If you'd like to be killed, just trust the vile filth who work at UPMC Urgent Care in Monroeville with your life. They just may oblige you.
Just look at the preceding reviews. This place almost killed all four innocent people. Well, today, they may have ruined my life or killed me too.
This den of quacks failed to treat me for Lyme disease, an illness I've studied for decades, today. Lyme disease is a life-threatening and life-ruining illness, and promptness is crucial in stopping it. If you let the patient's spirochete germs grow to a certain level without antibiotics, that patient may die from heart damage. Said malpractice victims may, more frequently, be irreversably crippled, in agonizing pain, unable to work, brain-damaged, and completely unable to enjoy life.
I was seen a bit more than an hour after being relentlessly assaulted with an incredibly rude, irritatating, blaring TV which the staff obnoxiously refused to turn down, saying,"We don't turn the TV down for anybody; it protects patients' confidentiality * ".
When I went into the exam room, I was then informed that they don't usually have one single doctor on duty. Yesterday was no exception.
I showed UPMC's non-doctor a rash which I thought could be Lyme disease or a spider bite, and she said I was....probably....right. I was told that they would provide...I mean refuse to provide... antibiotics.
I had to go elsewhere and pick them up at a pharmacy in PIttsburgh because they don't keep, you know, MEDICINE in this "URGENT Care" establishment any more than they keep a, you know, DOCTOR.
As I walked out, the 67 Bus pulled away, not their fault, and I waited for an hour, and the next one didn't show up, not their fault. I checked online and saw that the Pittsburgh pharmacy would close before I could get there.
I tried to call in but could not penetrate UPMC "Urgent" Care's Screw-you-sick-people-we-won't-let-you-talk-to-anybody phone system on my first four tries.
I finally got through and told the woman who answered that I was about to miss the last bus back to Pittsburgh and be stuck in Monroeville, and she said she'd switch my prescription to the pharmacy which is pretty much.....................NEXT DOOR.
So no one at UPMC "Urgent" Care ever bothers to offer even one of the multiple, you know, MEDICINE options to the, you know, SICK PEOPLE.
With time running out, I rushed to the pretty-much-next-door pharmacy, waited, and was told that the woman at UPMC had botched the scrip transfer, and the only way I could get the antibiotics was to pay hundreds of dollars in cash and then try to get UPMC to pay me back.
I then rushed back to catch the last bus, get sick, and die.
I walked in with a Lyme Disease infection which was already five or six days old, and I'll walk to a Pittsburgh pharmacy in a few hours with a Lyme Disease infection which will be six or seven days old.
I will not have been able to sleep for one single minute before I do.
It's 2:45 in the morning. I'm worried sick that UPMC Urgent Care has actually killed me or done me such malpractice harm, my body and mind are being irreversibly destroyed right now.
I will now work until dawn filing complaints against these monsters with the Pennsylvania Department of Health and the Pennsylvania Department of Insurance. I WILL cc all appropriate Monroeville, City, County, State, and Federal agencies, along the offices of political officeholders at all of these aforementioned levels, and I will cc local TV, radio, and print media as well.
You can do your part. Leave the UPMC system altogther, not just its fake Un-Urgent We-don't-Care Centers, but the whole vile, murderous, psychotic, filthy, evil UPMC train wreck itself.
And let's get the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania to stop stealing your tax dollars by funneling them to the UPMC Mob. (You do know UPMC is funded with your tax dollars, don't you?)
Let's just disband the entire Its-Own-Charter-Defying UPMC system itself.
Follow my example and let's get this corrupt and thieving organization defunded and disbanded, just they're defunding and disbanding the less-harmful Minneapolis Police Department that murdered George Floyd.
Write to the politician who control the UPMC purse strings and tell 'em to just disband UPMC, or you'll vote them out of office. Tell 'em. Remind them that people didn't vote for Trump because they agreed with him about everything, they voted Trump in because they got to the point where they will vote out any politician who doesn't stop America from ruining our lives.
* That statement is just a lie. I recently spent several years as a caregiver and literally took a patient to dozens of appointments at a variety of health care systems. Not one of them assaults the patients with loud noise or music in reception areas. Not ONE.
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