This place is whack! I paddled out on my 12'0' Costco soft top (the deluxe model of course, I'm no kook!) and everyone was so mean to me. I made sure to stay way out in front on every wave so I wouldn't get in anyone's way but everyone kept screaming "beat it" and "you don't belong here" and "go to Capitola" the whole time.
One guy even came up behind me while I was riding a wave and slapped my ear...twice! WTF? I didn't do anything! Everyone knows it's first guy up, farthest out on the shoulder who has priority.
But did I ever complain when people decided to drop in behind me and mess up my wake? No, because I'm not a big jerk-face. The ocean belongs to everyone bro! Not equally of course. If you have a bigger board like I do you need more ocean, so it's only fair I get more. And I have to drive from Fremont, and can only surf a couple times a month when my wife lets me, so I should get a little more consideration because I don't get to surf everyday like the big baby locals who don't want to share.
Watch out for the angry blonde guy on the railing. I wasn't even done suiting up when he pointed at me, then pointed to 41st avenue, then shook his head and said "nope". Huh? What does that even mean?
Then when I tried to walk down the stairs he took my flip flops right off my feet and threw them off the cliff along with my towel...and my Walkman...and my pack of cigarettes. What an a-hole! Cigarettes are expensive!!!
Then on the way back to my car (after I just had an epic wave of course) a woman on a big tricycle started to mad dog me and said I couldn't use the bathroom. Then she ran over my toes and mocked me by live streaming in on Facebook or something. At least that's what she said.
I've been surfing the hook like forever. I even remember when the stairs were wooden bro! So I'm practically a local. But this is getting out of control.
I'm never surfing the Hook again unless it's a perfect weekend swell after a long flat spell, it's really huge (like friggin' triple overhead at least!) or Surfline gives it an orange bar.
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