Okay Westmount Chevron - you've been my closest gas station for quite some time. In fact, we've been in a (basically) exclusive relationship for years.
Lately though, I'm starting to reassess where we're at. Now, don't get me wrong. You've always been easy; conveniently located right off the highway that I drive down to get just about anywhere. You're open 24 hours, which is a rarity in this neck of the woods. Plus you have that really nice dude working there who likes to pet the dogs & give them treats.
But now, I'm moving. Our imminent separation has given me the opportunity to really take a good hard look at your offerings. WestChev, I'm gonna level with you. All too often, you're out of the premium grades of gasoline. With no sign on the pump! Now this may not seem like a big deal to you, but my car likes the expensive crap. Most importantly (and you may want to sit down for this) your pumps are incredibly slow. It's like my car is coupling with a sloth. Pick up the speed, man, we've all got things to do! Finally, your snack selection is the pits.
I may see you from time to time, you know, if I'm in the neighborhood. But for now, we're done. read more