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    Canoes Cabaret

    2.4 (29 reviews)
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    Doug M.

    Called to reserve seats and was told that they do not reserve seating. Show up and 8 tables with 4 chairs each are reserved and nobody sitting in them. Happens every week. We're spending money and the management refuses my friends and family seating for high rollers that don't show up. Complete BS.

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    2 years ago

    This was 13 years ago. Service is much better in 2024 but Saturday nights have been ruined by replacing live music with a lame DJ

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    I love coming here for the free comedy shows but the service is always incredibly slow and they consistently get the orders wrong.

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    Hilltop A Go-Go - Cute disco decor. Good sound system.

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    Loved this club. Yes, that's past tense…read more I just received word today that the doors are closed permanently. I'm not sure what to say, as there has been vacillating for some time on whether or not the club stays open. Part of me hopes it's not true, because it's really sh1tty to have to say goodbye to a wonderful pillar I've been visiting loyally and nearly every weekend (sometimes twice!) since its opening. I have a feeling this time it's really shutting its doors, though. That's truly a pity. It really is (was?) a very cool setup, and Tacoma was sorely lacking a legitimate dance club. The owner saw that, and damn, he tried. The *only* thing that bummed me out about the club was that patrons weren't really interested in it as a dance club at all, only as a karaoke bar. Those are a dime a dozen! The club owner had big visions for Tacoma's first dance club, but everyone clamored for karaoke and dance nights were poorly attended. Bummer, since the place was designed for gettin' down, with a generous dance floor and several humongous, wall mounted flat-screen TVs upon which to display music videos, media, and - of course - classic footage of go-go dancers shakin' their groove thangs. *fans self* I will miss seeing a Hilltop dance club with Pride flags, a BLM flag, and other affirming decor. I will miss feeling safe, knowing that the owner stood by his word and did everything he could to make women feel safe there. If ever I told the owner someone was being creepy, he dealt with it swiftly and completely. None of this "well, we talked to him, and we think it'll be okay now, we're gonna let him stay unless something else happens" (which I often hear at other clubs) and expecting the women to deal with a creepster sticking around and us all feeling uneasy for the night. I will miss my little "church". Also, I am sad for a dear friend I made there who cannot drive due to a medical condition, and who had finally found a "home base" within walking distance of their apartment. This is a significant loss to many. Farewell, Go-Go.

    I went for my bday and had one of the funnest nights ever! I brought a group of friends and we all…read morehad a great time. The owner and staff were super friendly. We enjoyed talking and singing with the other fun loving folks there. Please please go! We need to support this awesome neighborhood place to dance, sing, and connect so it's around for a long long time!!

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    3.1(384 reviews)
    33.3 mi•First Hill, Capitol Hill
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    Great experience visiting from Portland, Kay as awesome ! At the front, overall great vibe for…read morethis place and will be back!

    Q Nightclub is a pretty typical nightclub that features floor to ceiling bathrooms split into two…read moresides (urinals, regular toilets), an upstairs section for what I assume is VIP, a downstairs VIP section, a few tables with barstools to sit at and a decent sized dance area. Something neat I noticed is a giant projector that had rules/guidelines for patrons, and one of them said that if anyone is bothering you to tell one of the guards. There is also someone stationed at the bathrooms directing traffic and making sure the hallways stay clear. I only came here for a special event and I am typically not interested in going to clubs, but it was a fairly good experience aside from the issue with the bartender. I had a great time on the dance floor and most people were friendly. I would rate it a 4/5 if not for her. (Price Range): $50+ (Music): Not bad. The music was in the EDM-Electronic realm, featuring remixes of classic songs. I can't say if this was the regular music because I only came here for an event, so they could've been catering to that specific crowd. (Location): The location seemed decent. There is a parking lot very close to the establishment, but I didn't pay so I don't know if the prices are reasonable. (Drinks): The drink I was given was not good and seemed more ice than anything. However, my friend chose the drink, so it could've just been a drink choice that didn't mesh well with me. (Service): Security was fine, no issues with them. The older female bartender (late 30s to 40s) with straight blondish hair was awful. My friend ordered our drinks and I paid for them. When I got the bill I was surprised because I was charged $20+ for each drink. I do not regularly go out, but I had just gone to another club the night before and the drinks were nowhere near that, so of course I was surprised. These were literally THE most expensive drinks I've ever had in my life, and the fact that dozens of reviews say the same thing should say something. If the value were there it would be worth it, but it isn't. As I'm showing my friend the receipt in a "girl, do you see this?" fashion the bartender starts getting nasty, thrashing her hands in our direction and telling a male patron that "she doesn't know what that is and that she doesn't speak that language". I never spoke to her, nor did we even make eye contact, I was speaking to my friend. So there was no need for her to act like that or even look my way. Furthermore, she became more irate at the tip I left her, which I left because of her poor attitude and the clear price gouging for the drinks. Most would've left her $0. I wasn't given a receipt which was odd, but now I know why. My card was charged for more than what I left her. So I suggest paying cash or to use a card designed only for going out if you do so.

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