interviewer: so son, you want a job here at vlado's?
applicant: sir, yes sir!
i: so, tell me what you know about us?
a: you are the mecca for carnivores! only meat lovers need apply! and definitely not for the vegan hearted?!
i: really? anything else?
a: the only constant is change but at vlado's time stands still! you don't change!
your loyal staff remains in employment like for, ever! your intimate decor, same!
i: interesting. is that a good thing or a bad thing?
a: sir, remember how as a kid when you were playing at the playground?
i: sorry mate, that was a long, long time ago!
a: no worries, what i meant is, then you wanted time to just stand still?
i: so, it is a good thing that what we do here is the same since 1964?
a: absolutely! and every customer likes that about you guys! consistently good!
i: so, you must know it is hard work here?
a: yes! i'll come 3 hours before lunch starts to light the charcoal grill! set the tables. including topping up the awesome mostsome homemade horseradish! best in the world, imho! roughly minced for a good bite and kick yet with a sweet finishing note! then prepare the simple yet deliciously sweet tomato and cabbage salad. then hand make those pancake, more crepe like, skins for the strawberry desserts. then serve the lunch and dinner crowd and stay on until all the washing up is done!
i: good on you mate, what about our meats?
a: sir, with all due respect, this interview isn't long enough for me to regurgitate all that! but suffice to say, you can't go wrong here when it comes to meats!
i: nice try, please elaborate?
a: a beef and pork neck sausage to start! delicious! a tasting second course of calf livers, a little overdone for me, eye fillet medallions, pork neck and mini hamburger, yums! by now, most customers will be full but it's not the end. the 3rd course allows for a choice of the eye fillet, a tender cut, the rump, a chewy but flavourful cut or the porterhouse, a more marbled cut. all these will be presented by the server for a visual presentation accompanied with explanations and request for cooking doneness.
i: and finally?
a: coffee or tea? dessert? if they still have a separate stomach for it!
i: so what about dessert?
a: strawberries wrapped with crepe/pancake skin served with cream and ice cream!
i: so how would you best describe vlado's as an equation?
a: V = RI (ohm's law)
i: what????
a: Vlado's = Respected Institution
i: so son, when can you start work?
a: right here, right now!:) read more