You know when you wake up, and there's no food in the house, and everyone is waiting for someone…read moreelse to drag their carcasses out of bed to go get eggs, bacon & bread from the store but no one does? Welllll that was today in my house. It was like a game of chicken...hubs and I letting our tummies rumble until cracks started to form in the walls of the house. But we stubbornly held our ground, secretly willing the other one to get dressed and go buy some food. After mutually flying the white flag of surrender, we did what all lazy people do...we went out to eat.
Virtually every time we've dined out as a family has been a disaster.....some demon black cloud follows us around and puts the whammy on us. So we ventured out to Chorlton. I had remembered a place I liked from a while back (Scotts Hill) but lo and behold, it's something else now with a dogs face etched on the glass. It looked a bit too much of a gamble, since no one was in there. However, we saw a steady stream of people coming in and out of The Sedge Lynn, so we hurried over to get out of the cold.
The first thing I noticed was it was a Wetherspoons. 'Well, if I get food poisoning at least they are likely to cover medical expenses' was the first thought I had. The second thought was how beautiful the building was. I'm a sucker for a gorgeous Victorian-style structure, so I gawked at the massive vaulted ceilings, mouldings, and wood beams.
Glancing at the menu, I was pleasantly surprised to see the calorie content listed for each dish. My mouth dropped open when I saw how many arterie-clogging units of fat were in some of the dishes I normally would have opted for. I went with a chicken breast sarnie with salad on the side (I know, yawn-fest). Hubs had the chicken roast dinner and the lad had a cheeseburger.
After placing our order, hubs came over snickering, saying the barman must have made a mistake because the bill came to £15.81.
Our dishes came over and to my surprise, it all looked rather edible. I dug into my chicken sandwich, expecting it to taste of cardboard but no...it was good. A few chews in, and I realised it was actually.......delicious! Juicy, tasty, seasoned, soft bun..it was all there! It even came with a homemade salsa sauce, which gave the chicken a little extra 'pop'. Glancing over at hubs, he was bobbing his head up and down in approval of his roast. The chicken was moist and delicious, veg was cooked but there was still a bit of bite in them (not boiled within an inch of their lives like you find with most roast dinners) lovely Yorkshire puddings, proper roasty potatoes and thick gravy. My son, who is notoriously picky, took a bite and stopped. I was expecting him to turn his nose up and spit it out on the plate. Instead, he said 'damn, it's good!' I just had to sneak a few of his chips, as I was well jel that I didn't order some. My side salad was very blah. But that's the nature of salad, not the fault of the pub. The chips were cooked to perfection. Crunchy outside, fluffy inside. Mmmmmm-mmmmmm
Could it be? Were we having a tasty meal...in a restuarant....at a Wetherspoons....for £15???? Now I started feeling guilty and decided we needed to fess up and pay what we should have. I got the calculator app out on my mobile (I soooo suck at math) and to my astonishment, the bill was SUPPOSED to be £15.81!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?! We were so pleased with ourselves that we ordered a few more pints, told stories and made each other laugh. Don't worry, we took a taxi home. We could afford to! So two big, giant thumbs up for The Sedge Lynn. Will they be winning any Michelin stars? No, not at all. But will they win our patronage? Hell yeah.