I attended a Limp Bizkit concert at this venue last night, and I have to say I am very impressed. Quite frankly, I was not expecting much. I didn't think that this little gas station in the sketchiest part of town would have such incredible outdoor acoustics, but BOY was I wrong.
Perched atop pump six, Fred Durst delivered an absolutely rousing version of "Nookie," replacing the word "Nookie" with "Dayton:"
"I did it all for the DYT, c'mon
The DYT, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)"
Hundreds of JNCO-clad Daytonians clutching onto half-empty cans of Four Loko and Surge pierced the Swisher Blunt-clouded air yelped along to the band's greatest hits, including "My Way," "Break Stuff," and "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT song." They even premiered "Rollin' (Sunonco Live Mix Edit)."
The naysayers (WTUE, WDTN, Gawker, and every other major news media outlet) naysayed, but when it comes down to it, it's not about the he says - she says bullshit. It's about the fact that the city of Dayton came together as a community to fabricate and deliver a 4/20 Limp Bizkit show at a gas station. Many thanks to Fred Durst, who helped keep the hype down so the fuzz wouldn't keep us from rockin' out on Wayne. Finally, I'd like to thank the staff of Sunoco for being such great sports. It's not every day a Facebook group organizes a concert for the greatest band of all time. Also, I'm literally getting 70 MPG in this gas - WHAT do you put in this stuff?
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