If you absolutely, positively need to get it done overnight, 1-89 cavalry will get it done.
No matter the weather conditions, we deliver a full service cavalry menu complete with pipin' hot .50 cals delivering freedom to your door.
No siege too long, no oppressor too tough, no mullah strict enough. We will have the sheik eating bacon and blasting willie nelson out of his bongo truck before the next IED is emplaced. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Coming soon to an oppressed village near you.
1 free 500 lb JDAM with every 10th terrorist, unlimited time offer, bring turban for ID. read more