WISHFUL THINKING
I wish I could tell you that I did something good last weekend, something that saved lives.
I wish I could tell you that I love wearing the stylized Games of Thrones t-shirt they promised us.
I wish I could tell you that whoever organized the blood drive at St. Peter's Church in Northlake wasn't a massively incompetent assbag.
I wish........
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In the past, I've donated with LifeSource (through work) and Heartland (for which I hit the 1GAL lifetime mark). Between the non-stop phonecalls from the former and a near-catastrophic experience with the latter, I pretty much swore off blood donations permanently.
That changed when Nichole C said American Red Cross would be giving away a Game of Thrones t-shirt with a really cool blood spatter graphic on it, plus a chance to win a trip for the GoT Season 8 premier. Yeah man, sign me up!
After a long hiatus, she convinced me to come out and donate some of my A+, high-octane manblood. Despite some previous issues I've had with donating in general, I decided to put that all aside for a 1-time appointment on Sunday 3/10/19 due to the special promotion they had going on.
So we ate a huge breakfast and went to St. Peter's Church (Syrian Orthodox) in Northlake, where the donation van was. Upon entering the church, we were told that they were double-booked and that the current wait was about 1-1/2 hours. In the eloquent words of Lil' Jon, "WWWHAT?!?!"
How does one grossly overbook appointments for blood donation?? This isn't some f*cking cut-rate airline where you can bump people at will and stick 'em on the next flight. This isn't a neighborhood Chili's where we can hang out at the bar for a while until our table is ready.
For something as serious as donating a vital bodily fluid, you'd think more thought and/or care would have gone into planning this sh*tshow. Whoever's responsible for organizing this screwed up REAL bad. Like, they should be fired/flogged/forced to listen to Nickelback.
The young girl inside the church appeared to be in charge, but her handwritten list of names didn't inspire confidence. Maybe all us crackers got racially profiled and were turned away based on being too light-skinned, who the hell knows?
But we weren't alone. Ashley A witnessed the exact same thing for HER donation, which is beyond appalling. We didn't see a single authorized employee here (though they could've been hiding in the van). The couple in front of us followed suit -- walked in, was informed of the sitrep, walked right out.
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The end result? We get NO cool t-shirt, NO chance to win a trip to the GoT premier, NO post-donation cookies. The only good news is that we got to keep our current blood and definitely won't contract Hep C, at least for the time being.
You know what I was really looking forward to? Going out for a post-donation drink and getting hammered after like 2 shots. This was a gigantic f*ckup that shouldn't have happened in the first place. A scheduling snafu is a very, very avoidable thing.
I've donated well over 100 times in my life and never experienced such bollocks. Honestly, unless they hand me a $50 Amazon gift card AND a free t-shirt, it's unlikely I'll ever sign up to donate with American Red Cross again.
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