Automasseuse did a great job on my granddaughters Jeep. It looks like new, both inside and out. John is very meticulous and is highly recommended. If your car needs some TLC don't hesitate to call Automasseuse. read more

My daughter's car was totally neglected when it came to keeping it clean... I knew John would bring it back to its glory!! Thank you so much it looks amazing!! Totally recommend !!!' read more

Auto Masseuse - Looking good!! - Auto Detailing Near Me - Pompton Lakes, New Jersey

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Tex, the owner, is a wonderful guy. Down to earth and hard working. He takes pride in his work; does the detailing himself. My truck was covered in mud inside and out. It looks amazing; better than when I first bought it. I would highly recommend this place. Don't bother going to a car wash that says they do "detailing".... they don't do the same quality of work as a real auto detailing place. Ask for the acrylic coating... definitely worth it. read more

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John and his crew came in considerably lower than some of the other places I called. He was very responsive even when he was closed on Monday and was able to fit me in during the same week. He didn't fumble with the pricing and when he did have to tack on something extra he made sure I was ok before proceeding. My SUV is super slick like real slick with all the wax he put on it so I am real satisfied. Now I will be avoiding puddles and sprinklers for at least a week to keep the shine on. read more

Very happy with the service detail on my 2013 Jeep Cherokee. AutoMausseue, was responsive, friendly, and honest with price. Even offered me a ride. My truck was extremely dirty from years of kids sports, cornstalks and a German Shepard. The truck was a gift to my son who turned 17 and Automassue got it looking and smelling brand new. I highly recommend!!! My son is happy and now I'll miss my truck! read more

John/Tex did an awesome job with our explorer. He's a pro that's been in the business for 2 decades and have his own shop/garage, he details it in there so no need for us to wait for warm weather. He detailed the whole thing and it was priced reasonably. Communication wise is excellent, he replied right away and scheduled us as soon as he can. Thank you so very much. Now I wont be too concern that my son crawls everywhere in the car (while it's parked) since it's very clean now. read more

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Owner doesn't wash the cars, he takes them to the local car wash center down the street. Rude, arrogant, and late. Giving it 2 stars for fast replies. Other than that, do not recommend. read more

Unfortunately, I couldn't do this under my account and had to do it here because I'm scared of this violent hateful "ex-marine" psycho nutjob. SO here's the backstory, I'm a gay man (there's a reason why I'm saying this, keep reading), and I live out in the Midwest. I'm here in NJ visiting my boyfriend and his family here in Bergen County, NJ. I drove out here and my car was a TOTAL mess from the drive over. This was the first time I was meeting with my boyfriend's family so I didn't want any bad first impressions. SO I found this place called Auto "Masseuse" and I dropped off my car with the owner "Tex" (first red flag). Tex seemed like a very nice guy at first, I told him I needed my car to get a full detail and needed it to look nice. He told me my car would be ready in about two hours, which I thought was weird because the place was completely dead and empty (second red flag), but I was desperate and my boyfriend's family lived like 20 mins away driving-wise so I didn't want to go anywhere else, and the price he gave me wasn't too bad. So I dropped the car off with him. I decided to grab something to eat, since the place was in the middle of nowhere I walked a few miles to some pizzeria. I hung out there for a while, I kept calling Tex but no one picked up. So I walked a few miles and got back and I thought it was very peculiar when I saw him, a few hours ago he was wearing a hat with some fishing bass or whatever, and now when I get back and returned he was wearing one of those Make America Great Again Trump hats (third red flag). It is what it is I see a lot of that back home but I notice barely anything was done to my car and the place was DEAD! So now I'm a little pissed and confused, I wait there for a little over an hour, and BOY when he told me my car was finished and it's now $120 because the car was "filthy" and took him longer than expected I was like hell naw. I tell him I don't think this "full detail" is worth the original $100. I show him that my car was still full of watermarks and smudges all over. Uh TOTAL absolute amateur hour at Auto "Masseuse". I then tells him I don't like the work and I'll give him $50 for his time and effort. Like dead ass, I could've got a better job going to the million standard carwash places I drove by. SO this is when things get craaazyyyy! Immediately!!! "Tex"'s face got redder than that silly ass MAGA hat he put on to probably spite me and started calling me a n****r f****t (yea surprise I'm black too) and told me it's $120. I told him I refuse to give any money to a racist homophobe, and he then said if you don't like my work go have one of your Black Lives Matter n****r f****ts clean your car. For a second there I was SO confused so it all clicked, and I think I triggered this hateful man by having a BLM and Trans Lives Matter sticker on the back of my car. Probably triggered him too just by being a gay black man. So, I realized this man is just some hateful pissed-off racist homophobic bigot. I got so mad and told him to go fuck himself, he's not getting shit. He was telling me "Don't fuck with me, I'm a retired ex-marine" blah blah blah. I'll crack your f****t ass with a tire iron. I really, really, wanted to get the cops involved so bad but I'm not from around here, I don't know if the cops in his area racist Trump supporters like him and I don't want to bring any drama and give my boyfriend's family a bad first impression of me, so I ended up paying this racist homophobic loser his $120 which he didn't deserve, and I left. I know this story is hard to believe and it's just one side BUT PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS AWFUL RACIST BIGOTS SERVICE! If you do, it's on you, especially if you see the red flags as I did. To "Tex" (awful name or nickname btw), you are a horrible hateful human being. I hope you and your business fails. I'm sure you will respond and say this never happened and how your "best friend" is black too or whatever B.S. but you just simply SUCK! I will not reply to you! So, say whatever nonsense you want back. P.S. Stephanie A was right, this man IS rude, arrogant, and late and if she was black and gay, she would've probably saw his racist homophobic side too. read more

I gave auto Masseuse 5 stars because of his experience expert craftsmanship! He applied an acrylic coating to my 22 trail boss and the result are outstanding!! read more

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Had a great experience! John was super responsive and was able to schedule me ASAP. Had some small scratches on my car that I needed to get taken care of and my car was in desperate need of a wash. John took care of car and made it look brand new! It was spotless, clean, and scratch free. Would definitely recommend and will be going back! read more

My man Tex not only did a great job, but may be the most interesting guy in the world. Showed up on time and obviously has some sort of disorder that makes him want your car or boat to be as clean as the day it was purchased. Sprinkle in some amusing stories about Tex's time at The U, living in a tribe, and growing up in Wayne and you have yourself the perfect Saturday. Seriously Tex and his crew went above and beyond my expectations, and had my boat and two SUVs sparkling. Thanks again and I look forward to working with you all again. read more

John the owner is very conscientious and hard working. My Lexus RX 350 Looked like it just came out or the showroom 5 years ago. He did not rush and did a thorough job inside and out. I would highly recommend John for your car detailing & waxing needs ''''''''''''''''''' read more

I had a great experience with Auto Masseuse. Got an appointment right away, but I had to reschedule - and was able to get an appointment that worked with my schedule. They did a fabulous job on our van! Made it look brand new - I am not sure if the inside was ever so clean. Will definitely use them again. read more

I brought my Toyota Sienna to Auto Masseuse for a complete detail in preparation for selling it. I am super happy with the job. I am still looking for something that was missed as the Sienna in a big vehicle and I haven't found any areas that were not cleaned up meticulously. I highly recommend Auto Masseuse if your looking for a top notch detail on you vehicle. read more

Great experience! Affordable price and the work done to the car was amazing. Would highly recommend to anyone