Everyone don't even bother. Why can't people understand if you can't get it right in the beginning....
I placed an order, and I said I had list of things I had from my present provider, and I wanted the same, but really also wanted the 200MB, rather than 48MB deal I had at present.
So I wanted:
Broadband (at present 48MB with existing provider) you could give me 200MB - Unlimited
Telephone line with: Caller display, 1571 type answerphone, free calls weekdays and weekends local and national, but you were giving mobile calls as part of the deal.
Virus protection on 7 devices, but you were giving me this for all devices via your server.
Keep my existing number. OK Don't tell my provider until after the installation.
You give me an install date of the 9th August 2016.
Thanks.
You'll what? O! Send the contract immediately via e-mail. Great!
Two days later...... No e-mail.... Contact customer services. Check the e-mail address I gave your sales guy...... It's wrong. OK here's the correct one again, and you'll send the contract in the post. What? My e-mail address is not a valid address. You mean the domain is not valid. That's really odd, as that is the domain I use for my uncle's bills, and I get notifications, and then send him a copy in the post.
OK. Use my yahoo.co.uk address. What you can't send the contract, you have to tell another department to send that, and it will take 24 hours..... OK. I'll definitely receive the postal copy? Yes!
Three days later, no e-mail, no post. Ring customer services. You say they don't usually send contracts via e-mail. The other person hasn't organised a paper copy, you'll send them. OK.
Five days later, nothing.
Ring customer services. Look all I want to make sure is that what I have ordered is in the contract. You can do that over the phone, and you can send a copy in the post. Great. You say that "caller display" is not on the list. OK. You'll add it for free, because of the trouble I've had, and the paper copy will take 5 days.... I'm still OK for installation of the 9th August 2016? Yes! Great.
9th August 2016....
I receive a copy of the contract to sign at my yahoo.co.uk address. I check it and instead of £50.99 for the trial period, and £9.99 activation fee, it duplicated two of everything, and shows a monthly direct debit of £101.98, and £19.98 respectively. How can this be? See pic....
Ring customer services. No that's clearly wrong, wait for your paper copy. Still OK for today? Installation? Yes!
9th August 2016 - Installation between 1pm and 6pm. Ok call it paranoia. At 4:15pm I called customer services in some far off land...... No, your installation date has been changed! But I've stayed in especially..... OK, when is it been rearranged for? 5th of August 2016. OK. Do you want to listen to what you have just said? I've heard that technically that Virgin are good, but you have a time machine? You don't have a time machine. How do you propose to go back to the 5th August, as that is now gone? It was due to the fact that someone added "caller display", and they put in the wrong date. Even though caller display was part of the original order?
OK. What's the next date available? 24th August 2016...... Tell you what? Cancel the order. Yep? Cancel. Send me an e-mail to confirm.... OK you say you can't send an e-mail but another department can, but you deal with cancellations. CANCEL THE FLIPPING ORDER!!!!!
I've told my ISP that I'm not leaving them after all, and to rebuff any attempt for Virgin to switch, and put a note on my account.
I do like their complaints via telephone. As I'm not a customer I can't use their free service, but I can use their 0845 number, for which they will charge me 7p per minute (or part thereof), for telling them how crap they are!!!!! They make money out complaints... Ofcom where are you? read more