To start off with, I truly pity anyone else who, like me, was forced to endure days on end in this hellhole. Not only were the rooms swarming with ants and flies, but we even found blood in the mattresses and vomit outside our fucking cabin. Not to mention that in one of the games, we were forced to spend hours outside in a dark forest where one of our friends was bitten by a snake. Upon hearing the screams of agony, nobody was able to reach her or even get back to the supposed 'safety' that the instructors should have provided, so we were left scrambling in the mud, in the dark, with the spiders and who knew what else, trying not to die. Then, a few hours later, when we had regrouped at the cabins, we realised that we had left behind two of our classmates! What ensued was a massive scramble to search for the missing classmates, only for them to emerge half an hour later, scratched, bruised and crying about spiders. Now, we shall move on to the food. How, you may ask, could anyone possibly screw up the simplest dish of them all - mac and fucking cheese. Let's take a moment to consider one microwave, one packet of food, what could possibly go wrong? The texture was somehow rubbery, creamy and burnt at the same time, don't ask me how this is even fucking possible. And don't even get me started on the spaghetti. I swear to god, I thought they were tapeworms. I'm not even going to talk about the supposed 'meat' we were served. I don't know what poor animal produced this utter shite, but I hope they rest easy in hell. Beware of the scrambled eggs! My friend has been forced to endure this prison camp three times, each for three days, at three different schools, it's time we stop this torture. Speaking of animals, that's the only thing the cabins were fit for. I swear to god, prison cells are considered five stars compared to them. In the heat of summer, the air conditioners were as dysfunctional as my life. If I dared to so much as nudge the controller, the supposed cooling properties of the air conditioner blasted out a gust of insects, dust and who knew what else. There was mould EVERYWHERE, on the ceilings, on the walls, even on the floor! The showers.... oh, god, the showers. One hour for 180 students to use the five showers available. 'Shower Hour' made me cringe with dread every time I heard the phrase. By doing some simple maths, shower hour is more like the shower of dread. If someone took more than thirty seconds in the shower, there would be a barrage of students climbing over the doorframe, and if someone dared to step on the yellow tiled floor of the shower block barefoot, foot fungus would soon await them. If you so dare to ask for a sip of water, the only answer you will get as a response is the dreaded slush of the cordial inside the jug. Every day, there was no such thing as a drink break, just a snowcone - codename for a cup of disgusting, unhygienic ice drenched in a Niagara Falls of cordial. God forbid you actually want a sip of water. If I'm being completely honest, the instructors at camp reminded me of the animatronics in FNAF. Fake, basic and slightly unnerving in their persistence to get us to actually participate in the activities in the scorching heat. So, all in all, yeah I would not recommend the Great Aussie Bush Camp. Parents, if you're reading this, please, I beg you, spare your children from the horrors of the 'camp'! Schools, please don't send your pupils to this godforsaken place. And children, run, run as fast as you can. read more

Because there is no 0 it's a 1 First off the cabins, SCORCHING hot in the day and FREEZING cold at night and we had no fan, aircon or anything. the mattress? a gym mat and the bed was sooooo thin and small. there are literally peep hole around our cabin and someone opened it when my friend was getting changed. NOT GOOD. Boys were kicking footy balls out on the grass and hit my friend TWICE in our cabin. They NEED have PROPER DOORS. the door had mesh on the front and could see the inside and we had to put a towel over it. And the door would just fly open because of the "lock" like they could at least have a real door. we had no lights/ electricity so when it's dark you cannot see. i dont understand how they can call it a cabin. The food. do not get me started. if you have a dietary requirement you have a neon wristband like I'm insecure enough that I wish I could rip it off. the garlic bread was just bread with butter and garlic and from hearing other people, the food was TERRIBLE the only yummy thing was the apple juice. they gave us snow cones as afternoon tea and it really did not cool us down. The absolute best thing was the drink can on the last day. one of the instructors was dared to eat a stack of pancakes. He ate them and spat them out after 1 second which proves they were REALLY NOT good. The activities were pretty good although the power fan could be faster and the dual flying fox longer otherwise they were enjoyable especially the mud run and going to the beach because it was a REALLY hot day. The instructors were half good half bad. special mention to george for making the experience way better than it had to be and being soooo nice to us so thank you. He should really get a raise. But there was one instructor that spilled my friends chocolate milk and then constantly YELLED at HER to clean it up when she didn't do anything. She started BAWLING her eyes out afterwards and that was not a great night. The bathroom were SO HOT and stunk. They really need a little shelf in the showers to put your stuff and put more sinks and showers in. Overall the experience is NOT worth the 500 dollars it cost to go there I would pay 100 for that and you probably could pay me to even stay there for 1 night. read more

this place is a blast! i had to come here for a school trip in year 6. I wasnt expecting much but boy was this place amazing. a highlight of the trip was definetly running into some little year 4s in one of the other cabins. me and my buddies had just learnt about masturbation and decided to give it a go. we were just trying to find an empty cabin to play soggy biscuit in, but instead we ran into some year 4s. so we took advantage of the oppertunity, we played soggy year 4s!! we ran in and squished them into the corner of the room and all took turns chokin the chicken until we were milked dry. by the end, there was semen allll over the floor. Best. Day, Ever. definetly recommend however i am confused by the hookers in the industrial bins read more

The bathrooms smelt like shit and there was only 6 showers for almost 200 people. The food was plain and the chicken wasn't cooked. On last day they scammed us and we got some really bad spinach and ricotta cheese roll instead of the sausage they said we would get. One of the beds in the dorm was broken and I could slip from the top bunk to the bottom. The instructors didn't do anything when we told them about the bed they just pulled it back up and stood on the opposite side and said it was fine they when someone slept on it, it collapsed again. Then when we went to our activities they changed the bed and told us it was never broken. read more

I loved the great aussie bush camp. The food was amazing and the rides were so scary but fun. The only problem were that the showers were very dirty. The cabins were okay not the greatest but not the worst. By the way I suggest you don't hesitate on the power fan and just go quickly, and go to the top on the giant swing read more

going there again tomorrow for camp at my school so I will share if its better qwertyuiop ( I spammed the keys since it say my review has to be 85 words or less ) read more