If you smell bad, this is the team you should support. Because the whole city needs a Bath…read more One of the few teams I'm reviewing outside the top 5 tiers of English football, for the reason that Bath is one of the most beautiful cities in the world so it deserves to be on this list. First-Hand Experience: I haven't seen them play live at home yet, but I've seen them away from home a few times and they're an amazing team with a great little fan base representing one of the most beautiful cities in Europe. I last saw them in 2007 but will see a home game for them soon. This little Roman town is millenniums old, so it makes sense that the team here is from all the way back in the 1880s. Not 1980s, that's not a typo. They play in Black and White and are in the Conference South, but hopefully they'll rise up and get in the big time soon. They've never been in the league proper but there's a first time for everything. Their stadium Twerton Park holds 8,800.

Westerns give people Stupid Nightmares. Hence the name of this town, Western-Stupid-Mares. Well if…read morethey don't, then they should. First-Hand Experience: I holidayed in WSM a couple of times as a young adult, it wasn't too bad. I had a horrible fight here. The time that I didn't have a fight, I checked out WSMAFC and I have to say, I wasn't too thrilled. They were a pretty average team and the crowd was non-existent. But I do love seaside towns so I'll stick with a 3 for them. This was back in 2007 by the way. I have love for WSM because it's a seaside town, with the Bristol Channel as a backdrop and Wales beyond. The club is relatively new, the stadium is small, and there's not much to say, but it's a seaside team so it earns the score of 3. The stadium would definitely need to be improved if they ever played league football.

If you weigh yourself, and you're a little over what you want to be, then maybe you should weigh…read moredifferent parts of yourself separately to see where the problem lies. Weigh ass, weigh arms, weymouth. OK that was awful. First-Hand Experience: On all my holidays to Weymouth, I only ever convinced my Mum to let me go to 1 match of Weymouth FC, and have never seen them play since. But I loved it! I was little and it was big and new for me, even though the stadium is actually tiny. So I'm giving the team 4 stars even though they need a lot of help to get to the actual league someday. Probably won't happen. So the last time I saw them play live, in person, was the 1990s. But I will rectify that soon. Weymouth was where I holidayed as a kid and I've been back there many times so because of the intimate connection, I have to review their little footy team that aren't very good. They're not even in the conference, but hopefully they will get back into the conference soon. They're three tiers below the actual football league. The city of Weymouth is wonderful. Harbour, beach, Jubilee Clock, the Nothe. Portland Bill. It's a long story. Weymouth were founded all the way back in 1890 and their stadium holds nearly 7k. They play at Bob Lucas Stadium (George Lucas' brother) and their chairman is named Pugsley, how adorable is that. The stadium is on Radipole Lane, which is named after a radical tadpole, obviously.