I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

It's a deli that has become extremely popular due to social media sharing…read more It is clean, there is plenty of space to sit and they have an immense number of specialty sandwiches that are posted on boards all around the counter. They serve hot food as well as standard sandwiches and they stuff the sandwiches quite a bit, almost too much. The service at the counter is always friendly when they take my order. The issue is, they are extremely overpriced. A bologna sandwich on a simple roll and a seltzer should not be approximately $20. The chicken cutlets are microwaved when they are ordered and they just aren't good and they are very pricy. Also, they don't sell drinks in cans, which would be a bit cheaper because a bottle of soda for $4 is just not fair. If you want a standard deli sandwich, at a reasonable price, I'd try a different deli in the area.

The food is all fresh and delicious. The best deli in…read moreSuffolk county ! The owner goes totally out of his way to help.

Gave daughter free water in the heat. Very nice people…read more Was a fair and they could've charged me up the arse

Best egg sandwiches ever. Seriously! Lunch sandwiches are generously portioned…read more We affectionately refer to this place as "The dirty deli" Now the cons which I somehow still seem to overlook: Every fourth time you get a sandwich, the roll will be stale. Every lunch sandwich will taste like onions because they don't properly clean the meat slicer after slicing onions. After going here with friends once, we all got sick that evening. Bang on the coffee counter and bugs will scurry out. You'll be charged a different price each time you order. Staff is stoic but kind.

I called in an order this afternoon and was told $25 for a few breakfast sandwiches, which was…read morefine. I questioned the owner over the phone, saying $25 was somewhat pricey. I then went into the store, where I confronted the owner, and we proceeded to argue for a 10-minute period, with him implying that he can't have feelings--when, as the customer, I believe we should be right, no matter how he feels. He then proceeded to not have any remorse for my inquiry, implying that he's been there for 30 years. Side note: I go to this deli often, and if you do not speak Spanish or don't look Spanish, you get poor service often. Please do not support this deli anymore.

Getting ready to head back to Maine and decided to skip the bagels and grab an NY egg sandwich…read more Located close to where we stayed we parked on the small side street next to, not knowing they had a full lot. Now they re located on a point of land so we ended up coming in through the back and leaving out the front where the parking lot was located. Lots of folks up and ready to eat at 7:30a on a Sunday. They have a lot of options here for breakfast and lunch. Hopped in line and ordered our sandwiches, I then had time to take pictures and check it all out. Seating available with tables for about 25 people. Coffee station with the staples plus many dairy free options available. Chips, dips, jerky, candy, snack cakes and multiple beverages. Sandwiches were up in no time. We grabbed our goodies and headed out. It blew my man's mind when he saw how big my sandwich was, I ordered extra bacon. Very good! Happy we decided to stop for this. If you find yourself in Melville NY, stop in and grab a sandwich or meal!

It's actually dangerous that this spot is so close to my house. The Caesar salad wrap was genuinely…read morelife changing and whenever a friend comes to visit me I have to take them there for lunch. Not only are these wraps amazing, but they keep pretty well, making them the perfect lunch to bring on a picnic! They are also massive, so I suggest if you aren't that hungry to split it with a friend! It can get pretty busy during peak breakfast and lunch times, so I recommend calling it in ahead of time so you don't have to wait!

The prices and food are great, and the people who work there are really sweet. Lots of options and…read morethe wait is always short.

This was an amazing place. Counter person was super sweet and the most amazing person. She is very…read moreclean and cleans whenever she get the chance. I could of just sat on the floor that's how clean it was. The cook was doing to business once she put our order in. The food was amazing me and my boyfriend couldn't wait to eat it once we got home. He had a BEC with SPK and I had Texas something and my goodness the food was so good I didn't need to put any sauce in my sandwich. So much variety of drinks and snacks also I saw they had macaroni salad I wanted to get it so bad. Will for sure come back again for my breaks or days off worth the moneys

Nice people, great egg on a roll…read more Very very expensive and they charge to use a credit card ! ! !

Most arrogant manager I have ever encountered! I bought an omelet with toast and there was GREEN…read moreMOLD ON MY TOAST! I called to request a refund for my food because I was disgusted and could not even finish my food. She offered me credit for just the TOAST! I asked for a refund of my meal, and she got passive aggressive and told me she will send her delivery guy to pick up the food and toast and only then she will refund me. SO GRIMEY AND HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE! This is why their business doesn't prosper, act wicked and you will not flourish. Anyways I will give her back her moldy tasteless food :). & this is not the first time, my coworkers & I have found hair & eggshells in our food before.

Absolutely, hands down, the hidden gem of my son's wedding. The guidance from Larry. The food was…read moredelicious from start to finish. The staff are now friends of all The families. There is no doubt that in all our years of going to Salpino's.... We needed them to help host one of the most important days of our lives. Kind of emotional writing this- it is because we can't thank Larry, his recommendations of who to talk to from the start to the fun we had with cannoli finish of the night. People always say you don't really remember a wedding day... I can tell you that the phone calls, text and compliments we got today.. Salpinos was a part of all of it. Thank you so much Salpino's and Larry. Special compliments to his beautiful wife and the delish cannoli's

Drove out of my way to try this place after seeing instagram videos…read moreWas going to get the son of a peach hero something had me in mood for a chicken Cesar wrap The worst wrap I could have drank the dressing there were puddles of it in my wrap Waited on line a while and then a longer line to check out Wasn't even given napkins what a mess Got some cold cuts wrapped in paper they won't last as long as in plastic

Best breakfast I have had in years!…read more I tried Deli Button on a whim because they were in my area and were on Doordash. It was a great decision. We ordered the steak, egg and cheese on plain rolls. It comes with coffee, tea or an orange juice. The prices are very reasonable. This is a total old school breakfast special. My compadre also got a hash brown to make the minimum for Doordash delivery. Again, a lot of food for a terrific price. The food arrived quickly, fresh and hot. The sandwiches were huge and made perfectly. The roll was so fresh! The steak and eggs were amazing. I specified swiss cheese and the instructions were followed. I was told the hash brown was delightful. The coffee was made exactly as specified. This was an absolutely amazing breakfast, and they serve many more great looking meals if you do a quick online search. I can't wait to try their sandwiches and hot meals as well. Thank you for superior food and great service Deli Button. Even your name is cute!

This place cannot make a simple egg sandwich. My sandwich…read morewas burnt and missing most of the ingredient I paid extra for. The cheese was just left on the top of the eggs cold and gross. I would have put 0 stars but it is not possible. .