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    The Cottage

    3.6 (191 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 12:00 AM (Next day)

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    Divey
    Casual
    Loud
    Outdoor seating

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    Steve A.

    Checked out this Crystal Lake bar and grill. It happens to be a bit farther away from the happening downtown but worth venturing out to get here. The Cottage is one of the long time favorites for locals. A lot of great drinks and unexpectedly great food. You can find meaty and vegetarian options including burgers, fish, and pizza. Basically we weren't expecting much from this bar. It's mostly like a sports bar, cluttered inside. The food was to be an afterthought, we thought. Actually looks like a cottage inside. Lots of wood fixtures and paneling. It's about $12 for cocktails. Seasonal ones include margaritas for summer, toddys for winter. It's about $18 for a pizza. We got the Veggie Pizza, which has green peppers, mushrooms, onions, spinach, and tomatoes. Also there's Mexican options including burrito bowls and fajitas. There's even vegan chorizo as a topping. Great options in this bar that's better than typical bar food. It's got a rotating menu with lots of things added for the season. This is located on Crystal Lake Avenue at Walkup.

    The nasty oysters that turned my intestines inside out!
    Kathy M.

    I have been frequenting this place regularly for the past month. I only come on weekends. The first time I came in I ordered a drink and an appetizer. Everything was great. I ordered the raw oysters on that particular day as well and thought they were ok. I've had better but since its their weekend special I knew they must be moving hundreds of these things! The following weekend i took my husband out and had the same thing. This time the oysters were not looking good. Waitress said they were fresh but it didn't look fresh. We sent it back and a better looking tray came with fresher oysters. I ate them and enjoyed my drink and left. An hour later im in pain. My stomach was about to explode! My friend KAOPECTATE helped and im warning everyone about these foul oysters. 3 stars because the waitress was nice, and the spot is cutesy. But I will NOT be coming back.

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    Edward H.

    A lot went well and We continue to dine here, Food is great but we do get turned off by an occasional gut wrenching sewer like stench that comes and goes, and the men's bathroom needs a over haul. Its a place We love but these two things have us in limbo when choosing where to eat.

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    Karolina J.

    The Cottage is a local fave. I love the atmosphere of the inside. Feels like you're in a pub overseas. It is important to understand that this is a no fuss kind of place. With that said, they have always been very accommodate if my husband asks them to put a certain game on one of the tvs and the service is always good. Just a cozy local spot with decent food and good drinks.

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    Zackary S.

    Great place and friendly staff. Reason I only have 3 stars is because our waitress was running back and fourth, place was busy on a Saturday during lunch hours. she needed help with tables, our food came super cold as we waited awhile. We got out appetizer soup and food at the same time. Cute young bus boy delivered our food. We are not people who complain and still ate our food. It was good. Had the steak tacos and hubby got a burger and son got a hotdog . We will be back but hopefully a full on staff who can manage tables more quick.

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    Love the cottage, great food and even better bar tenders. Russell is the absolute goat, wouldn't be the same without him!

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    Choked on the chicken .. really tough.. friend had to call 911.. overall food was bad and my meal wasn't taken care of by staff

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    Best food in downtown Crystal lake. Not pricey. Great service. And a fun environment and ambiance. Always go there

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    A decent neighborhood bar. Food is good... Pizza average. Prices are average for a place like this. Old school peanuts n popcorn on the bar.

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    Food was average, but good. service was excellent very friendly. Loved the outdoor patio!

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    Typical low end bar food, place itself suffers from being just a bit of a clique. Not my favourite in town

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    Great food. Cold beer. Outstanding service. I'm here every time I'm in town. Go check it out.

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    Complimentary peanuts in the shell (yes, toss 'em on the floor) and tasty popcorn for every table

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    Jude’s

    Jude’s

    4.2
    (125 reviews)
    0.1 mi
    $$$

    The food was absolutely delicious. The only things ive tried and not liked were the peking chicken…read more(wrap things?) (too saucy....) and the pierogis (not enough flavor and too oily, but not at fault of kitchen staff). The menu has tons of variety too, and their specials change out so regularly i cant keep up! The drinks ive gotten there have been phenomenal so far, and the mocktails dont make you feel like youre missing out on any fun. In addition to the Food, the service is positively delightful. Our server last time i went was also the bartender, and the other staff were kind enough to step in and help him with our orders, and he himself was more than helpful enough. The interior of the resturaunt was beautiful with wonderful lighting and a very cohesive layout, but i do have two complaints: the tables are very small and the booths are very low. When you order at a tapas resturaunt, you dont really get just one or two plates at a time, and when a solid quarter of the table is being occupied by the standup menus, the water glass, and the decorative flowers, it gets crowded very quickly. Overall a 9/10. Definitely a wonderful place to go with friends, family, or even on your own!

    I have been meaning to post this for awhile…read more I sadly only have bad things to say.... First! The girls they hire to work here can be VERY rude, the food is not great, I think this is really just a place people get together and drink at so the environment isn't very relaxing. The couple times I've been here there is always loud drunk people.

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    Jameson's Original Charhouse

    Jameson's Original Charhouse

    3.1
    (339 reviews)
    1.6 mi
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    We always have a positive experience at Jameson's. The service is great and so is the food. In the…read morerare chance something isn't to your liking, the staff quickly rectify it for you. We especially love coming here for New Year's Eve for the specials. The ambiance is nice anytime you come here. They've recently added lots more entrees, appetizers and drinks specials.

    We used to be Jameson regulars, but our most recent visit was likely our last visit. Quality,…read moreservice, and ambiance have all decreased as of late. Both of the last two times we've been in, I've ordered the beef Wellington special, and both times it's arrived inedibley raw. The first time this happened (celebrating our anniversary), the puff pastry appeared cooked on top but was raw underneath and the meat was still cold inside. I sent it back and asked for it to be finished. They clearly slapped the cut side of the meat on a hot pan to sear it and returned it with the puff pastry dough still raw. I opted to send it back again and just nibble on my husband's prime rib instead of having them attempt to cook the Wellington for a third time. A manager checked in on us after my husband had finished his meal and we'd already paid our bill (the server did have the Wellington removed from it). Mistakes happen, so we gave it another go. This most recent time, the puff pastry was obviously underdone when it arrived at the table (so much so that I told my husband I was pretty sure I was cutting into an uncooked steak), and when I cut into the Wellington, it was still cold and raw. Not rare. Not blue. Raw. I opted not to have them try it again after two hours of waiting, and instead ordered a simple pasta dish which was mediocre at best. Given the variability in temperature within the dish, I have a strong suspicion it may have been microwaved. My husband's steak (ordered medium rare) was barely blue, with sections he didn't eat because it was undercooked. Our appetizer (potato skins) never made it to the table, and the pasta in the chicken noodle soup was still crunchy. It was not particularly busy, but our server rarely checked on us, and we spent portions of the meal with nothing to drink. He never noticed or inquired about the appetizer. No manager ever checked in on us, even after having to send a raw meal back. What was once a staple in our restaurant rotation has found its way onto our never-again list.

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    Tracks

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    4.3
    (690 reviews)
    4.6 mi
    $$

    This place has some of the best hamburgers in McHenry County! I've never been disappointed with…read moreeither the food or the service. I had the Kaboom Burger with cheddar cheese and crispy onion straws, seasoned with a great spicy kick--absolutely delicious. They also have a great drink selection whether you're in the mood for craft beer, cocktails, or soda. The seating is comfortable, and the outdoor patio is a great touch with plenty of extra space.

    Summary first: pretty darn good burgers, but kinda flat, not too cold beer. Burger 17.00 with…read morefries coleslaw and pickle. 1.50 more than a review pic from the menu last year. Everything seems to be up at least 10% all over, so I can't fault them for it. I just wish income had gone up that much in a year. Again not their control. But I just can't go eating at restaurants as much. The price of 6.75 for a dog fish beer was imo kinda high and it was rather flat. The coleslaw was honestly so bad and bitter rancid tasting I had to spit it out. Honestly, not a fan of Cole slaw but this is the first I've had to 100% reject eating. The pickle I got that someone raved about, didn't look great when I turned it over The fries honestly could have been cooked a little more but were pretty good. The best part of the meal was the burger though so that sorta saved the whole experience. I sat on the patio and got good service. I appreciated that the to-go wasn't styrofoam. I had to take 1/2 the burger home. There is a 3% surcharge for using credit cards, so I was glad I brought cash, as I'm tired of getting charged for charging. Ha. Overall not bad, but could use some attention to detail.

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