This ain't Miami…read more Well, the waitresses look like they are from Miami (or the JerZ Shore). Lots of locals drinking outside, smoking. The guac tasted like it came straight out of a tube...seriously? It was packed as fuck on Friday but dead on Saturday/Sunday. It is located on a prime corner, which is great for people-watching. The drinks were pretty deeelish. "Party in the city where the heat is on. All night on the beach til the break of dawn Welcome to Geneva (bienvenido a Geneva) Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on All night on the beach til the break of dawn. I'm going to Geneva, welcome to Geneva." Be like Louis R, travel to Switzerland.

Two stars only for the friendly waiter. The only thing Cuban here is the name, the Cuban music…read morebeing played, and the Havana Club rum being served. I'm writing as I sit here... The menu offers a few plates you could expect to find on a Cuban restaurant menu, but that's where it ends... I am from Miami. My parents were Cuban. I grew up on Cuban food and have it all the time - even the worst restaurants in Miami are better than than this for food. This is more of a bar which has some appetizers named with a Latin twist. There is not even a hint of Cuban flavor in the food here. I had a mediocre mojito, an appetizer of empanaditas (chicken), and since there wasn't anything remotely related to Cuban cuisine here, I had a burger (add bacon and sauce) as my meal... They didn't even call this a frita to make it seem Cuban LOL. Oh wait... I just got the burger. First, the 100g (1/4 pounder) is tiny. I paid the extra 2chf for bacon and another 2chf for the "bbq sauce". Warning: this "bbq sauce" is more like thousand island! And the bacon, well it was meh... Upon the first bite, you can instantly tell this burger came from a frozen, pre-formed patty. On the plus side, the fries were tasty - and took up 3/4 of the plate... I can feel my stomach turning... Check please!! By now I wasn't going to spend another penny in this place. I was not going to order a cafecito or anything of the sort. Incidentally, the desserts included absolutely nothing "Cuban"... Appetizer = $12; drink = $16; burger = $18; add sauce and bacon = $4... Total damage for a made-from-frozen burger and stuff, $50!!!