ALDI is like a "FAKE" supermarket
[hint: a play on fake news].
I was expecting some great German oriented bargain mart...and well... all we got.... was like a very few items, and some nice conversations, with some other fellow disappointed disoriented oldsters...also looking in vain for ethnic stuff.
I directed a nice English couple, who were looking for a specially butchered Pork-skin Shoulder, to the amazing Arroyo Grande Meat Co. up in the Village, when another mature man overheard me rave about their amazing home-smoked Pork-chops. Sadly, the only German stuff I could find here were some seasonal overpriced cookies.
Most of the stuff is crap...
like Chinese Garlic...which is likely to have up to 30 pesticides, including DDT maybe [based on a Canadian study on herbs & other recent studies that find large levels of lead in Chinese Tea...from all the new cars, leaded Gasoline, & "Clean...Beautiful...Coal" [from the lips of the Orange Maroon]].
HINT- Gilroy is right up the road....for Rumps-sake!
Come to think of it, this store should be
Make AMERica Gag Again... what total crap.
The portions are small, so even with lower supermarket prices, they are fooling you with any big savings. While I now despise Amazon's Craptastic Rip-off Organic Market, this place makes me reconsider every other place, especially Trader Smoes. Cal-Fresh & Lassens are also rip offs...so that leaves the bargain stores & the amazing Debu Filipino store on Price street. Now that I have gotten rid of my urge to go to WF or Lassen's....I now pick Smart & Final, Grocery Outlet, Food for Less, Costco, & a few other places...even J&J's. Von's is only good for wine & flowers BTW.
Beyond some nice staff & some friendly quirky customers, half the crowd in the store, sported either the Walmart/Homeless look with ill-fitting outfits, or looked as bewildered as us. I never left a supermarket with so little, after looking at all products. I bought one huge Papaya, a some ultra-cheap wine [like 2-buck chuck...but in a Moscato form], two bottles of sparkling Apple Juice, & Baklava of all things.
As you will notice, there is no meat monger, fishmonger, cheesemonger, bread-monger, nor other monger...
except for the dreaded kart-mongers.
Even though I read on-line about the pack you own issue [not a problem with so little], the "bargains" [bananas... like Amazon does at WF...but inorganic or 79 cent Eggs... from back East...why not Los Osos?], I was ill prepared for the kart rules & directions.
It took two check out people to get my stupid head around on how to switch karts properly....yes I am a "dumb-liberal" LOL. I also got a stern look from the outside kart boss, who looked at me with disgust after I said...
Oh crap....a QUARTER...holly crap, I read about this...but who carries those useless round things around, when we have chips? Fortunately a smart kind lady customer handed me a whole QUARTER for free...lucky me!
I have not had the need to use pocket change [nor pocket pool :) ] for eons....stopped bothering with that crap since the demise of the pay phone...yes, I am even more ancient than that...I programmed computers with punchcards... watched Black & White TV of the Moon Walk...horrid death in Vietnam...but I digress....why don't you just have that guy who watches you screw up the kart...just go get the damned kart back from you. I would even give the guy a damned dollar or at least a swig of my "Thunderbird-ish" hobo wine for that.
The best thing was getting, what I think was,
a Grand opening
GENUINE FREE ALDI BAG
...which is quite a nice bag.... even nicer than TJ's or WF.... Amazon's WF never gave me a damned free bag yet...even after twenty thousand dollars or so. Last time I went, I got a whole 30 cents off for being a fool Prime member, who waste 1/2 hour of my valuable time to download their crappy SH*t-app.
One has a crappy Fake discount app and the other is a Fake supermarket....so it evens out.
Conclusion: Unless you a desperate for the few crap-tastic "bargains" like old 79 cent poor caged tortured chicken eggs from 2,000 miles away...
say ADIOS TO ALDI...
it is Crap-tastically good!
CHINESE GARLIC!!!!!!!!!!
specially fortified
with 30+ Essential Pesticides
& Heavy Metals....lead...arsenic
YUM....oh, I almost forgot...get the Fake artificially colored "Real" Salmon. It is not marked Farmed, but some BS...
like sustainable...
yeah right...at $7.99 lb
it is likely also from China.
To add insult to real injury, since my wife was hypoglycemic, I grabbed a bottle of some cheap sparkling flavored sugar water to give her. The top flew out of it's metal moorings & hit her on the chin...leaving a red mark. Thank heavens we had glasses on. Of course, I still paid for it...but really? Since we never had that problem with other brands, who would expect it. The tops metal cage system was only loosely fitted. read more