So... I'm in traffic court more often the most. Obviously not because I'm a bad driver. I'm an…read moreAMAZING AND PERFECT driver. I just statistically will get more tickets than others. I drive at least 50x or maybe even 100x more miles a week that the average person, so it would make sense that I get pulled over more than the average person as well. More time on the road, more exposure to traffic cops, whatever, you get the idea. Tickets are expensive, I get them regularly, so if there's even a chance of getting it lowered, I'll go to court. But enough hedging and justifying myself. On to the review.
This court is one of the busier ones being that it covers the entire town of Poughkeepsie. As a result, there are a heck of a lot of people, and they are all special and unique snowflakes. The only court where I get more people watching entertainment value is the Kingston Traffic Court, but that's a review for another day.
So a star for interesting patrons!
On very busy days, instead of going up to the judge when you're called, answering his questions about your ticket, and then getting a judgement, they have a side room where you meet the special prosecutor and deal with him. He decides what to do with you and then sends his piece of paper up to the judge. That way when you actually get called up to the judge, all the details have already been worked out. You exchange a few ritualistic words, and off you go. The whole thing still takes forever, but it streamlines the process a bit. So a star of that!
The officers/guards that check you when you come in and help shepherd people around are a jovial enough group. They're all older men, and they're pretty personable and relaxed. They don't get all brusque like at some other court officers. (It's traffic court for gods sake. Let's everyone relax.) So a star for reasonable officers!
And then about the specifics of my most recent visit. I went in with a ticket for letting my inspection lapse. I waited around, talked to the prosecutor, got scolded for not inspecting my car on time, and then he dismissed the ticket completely and I walked out. Didn't have to talk the judge and saved me quite a bit of cash that will be handy during the holidays. So a HUGE star for that!
So why not 5 stars? Well it's still traffic court. Until they let keep my phone on, give me a massage chair to sit in, and let me off every time, they can't get 5 stars from me. XD
PRO TIPS:
*Leave your phone in your car. They don't let you have it with you anymore, even turned off.
*Be respectful and wear real clothes. If you're in court, that means that you would benefit from someone taking you seriously and cutting you some slack. Showing up in leggings, (so thin you can see your panties thru them,) is not "dressed up" by the fact that you're wearing a little cable knit sweater. Also, a sweat suit is still a sweat suit even if it's with the cool new sweat pants with the texture and the tapered ankles. The key word is "sweat", not "suit". Do yourself a favor and try to look like someone who gives a s***. Just saying.
*Bring a book. You don't get your phone, and you can be sitting there forever. So do yourself a favor and bring some reading materials. Maybe something that makes you look smart and law abiding. It might help you never know. I brought the second Game of Thrones book and got off completely, so maybe they were impressed and intimidated by my dedication to self punishment.