Chicago Dogs always thrill me
And I wish I could get them for free
But this one is quite cheap
And my love of it runs deep
So come get Chicago'd by Paulie
Florida has no beautiful Fall leaves
For that journey up north past Raleigh
But it's still worth your Trivago
Because just like Chicago
They have the best hot dog at Paulie's!
The taste makes my kittens all scamper
Barbie's damp, but this dog makes her damper
Authentic Windy City
It'd be such a pity
If you didn't try Paulie's in Tampa!
What to get: Chicago Dog
What not to get: Chicago Cat
Why: I have enough cats tyvm
What else not to get: Chicago Cat
Why this time?: might get into fights with your Chicago Dog
My car went missing while I was waiting for a dog. Paulie was like... "hey where'd Chicago?"
To get good Chicago-style food outside Chicago is a lot harder than it sounds. The vast majority of "Chicago eateries" outside Cook County are less "Windy City" and more "Causes Wind." However, there are a few gems out there. Diamonds in the rough that are as good as anything in Chicago itself. And Paulie's is one of the most glittering of those diamonds.
My notes said: The best Chicago dog I've had outside Chicago - anywhere in the country. If it were in Chicago, it'd be top 5, maybe even top 3. It's that good, it's that perfect. I was shocked. Long wait. Love Paulie too.
So here's the full version.
The last thing I expected when I pulled up to this truck despite all the good reviews was for it to end up being better than some of the Chicago stuff in Chicago. Yet that's exactly what I found - and even though the wait time is long, I could not have really liked it any more.
What a Chicago dog is, for the uninitiated, is basically a delicious IL-made dog on a steamed bun, with all sorts of pickles and sport peppers and onions and relish and mustard and tomatoes... it's basically been dragged through a Midwestern farm and has "all the veggies." It tastes remarkably spectacular. It's not sugary sweet at all, so don't ask for ketchup. Not only will that ruin it, but it's offensive to native Chicagoans.
Paulie's is a truck, and I did just keep the car running for the AC - you should too, if it's a really hot day, cuz if anyone is in front of you the food can take a little while, but it's very much worth the wait.
What you must understand is that I'm obsessed with Chicago food. And I know it very well. Deep Dish Pizza isn't something Chicagoans really love. But if you want Pizza in Chicago it's Art Of Pizza (local) and Lou Malnati's (chain). There's only one Italian Beef *in the country* that I love. It's in the West Burbs of Chicago. Portillo's can go suck a lemon... it does nothing for me. For that reason, I've never even tried the Italian Beef here. However when it comes to Chicago Dogs and Polish Sausages, I start salivating and having tummy palpitations that have a distinct midwestern drawl and sound more like Capone than I care to admit.
I'm extremely picky about my Chicago stuff and I will say Florida generally has low food standards. But there are exceptions, especially in Miami and Tampa, and this is literally one of the very best - and most authentic - out of town eats you'll find anywhere in the state, and made by a wonderful guy as well. You simply must come here if you like Chicago dogs. Or if you don't know whether you like them, this is a hell of a place to find out... because pretty much nobody in the US makes them better than this.
Bon Jovi would like to finish up this review:
"Livin' On A Pair"
Paulie used to work Tampa docks
Union's been on strike, he was down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
Now he works a food truck all day
Serving hot dogs, Chicago all the way, Poppyseed Bun... but I can't live off just one...
He said you've got to hold on to both sides of the bun
It doesn't make a difference, order 2 and not 1
But don't ask for ketchup, cause it's not done
That way...
These hot dogs are great!
Whoa, it's halfway eaten
Whoaho, it's like a veggie dog with meat on
Take my Sausage and put it in your mouth
I ordered 2, and there's no other food about
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