It's a surf shop right, so it does all the obvious stuff. I've bought boardies for the boys here and like all surf stores in Sydney it's over-priced but what can you do?
The service in this place is not for those with low self-esteem though. The store is seriously overstaffed, so it's almost a personal shopper experience which, it turns out, can be a mixed blessing. I once mused to a lithe young thing there that it'd be great if Haviana did a 'nude' colour thong to which she replied 'I don't think anyone would wear it'. Feisty. 'I would,' I thought as I checked out here lurid yellow pair and hobbled off to get me some style.
The gents are no better alas, one buff young guy once caught me browsing and tried to advise me on sunglasses -most of which were very 'trendy' and really not me but hey I was committed and he was cute. He handed me a pair of white Gucci numbers that would make Paris Hilton blush, given what I was wearing I didn't think there were really on style but I humoured him. I've still got it, I thought. 'Er, no' was his cutting assessment. Brutal.
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