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    Vaca Negra

    4.3 (4 reviews)
    ModerateCheese Shops
    Closed • 1:00 pm - 4:00 PM

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    Juana La Loca

    4.3(26 reviews)
    69.6 km

    I came here with my daughter and cousin two nights in a row. This place is so aesthetically…read morepleasing and intriguing. I met the manager Isaac and he was so kind, patient, helpful and guided us to some of the best food I had in viejo San Juan!! My daughter ordered the churrasco (WOW! Amazing), I got the octopus (wow the flavors on this are incredible!!!) that came with the most perfectly crisped tostones, and my cousin ordered some appetizer pasteles. We all loved our food and the experience. Piña colada on the rocks was delicioso. One night they had a live band and the second night they had karaoke.

    Came here with a group and it's hard to say if anyone left here happy. I'll start with the…read morepositives. The restaurant looks nice. It was a great aesthetic and a nice atmosphere. It definitely feels like a spot to bring a date or group. That was probably my only positive takeaway from this. The menu you came off inauthentic, fancy for fancy sake. Up until this point I ate restaurants that served up authentic Puerto Rican or Latino comfort food. This place felt like a derailment and left me disappointed and unsatisfied. Looking at the menu for one, I didn't see anything that appealed to me. Then some friends pointed out one of the dishes were ropa vieja. I was excited and thought the restaurant had redeemed itself. I thought I was getting ropa vieja with plantains. Instead I got something that resembled piononos and looked like it would leave me hungry. Still, I stayed open minded. I wanted to get piononos during my trip. Truth is, I forgot what I ordered. The food was alright but too salty. Probably the worst thing I had on my trip. I'm not saying it wasn't good because it was decent. I wouldn't order it or recommend it though unless you get an appetizer. Hell, people on my table wondered if it was an appetizer. I'm not the only one who ordered it. The other two who did enjoyed it but one would later admit he thought it was too salty. He didn't want to be a downer on what was already turning into a disappointing dinner. Speaking of, service was slow. I think we waited a hour for our food. It was getting everyone annoyed. One of my friends had ordered mussels alongside a risotto and got tired of waiting. He told them to just pack his mussels to go. At one point they brought another dish that no one ordered. It was meant for a different table. So yeah, it wasn't a great dinner. Needless to say I wouldn't come back here unless I was trying to impress someone.

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