bachelor party (12 dudes): 8 bottles of grey goose + delving into party bus entertainment prior to entry + makin it rain with loose change (approx $2400 in singles) + gracious management + friendly bartenders + clean interior = 3 stars scantily-clad "I'm paying for college" strippers with 5" heels + pungent scent of stripper perfume left on my shirt + hearing, "let's get together soon on my off day", bullsh*t + leaving with $27 = 4 stars We couldn't locate the bachelor at the end of the night = perfect evening read more

It's not open all week anymore. Just the weekends. When the racetrack was open more it was open every night. Since they only race on the weekends the club is only open those days. read more

I had been coming here since 2021. I love it here. The girls are so beautiful and kind. Literally some of them even told me their real names and gave me their phone numbers or instagrams. The prices are perfect, only 30 for a lap dance. One of the girls I even ended up going out on a date with. It may look a little run down, but it is totally worth wasting my money there. read more

Very racist. Me and my friend called on the phone to see if they were hiring, they sent us an application number. All of a sudden they weren't doing auditions until January and the girl blocked her number read more

"What I like most about naked women is the lack of clothes and the lack of dick." -Oscar Wilde read more

Decent place, girls are a hit or miss. May change my review after a few more visits. Valet is complimentary. $20 cover ($10 cover and $10 for a drink). Not bad. ATM fee is a killer though so bring a lot of money a head of time. read more

Stiletto - For a price of a lap dance you too can get screwed by a a machine - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Carlstadt, New Jersey

i have been there a few times, and it was great. but not last night, only 2 girls danced nude, the rest keep there bikinis on just flashed a little. that is not nude. if you advertise as nude then you should dance nude. i probably won't go back. if your gonna get that you might as well go to a regular great place, like the hitchin post. that is johnnie a's hitchin post in paterson.get it together man. and why do thet say they are open mon-sun. when they are only open friday & saturday. change your website. read more

I've been here just once. The girls were okay but the 200$ "room" was a waste of money lmao I thought I was gona get something better for that price to be honest. I would go back tho just to check out more of the girls & get a lap dance. Lap dances are much better than the 20 minute room read more

Where do I start, the $20 entrance fee, seating, $8 minimum at the bar which was mandatory or the $10 ATM fee. After a great night of playing pool, me and the boo decided to hit up the nearest strip club since it was only 1:30am. We found this spot off the beaten path near the Meadowlands Stadium. There was mandatory valet parking which no biggie I'm use to that from Tampa Fl. Outside of being beyond annoyed with the entrance & ATM fees the girls seemed very lazy. The place looked like it could use a nice face lift as well. The VIP prices are crazy and the chick had the nerve to tell me $50 for 5 mins and she looked like she was drinking and on something no thank. The seating was horrible, several of the guys weren't tipping but holding seats. On a positive note, there were a few girls who didn't have a belly who I wanted to see dance. I think they had just gotten off the stage when we came. Talked to the ladies and said they had another set coming up after all the fake strippers got off the stage. Tipped her waiting to see her but we got bored waiting. Needless to say we won't come back based on initial visit. Maybe if we have another spontaneous pool night and need more entertainment we'll give it another try. read more

Leave because you're ordering an uber lol? Really? We spent more in an hour than some make in a few days at this dump. Screw this place. Trash garbage, Haram is better. read more

Worst place ever !!!!!! Please do me a favor and do not come here , absolute horrible service and not even worth going to , it costs more to get a energy drink than a beer , if i could take my time back i would , the service was dreadful, not even worth a star ! read more

The $20 Entrance fee is not worth the strippers you see in this place. When I went last Saturday, I prime time night I might add, I saw maybe 2 out of 13 girls that looked decent. The lap dance was ok, nothing spectacular. Cool thing is at least you get to bring your own beer. I had a somewhat decent time, but I would never go back based on the $20 entrance fee alone. It's not worth it. You can tell a money starved manager runs this hole in the wall. read more

The place was not what I expected (i.e. not clean, nor professional, nor courteous). Not all of the dancers on stage were nude, and out of the three dancers I got lap dances from, two kept the deal to be nude, but a third (Veronica) did not disrobe, so I felt shortchanged. I would not consider going back there unless they renovated the interior, taught the staff manners, and got rid of the dancers who are scamming customers. read more

It's hilarious how many reviews say "I'd rather go to the Harem" when half or more of the girls who work here also work at the Harem.

I'm not a stranger to NYC strip bars but I am not familiar with how NJ strip bars operate. I was celebrating my birthday with friends nearby and decided to stop in here after. I've driven past this place many times and have always wanted to go in. They always advertise guest porn stars that host here but not on this night. The place is TINY. Probably the smallest strip place I've been to. It looked pretty old and dingy. It could definitely use some upgrading. There was a $20 entrance fee per person which at first I wasn't bothered with since they do the same thing in NYC but once I entered I felt ripped off. There was also and $8 PER PERSON fee at the bar which I still don't get what it was for. We brought our own bottle of champagne so were they charging for ice?? The seating is a joke. There are chairs around the stage where guys who aren't even tipping the girls sit just watching. There is a tiny area with a very short "wall" where people were getting lap dances. There's a price list on the wall for "VIP private dances" which I thought was outrageous. Anyone who pays those prices is an idiot. The girls were not hot at all. Sorry, but just being honest. They advertise as being a full nude place but only one girl was fully naked while the rest wore bikinis. Maybe it was an off night? But I would think they would have the "best girls" working on a Saturday night.... read more

To be clear, my rating is for the beautiful faces and bodies. Also, the girls were friendly and they got fully nude. It's refreshing to see strippers with natural bodies, flat stomachs, and little/no tattoos. However, those "dancers" didn't do any pole tricks. They just laid down on the stage and spread eagle. Also, the entrance fee was trickery. Instead of charging $20 at the door, they charged a $10 fee at the door then a mandatory $8 fee at the bar for a "drinking wrist-band." Huh? Why not just charge the complete fee and strap on wrist bands at the door? Its a BYOB (bring-your-own-bottle) place, so please explain why I should pay them to drink my own booze? The free valet parking was nice, but I felt sorry for the guy standing out in the cold for tips. Throw him a bone and charge $2 for valet. I don't know what they were hiding, but I think their problem could be solved with an interior decorator instead of a fog machine. Strip clubs are typically dark and warm, but they shouldn't be damp and moist too. I bet the walls are moldy when the lights are turned on. But again, the girls were the saving grace of that club. read more

I was there for the first time with hubby; though it was a Sunday, I did expect the place to be better looking. It looks like a hole in the wall. I see why a lot of people gave it 1 star. And I also understand that all shapes and sizes are welcome, but the girls should take better pride and care into their bodies and workout. It is an occupation that's based off of physical appearance. read more