WHY I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE LAB FITNESS I told my friend Chris by the front door while this chick Jessica was at the other end of the gym, that I've been with women that are hotter than any women I've ever seen in payson. This chick Jessica runs to corporate and tells on me like a 5 year old. Who does that? I even apologized to Jessica that morning saying Jessica look I was talking to my friend across the gym and I thought you had your earphones in and I apologize. And why was she nosying into a private conversation from across the room? I go into the gym 3 days later around 9:00am on a Friday and the only one in there is Jessica.. I say hi Jessica how are you? She says I'm good Jordan how are you? And I say I'm good thank you for asking. She packs up all of her stuff and quickly leaves. More drama. Needless to say this woman has seen me in an amazing happy wonderful mood for like three and a half years because I used to work out with her over at the Gridiron by the airport. That night I got a letter from corporate saying that my membership was terminated. Really? There are also two older lesbian women at the Lab, (and I have nothing against lesbians) that got on Jeremiah's case for loud music that he had nothing to do with one day. Ripped him a new one in front of everyone. Well, one day I was on the treadmills and one of them was on the Precor and her partner was in front of her on the treadmill two over from me. I told the woman that the treadmill is dangerous and it throws people off. They both looked at me like I was from outer space and I told them listen, I don't like to be disturbed when I work out either, I GET IT, but I wanted to tell you because I want you to be safe and I didn't want you to hurt yourself (VERBATIM). That's probably number two, another jerk that talked to the owner or corporate. Then there was a woman named Marsha Crabtree, now Mrs. Sherwood... the woman that always wears a Charlie Kirk freedom shirt. We got to talking about Charlie and I told her I like Charlie, and how he doesn't like all of our money being sent to Israel and other places, and he doesn't like pedophiles. I like him I said because he likes the idea of the right and the left coming together through communication. What I told her I didn't like, is that he was throwing the Hat of a pedophile into crowds. I said Marsha look I've done a little bit of time and whether he was either best friends with pedophiles or a pedophile himself, people like me that have done a little bit of time aren't fans of people like Charlie that seem to turn a blind eye to PEDOPHILIA. So I think that was number three? and there was a guy that overheard this conversation that also probably ran to management that I was always nice to. He comes in with his wife in the early morning driving a white CRV with a dent in the front. I've ALWAYS given them their space and was RESPECTFUL. Lastly, there's this older ornery woman named Karen that trains with Monica, and Monica is great by the way. One day I asked Karen in the morning, how are you? And she told me she'd be a lot better with a dick between her legs. Maybe because I didn't give her any play she ran to management over some b******* about me as well? That's the thing about small towns, if people don't want you there even if you're not causing a problem, they'll find ways to get you out of there. The girl that always works out there with the black ponytail early in the morning I've never spoken to her once because I can tell she doesn't want to be bothered. I RESPECT that about people. She is supposedly friends with a couple named Caroline and Eric that just moved up from the valley. When Eric and Caroline first joined the gym Eric was nice and introduced himself and he pointed to his wife and said this is Caroline and she looked at me rolled her eyes and walked away. I thought that was very odd rude and bizarre. I remember telling Eric weeks later I'm not sure why your wife is acting like that I'm actually a really nice guy if you get to know me. So I'm figuring they're another douchebag couple that probably had what to say about me to management or corporate. So be on your best behavior! And even if you're on your best behavior learn to say NOTHING at the gym. Because sometimes all it takes is an old disgruntled angry person to get you kicked out or shitty younger people or ANYONE. I was always pleasant to people at that gym, I was always cleaning up after myself and others, I was always encouraging people. I always got along with Kelly the owner, Korey and Monica so I'm not really sure what's happening but I kinda do know what's happening.... And it looks like the jerks won this time. My mission is to show those jerks that I can get in 10 times better shape than they ever will be by being in a gym and having personal trainers. And I'll do it all right here. Right here at home. Maybe they'll find some way to get me kicked out of my home gym too? read more

So excited for this gym to open. I have gone to the Lab Fitness in Mesa many times. The Lab Fitness is certainly the best gym out there. Top of the line equipment. Always clean. Great environment for all. Highly recommend! read more

The lab owner is an amazing person. The facility itself is an amazing place very comfortable to work out and relieve stress. Get your head back together. I highly recommend it. read more

Can't wait for this gym to open. A new gym is definitely needed for this area. Excited to have a gym here in payson with trainers.

Excited for a new gym and equipment in payson. Excited to hear about having trainers. Great location.