I had a Groupon voucher for a full body hot stones massage and was really looking forward to the treatment.
I am a personal trainer and also provide sports massage myself, so when I got on the couch I knew something was wrong.
There was no hygienic bed roll and the towels on top of me felt very heavy with what could have been old oil residue.
The almond oil that was used smelt awful and she used far too much.
The massage was frenetic with very little skill, and rather than relax me it made me feel tense.
I got very little heat benefit from the stones because they were either not hot enough when applied to my skin or they were moved around too quickly and ineffectively.
When my legs were being massaged she went too high up my inner thigh which felt extremely unprofessional.
There was far too much oil used throughout the treatment and when I got home I couldn't wait to get in the shower and put all my clothes in the wash.
It was a horrible experience. read more