Babelfish, you were the only reason I passed French 3 in high school. Yes, your translations suck, but my teacher knew my French skills sucked even more and therefore, it worked out in the end. You were better than what I could have done myself.
So thank you. Without you, I would have never passed a class on a language I now know nothing about. Without you, I might not have gotten into UCLA and might not gotten this cushy accounting job. And if neither of those things had happened, I would definitely not be here, eating food all the freaking time and writing reviews of those restaurants on a website called Yelp.
Without you, I wouldn't be here. You're awesome. read more