The Gallery gets the extra (as in TWO stars instead of just ONE) for the entertainment value. Have you ever been out somewhere and felt like you were on your own personal Saturday Night Live shoot? Oh, you must have been at the Gallery too! Seriously, my friends in London go because, they claim "ladies are free on Friday nights before 11pm, and we like the music." Anywhere that "ladies are free" should be a big read flag- STAY AWAY!
If you like the techno / hip-hop stuff, which YES, sometimes I too can get into, you MAY, and I say MAY be able to overlook the MYRIAD of FASHION NOs that are erupting as far as the eye can see- men in vests, shirtless, camel toes (on DUDES!!!). The dance moves- well, if you have ever seen the "Night at the Roxbury" on the aforementioned Saturday Night Live- you get the picture (think white man overbite- ON EVERY ONE!!). I seriously felt like a car going through an auto wash- I was being constantly man handled! I was just cracking up in people's faces- I felt like such a bitch, but I couldn't help it- the whole thing was like a sociological situation gone awry, set to a bad re-mix of Usher's "Yeah!" My two friends that brought me to the Gallery complain that they never meet any quality dudes- um, maybe you need to fish in a different pond, m'ladies! read more