I wear my "Paranoid" shirt waaaay too much. Basically, it's a shirt with the android logo with its mouth open with the word "Paranoid" in the android font thing. Maybe cause it's really comfy? Maybe because it's the kind of shirt where people stare at for a few seconds and then go "ohhhh, I get it!" I dunno. But I think I wear it at least once a week, just cause I love it so much.
I got this shirt from The Tshirt Project, a weird parody shirt shop located in lots of different malls. Whenever I pass by the shop, I can't help but read all of the shirts and the jokes on them. You know how some jokes are so awful, that you can't help but laugh like hell? That's literally 90% of the shirts here. The jokes are just so bad, to the point that they're kind of amazing. I mean, it takes a special kind of drunk to come up with shirts that say "The Amazing Selfie-Man" or a Kill Bill parody "Bill Bill" featuring a voluptuous woman at the front. It also takes a special kind of drunk to appreciate how awful these jokes are. Maybe that's why I like them so much. read more