.
Tips:
- Bring plenty of water in your cart
- Bring a knife or scissors to cut yourself free from any duct tape sabotage
- Wear layers and bring a coat. You can throw in in the cart when once you're running and warm. It's early March. It's cold outside. You'll need a coat.
Suggestions:
- Instead of the eating contest consisting of junk food, perhaps we could have a healthy alternative? I'm intolerant of processed foods (like Generic Sunny D) and in previous years people have vomited from eating junk (Cheetos, nutty buddy bars, liters of soda, Hawaiian Punch). How about some veg?
COST:
Registration Fee: $45.00 ($9.00 per team member)
Grocery donation from Kroger: $25.00 ($5.00 per team member) read more