The Carphone Warehouse has the same problem that every other mobile store seems to have, and that is the staff hover about you like a pack of vultures, just waiting to pick at the remains of your dignity when you finally decide which preposterous phone you've decided has the best selection of unnecessary gadgets for your purposes.
No, Mr. Salesman, you can't help me. I know what a phone is. I know what it can do. Unless you'd like to take me on a date, get to know the real me and pick a phone for me that I never would've considered but you'll just know I'll love because you know my heart better than even I do, no. You can't help me. Shoo! Leave me in peace!
Of course, saying that it is eternally entertaining to watch the lumbering troglodyte people, the ones who don't realise that the phones on the shelves don't work, spend five minutes trying to turn them on.
Carphone Warehouse does have the extra distinction of being a pack of conniving swines though. Everything has an additional price that you aren't shown. Technically that £10 phone is only £10. But the sim card is £5 on top and you'll need to get £10 top-up straight away and the charger is an extra £5 and what, did you expect us to be HELPFUL? Lord no. We just want all the money we can get from you because we don't understand the concept of repeat customers. Eugh. Horrible little men. read more