If, like myself, you can swim but cannot fly and therefore regard aeroplanes as something akin to witchcraft, getting to the UK mainland involves a boat and being in Belfast, it's usually Stena I deal with, usually a day trip on the bike which works out at a very reasonable £35 for me and the missus, or a longer break which involves a car fare of about 50% of the vehicles value. The pricing is somewhat bizarre as you can book the motorcycle day trip for half of the single fare, if you can't make it in a day, the price shoots up dramatically, especially when you compare it to the price for a ferry across the English Channel, or even worse, the Chunnel.
So what do you get for your money? You get a security check which is probably the most random process known to mankind, I've seen a people carrier full of old folk made to get out and be frisked whilst the car with 2 deciedly dodgy looking geezers (my mate and I) get a cursory glance at the booking form and a quick shufty in the boot. At least in a car you get somewhere to park, on a motorcycle, your're stuffed in the corner on the Navigator, or in the middle on the HSS, handed a ratchet strap and a bit of foam for your seat and left to your own devices. I really do not know why motorcycles and bicycles are charged more than foot passengers as they just take up dead space on the vessels.
After you trapse up the many flights of stairs to the passenger decks, you enter what can only be described as a floating Castle Court, on the HSS at least there are some reclining seats if you can bag them, in the so called "Quiet Lounge" which used to be at the back of the boat and was a proper lounge, but now it's just another part of the boat to be charged through by the inevitable youth football team on a red bull rampage or boozed up old firm supporters. One thing about the HSS is that you can have a head massage, usually this would mean several pints of Wife Beater, but in this case it's a real one, the missus can have her nails done too but usually she's despactched for a couple of overpriced bottles of coke from the onboard shop.
On both the HSS and the Slow Boat, you can have hot food, but it's usually so expensive I can't afford it, looks OK and smells reasonably appetizing, but I just wait until I get stopped on the other side somewhere.
The HSS is also a lot slower than it was a few years ago, apparantly it's because it drinks fuel like it's a penny a gallon, but I'd still take it over the slow boat if only because it's more comfortable.
Stena have a new terminal opening at Cairnryan later this year and 2 new (to them) Vessels coming to replace the HSS and the slow boats, I'll update this when I try them out for myself.
In short, good for a day trip, but probably one of the most expensive mile for mile ferry crossings anywhere. read more