Everyone loves a good balcony bar. Not everyone. I'm supposed to watch my generalisations. But I like a good balcony bar. And this is a good one. So I like it.
Just a quick warning before we jump into the meat of it: if you don't like the colour blue, don't bother. This place is as blue as a new divorcee.
And that's about the long and short of it. So there won't be any meat after all, I'm afraid. You'll forgive the false advertisement, I trust. There's some pool tables here, though, and (once I managed to get a hold of one) my friend and I played a fantastic game. The eight ball went in on the same shot as the final coloured ball. Of course, the shot was my opponent's, but, y'know, I could appreciate the wonder of it all the same.
And here's a Mario tip: ask the bartender for a 1 to 3 glass of absinthe, prepared using the bohemian method. Sip it on the balcony with a friend, and try to narrate the thoughts of passers-by, and beat-box their theme tune. (It's not so much a Mario tip as a Mario do-this-because-this-is-what-I-did-and-it-was-a-good-spot-of-fun.) read more