Having done some damage to my neck and back when I was younger, I often try to fit in a massage at least once a week around my work schedule, I have been for many Thai Massages, Swedish massages, hot stone massages etc, and this was the worst of all the massages I have ever been to.
I called up to see if they had any appointments, they did so I went down to the place at the allotted time.
First thing I found different to any massage parlour I have been to before is the up front payment, 95 percent of all good massage parlours I pay after as sometimes I chose to extend the time of the massage or tip within the payment so this was a little unusual for them to demand payment up front.
When I got to the room the I was told to remove my cloths and get on the table which I did and as standard down to your underwear, when she came in she kept telling me to take of my boxers, in Europe this is sometimes common practice but up to the person and considering I required the work on my back and neck I declined, and kept them on. And she laughed and said are you shy.
She started the massage, and almost 5 minutes in she said you need 90 minutes 60 minutes is not enough and said this around 3 times and said you should extend the time, with the way my neck had been feeling I thought that it may not be a bad idea to have it worked on a bit more so accepted, immediately she ran out the room to tell the woman at the counter that I had extended and it would be 15 pounds more which is fine.
She then came back in and she kept trying to get me to take my boxers off and kept repeating and trying to pull them down, and she was saying we will work the muscle in back of your leg it will help your back out, I gave in as I wanted her to carry on the massage and work on my neck, I felt pretty uncomfortable but I had a towel on, so she could not see anything.
She then started the to work on my back and neck, which was extremely poor at best, she had no real ideal of what she was doing, she was kind of just rubbing my back as you would a dog no real pressure and no real direction, just randomly here there and everywhere.
After about 20 minutes I started to wonder when the hot stone massage would start as after all that is what I booked in for, I know they work the tissue first but this was a long way in.
The hot stones never did come.
She then started to work around my calf and thy area, which again was pretty poor I have very tight calf muscles but today was more about getting my neck looked to, I know other times they have worked down as it helps posture and pain further up. So I went with it until all of a sudden she is running her hand up and in between my buttocks, and brushing my testicals at which point I requested her to keep the focus on my legs and not there at which point she laughed and said are you shy again. She carried on as normal for a bit but again petting a dog, rather than a massage.
She then got me to flip over, I was covered by a towel so it was fine, she worked the feet and around there again very bad no pressure no direction, I had paid for the 1.5 hours so did not want to waste the time even though it was terrible.
She started to get higher up at which point I felt uncomfortable again but was hoping it was involve going back to the neck which I had asked a few times.
All of a sudden she proceed to knock the towel off what was covering my modesty and started to giggle along with rubbing my stomach like a dog, weather she was laughing at the size of my dick or it was her attempt to take the attention of what she did it was not something that made me all that comfortable. in fact it was quite embarrassing
This is where shit got even more fucked up and the benefit of the doubt does not even come in to things, she then started whispering at first I could not hear what she said, but then realise her words where along the lines of you want good time, at which point I said I did not, I am here for a massage, she was persistent she wanted to give me some form of happy ending which I was not wanting in any shape or form, I have a GF and I am only here for a massage at this point I was mega pissed off and she could sense this so went to wash her hands as I was getting off the bed, and still had the indecency to go you must still pay 15 pounds down stairs for extra 30 minutes.
I walked down stairs paid the woman and walked outside, I should not have paid the extra 15 but there where 3 people sat around and I did not want to argue I just wanted to get the hell out of there.
So if you are a dirty pervert and want to get petted like a dog and then jacked off this is the place you want to go other wise avoid this place like the plague and go somewhere else, this is the first time I have come across a place like this and I sure hope it will be my last. read more
