THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN:
First of all a shout out to Lester - I loved your homage review the other day. I am going to try to do the same thing - with a slight twist - lunch or dinner plus drinks on me for the first person to get them all correct ( don't all rush in at once now). Please - this is a homage - I love you guys - love love love .
Yelper #1:
First the preamble. I enjoy Brookside gardens considerably, the offerings are many and varied and the park has an incredible value propostion, in fact I have developed the following value scale:
Offering Price
5000 trees free
10,000 flowers and shrubs free
pond / lake free
labryinth free
butterfly house free
So all of the considerable facilities in the park can be enjoyed free of charge - and there is no limit. You can look at all 10,000 flowers and shrubs and they still will not charge you. This is by far the best value I have seen in a long time. I would also point out, and to make myself appear less of a fatty than I really am, that we did see some animals in the park and I was not tempted to eat them. Well, maybe once.
Yelper # 2:
We took the children to the butterfly house. We wanted to sit under the flintlock sky and decode the epigram of their dreams. An old crone guarded the entrance, like Cerebrus watching over Hades, or perhaps like the mamasan at a bordello I recently went to. The butterflies inside were multitudinous and variegated, they fluttered in the air not unlike the eyelashes of my friend O. I remembered her eyelashes and their butterfly kisses from our time on Lake Como.It was opulent to see they had the Ornithoptera Alexandrae, the rarest butterfly in the world, it lives in the rainforests of Papua New Guinea and it drinks only the nectar of the paraistolachiya family. As the children raced headlong through the butterfly house I thought about their hopes and dreams, would they remember this day, would I , would any of us. And what is O doing now? Whose strong forearms are those eyelashes caressing. As we were about to leave we saw the onatopov, the beautiful Siberian butterfly and I always give two stars for beautiful Russians.
Yelper #3:
the children had to go to the labryinth as if those children with their sugared water and their brittany spears fascinations and the imminent arrival of puberty upon them needed to be confused any further god how i pity them those boys and that first pimple that first pubic hair its coming any day now then they will truly know what confusion is and they will rush pell mell into the cold night of self realization and self awareness and gold help them as their father won't he'll be looking at the bottom of a pint of guinness and drinking whiskey like its water
Yelper #4:
Brookside Gardens elegance
a park and pond
a summer afternoon
a blanket on the grass
the gentle hum of birdsong
the scent of youth
soft breeze on my shoulder
like a lover's kiss
Yelper #5:
Das Kewlest ! If you be in da Wheaton urrea and are seeking a pleasure filled afternoon this is your spot. I am not a nature gurrrl on the regular but I know fo sho a good time when I see hear and feel one and this is it.
Yelper # 6:
Man, last night was another big one, I had way too much to drink and as for the shisha don't even start me. I needed some air so I came here to escape the city. It's a beautiful park but who or what are all these short people, and what were they all doing here ? they're all about 2 foot or 3 foot tall and they are completely undisciplined, running , screaming, it was like a madhouse. I have never seen so many short people before, and funnily enough all several taller people - mainly trendy couples, or couples to be honest, that probably looked at lot better and dressed a lot better about 10 years ago, were chasing the short people, it was very confusing and I don't think I can go back. Anyway, a strapping Nubian boy had followed me into the park and pretended he was interested in butterflies just to talk to me, I liked him and he was wearing Ellie Tahari jeans which always remind me of the city center square in my home town so I gave him my number when he asked for it.
Yelper # 7
So, I decided after all the flesh I had been feeding the boy recently it was time to get out of the city, away from the bars and into some countryside and some exercise.
I like the layout of this park, its brisk and efficient and well organized and the staff are clearly working hard. I did notice that the pruning of the magnolia trees had been left to chance, I mean come on, you prune one magnolia tree properly you can prune the next one properly too. How hard is that? read more