Classy,sophisticated. Girls are not aggressive. Staff is great. Drinks are amazing. The chef always crushes it.

If you are black and you try to tip the girls onstage they will literally run from you lol. Ps thanks for turning the music down from 11 lol. read more

I've been to this club a couple of different times and the 1st time I went in there it was pretty chill and good, but the second I went in there it wasn't a good experience at all I got harassed and taunted by 2 or 3 Cuban strippers that basically gave me no choice but to get dances from them. Basically I ended up getting dances from the 2 or 3 Cuban strippers kinda like against my own will so that was not a good experience. So it basically also seemed to me that the white strippers that were there were being blocked from me, and I just thought that was cruel and evil to basically have someone raped like that. read more

the talent on the stages on 21 Feb. '26 was very disappointing, and the overwhelming smell of cigarette smoke mixed with fried food made start to get sick to my stomach. even at 2 stars this place is highly overrated and their advertising they are the #3 gentlemen's club in the world is such a blatant lie! read more

Truly wonderful experience,this is the place to go for a top quality steak when everything else is closed -kitchen open until 1am most nights . This place sets a standard for what a quality Cabernet should be. Honest and never any issues with overcharging . Highly recommended ‼ the steaks are at the very least of the same or better quality that you would find in any of the regions best steakhouses . Great cigars and service . Not to be missed . Legit ! read more

The dj is bad. Can't even hear the girl next to me. I've even spoken to several waitresses here who complain about him. He plays edm/dubstep at a gentlemans club, how are the females going to dance to this music read more

I went here 1 night and the door lady never gave me back my license and i live far away. I have to go all the way back to get it. Seems careless for a place that says they are the "best". read more

STAY FAR AWAY!!!!! THIEVES!!! We visited in Nov 2024. We were a group of four and we stayed for three hours. In that time we were charged over $21,000. The receipts show 39 alcoholic beverages and 15 non alcoholic beverages. $16,000 in lap dances. One member of our party had fraudulent venmo and zelle charges. Two in our party tested positive for Benzos. Stay away unless you want to cancel cards, bank accounts and file a police report. read more

Love the place. London is great manager. Been years since I've been here but great service!!

Great food and scenery of Fridays and i dont know why this requires 85 characters, seems like a lot!!

Manager Reggie is amazing! Clean and fun establishment! The talented and beautiful dancers add a touch of glamour to the experience. A night at st James promises great entertainment and good times. read more

Great place but everytime my wife and I check in the lady up front makes it a point several times for my wife to NOT table hop, they worry she is there to take peoples money. I get it she looks better than all the dancers lol but we are seriously there to smoke cigars and people watch. Maybe advice you can follow, try to just say "stay with your man the entire night so nobody approaches you". read more

I've been to clubs across Houston and Vegas. This one...WOW!!!!! The building was impressive from the outside, beautiful inside. Checking in: smoke smell but don't worry cuz it clears out in the main room. Security was tight, no problems except the people ahead who kept wearing belt buckles and carrying metal through the metal detector lol. Air in the main room was clean and we were at a table with a friend who smokes. Gorgeous amazing dancers. For real, Vegas++ level. So talented and athletic, a pleasure to watch their routines--absolutely brilliant. Staff and performers were all super supportive of each other: dancers, DJ, floor staff--dancers rained cash on other dancers, floor staff helped pick up cash rained from 2nd floor, DJ encouraged tipping dancers. Go in, tip the dancers and the servers, don't be a weirdo or a jerk. It's a phenomenal place. Definitely plan on going back a lot read more

Ridiculous, they did not le me in just because I had a bag with herbal supplements I take. Lady on front counter accused me of having drugs and did not have a way to test. I went home and left my stuff and came back and still did not let me in. Said I have to come in another day. So I'm not going to argue with the front lady because she won't even listen to the truth. I went to the Houston dolls club next door and they let me in and it was cheaper $10. Hopefully they can hire better management because I haven't seen a club in Houston that Is so strict. read more

London was amazing and very accommodating for my crew! The food was phenomenal and the staff was completely awesome! The atmosphere was great and music was very good! I cannot wait to come back and party on!!! read more

girls Great. Staff sucks . Thy cost there place MONEY.Parking lot staff "Suck" theifs. Even a few girs said the almost the same thing.???????????Parking door man definly cost the bar $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.. Fuck That...lol read more

The best strip pub in the US PERIOD!! I've been to the clubs in Vegas and it's not even close! St.James blows them away. They've got plenty of televisions to watch sports. The entertainers are beautiful and the bartenders and waitresses are second to none. I don't drink anymore but there's plenty of entertainment between the entertainers and the friendly staff. The food is absolutely delicious! My favorite managers are Jason, Vince, Sione, Jonathan and Guy. Shout out to Poppa! read more

We stopped by to check it out. Food was good and strong drinks. Got a lap dance but should have been told it was priced per song so ended up spending $140 for it. Valet parking $10. Girls overall are young and u can tell fake body parts lol. And u have To have a man with u or u can't come in. Won't be back. read more

Yes Ive had lots of fun over the years and I still like it but there some pros and cons.... PROS: great food, wait staff generally good and helpful, kind, many of the dancers are lovely, close my home. CONS: some dancers may start off sweet to u but heaven forbid something go wrong! Ive had some dancers act soooo rude to me after misunderstandings(NOT CALLED FOR) one dancer got upset with me and shoved a chair toward me. Some dancers only wanna F your time up and wallet. $15 cover? Ehhh sorta high but whatever. all in all a good club to visit IMO but has its shortcomings hence why Im only giving three stars instead of 4 read more

During the Christmas season, I came here because my ride had to pick something up from this stripper. (If I still had my car...I would have pass on this venue!) Meanwhile all the boys from our first destination ended up coming here for some late night male bonding! I was the only girl ---sucks man! ECK---I always refused to go to places like this even MALE strip clubs (I don't want to get herpes in the eye - I am being serious! I am not going to elaborate but you get the jest.) but this is my FIRST experience in a strip club. A couple of people I knew used to work here but not anymore now. I cannot really compare this to another joint, since I have nothing to compare it to but I guess it's a typical standard joint. Girls-Check Poles-Check Money-Check Boobs-Check Alcohol-Check Cigarette Smoke: Check Loud, Obnoxious Guys: Check I feel so squeamish being there since I know this place is filled with disgusting germs! read more

I went to this place for the first time. It's definitely a great time but the manager Vince was absolutely rude. He not only didn't address the employee who called me a B!+ch.. At closing time I had asked him if anyone Possibly found my jacket he said it didn't matter it was. CLosing time and just call tomorrow to se if we found it. Then proceeded to tell me that I had no business sitting upstairs in the the VIP section eve though we bought a bottler and spent at leave $500 + dollars. He also disrespected me by telling me to leave the premises since it was closing time and that it was my fault I lost my Jacket as it wasn't his problem I'm not sure how new he is as a manager but he needs to learn better customer service and satisfaction. I'm surprised he is actually in management. He doesn't seem to understand stand respecting cud timeframes I won't be returning to this place unfortunately until management has improved. read more

Best couple friendly club we have ever been to! Dinner was great and the entertainment was top notch. Best club in Houston hands down!

Been a regular for years ! Sadly I travel for work and St James is the playboy mansion and the best ! Beautiful staff , great security , lovely VIP area . I heard so many genuinly kind hearted stories about how they treat their customers . I think one year the security messed up his battery giving my truck a jump when I accidentally killed it with my remote start . Very luxurious at unbelievable prices . don't come unless you blowing it don't waste their time ! They just need to take crypto for sure ! read more

I can not believe that they think they are the "best club in Houston" exact words from the head manager. This place is trash! I was really hoping to be impressed because my friend recommended it but Omg no, this is not it! And if you are a woman you can not go in without a man. Wow. Really? Either way, don't waste your time or money. Just go to the Galleria area where the real beauty and money is read more

Why doesn't the main stage have a pole? The girls are mostly nice. I'm still looking for a couple friendly club.

This is a horrible establishment. People threw dollars from second floor, mixed in with our dollars on first floor table and bouncers claimed that our party was stealing. My party... CEO, CFO and chief legal executive (attorney) from major oil firm in town ousted. Our Attorney filmed event when adversity started and they demanded we delete (delete their lies). To add insult to injury, they claimed that they will call cops once we leave the establishment to bust us for DUI (again, with no provocation whatsoever). Their security guard also followed us and took pictures of license plate without our permission. read more

Ahhhhh ol' St. James..."The Church" LOL An oldie, but a goodie. This spot has been around forever. It was once one of THE go to spots as far as gentlemen's clubs. Over the years things have changed, but one thing that hasn't is the girls. Always had beautiful women. I was showing some fam around on my most recent visit & hadn't been here in forever. Another thing that hasn't changed is the cleanliness. This place still maintains that, unlike those spots you go in to & it smells like somebody needs a check up or looks like they've not cleaned the carpets in 10yrs. As a female customer I've never had problems here, but it could be due to 1 of 3 things: I was there w/ one of my girls that actually worked there I was w/ a group of male friends I'm actually not attracted to females...been told the ladies can tell when you're there strictly for fun & not trying to block their cash flow or hittin on them. I still say they need to put a pole on the main stage. With the tricks I've seen people do, it would look amazing coming from that incredible high arse ceiling they have!! read more

This place is very nice the service is good and so is the selection of women both during the day and in the evening. There is good food I am told but I have never had it. I am there for the girls. There are 3 dancing polls and the lap dances all take place in a semi-private room. You can also smoke on the floor which I enjoy. read more

This I a great club, and I would have loved to stay and hang out, but there cigarette smoke was unbearable.

About the nicest club in Houston. It's a bit out of the way but well worth it. This place has a nice parking lot, well lit and guarded. Valet parking if desired. Inside there are lots of lights, great sounds and many stages. The music is not rap, but does have a good mix. There are two floors. The bottom is very busy, the top is more laid back. There are private rooms all round for dances. The drinks are a bit high, but are strong if you want them to be. This is one of the few clubs like this that you can get a great meal and not be scared what is in it. There is a fantastic VIP section, just get ready to open your wallet to enjoy it. The girls are of all races and many would be rated 10, although there are others that are not as hot. Some come from Vegas and Cali to work here. The place gets busy on the weekends, just like a huge frat party. Dances are $20, cover is $20 on most nights. read more

We had a bachelor party here. Got a private room. ~$600 for a bottle of 2006 crystal to reserve the sky room. We then picked out one dancer to come visit. ...... turns out it's $500/hour for one dancer up there. ... rediculous. They had many dancers but only about two good looking ones. Their 'shower feature' and 'pool' weren't ever used. This place looks great online. If I were to go back, I'd just get a floor table and not expect too much. The food was mediocre. We got steaks, burritos, fruit dishes, and an appetizer. The flood was mediocre at best. This was regrettable. I'd recommend just starting on the floor. Paying for a VIP experience for a bachelor party was a rip off with hidden costs. The good talent doesn't come out until about 10pm. read more

Drove all the way from Pearland because I've heard good things about this place. The club itself looks really nice and it has an upscale feel to it. There is no pole on the main stage so girls are limited on tricks. The drinks are what you would expect them to be, small and very expensive. I think my glass held around 7.5 ounces of liquid. The cover charge was $15 bucks so it's right at the limit of over paying on a topless bar. In the end I left feeling like it was way over hyped then what I actually experienced. Maybe at one time it was the place to be but as of right now, I wouldn't recommend it. The girls weren't all that great looking and they played pop and classic rock. I kind of felt a little young to be here and I'm 34. Really nice location but not my scene. read more

Been here twice. The staff is very friendly (waitresses, managers and dancers). Most of the girls dancing are quite pretty and put in effort instead of just shaking their butt a little. One warning though... if you open a tab on a credit card, they pre-authorize for $500! I was shocked when I checked my bank account the next day because no one told me they would hold such a high amount! read more

Went there to have a good time(didn't) and got a baby sitter for the night. The only real service I got was from the dancers. The management staff was rude,especially towards the girls( it was a younger guy, mod 30's Ish, short dark hair, decently tall, no facial hair). The door girl was very snobby, and the fact that they cut out your cell phone service pissed me off. I had a babysitter at home and there was no way to reach me in the event of an emergency. Luckily the food was okay. Yes, just okay. I ordered the steak sandwich because I wanted a steak, and you can only order it in a sandwich form (wtf)....anyways thanks to missy (waitress) or else I wouldn't know to get the sandwich. Missy was very pleasant. There was only like 2 girls that could really pole dance, very sweet and entertaining ladies, one was Parker and the other was hope I believe (hard to forget those two). Most of the girls I talked to were really nice. Like I said the service from the girls was awesome, but the vibes I picked up from the managers was no good. So between the rude managing staff, snobby desk attendant, weird food menu, no cell service (again for emergencies)....I won't be returning To this establishment. I hope to see the girls at other clubs where they would be treated better, I just couldn't feel relaxed or comfortable here with all of the hostility. I went on June 24th, 2016...Friday night. First and last time. read more

One of the nicest gentleman's club I have been in. It can be a bit pricey but there are beautiful women working here and the place is clean. The food here is actually really good. Would come back because of the cleanliness and pretty women I met. Definitely recommend this place for someone looking for a more upscale gentlemen's club. read more

It's agood club. Kinda pricey on the drinks. Lots of beautiful girls here. They're a pretty decent mix. Some can be very bitchy tho. Overall it's a nice place to hang out... read more

I love this place. Went there on a Wednesday and it was moderately busy. There were plenty of girls. A great mix too. Diverse over many ethnicities and body types. Some 10s, some cute girls with big butts, some girls just not my type, but no dogs. The club was well laid out I thought. With a main stage and two satellite stages. Lots of TVs if you want to catch a game while you're there. I ordered from the menu and got the filet. I never thought that I would say this, but it was absolutely incredible...and not at all expensive. My waitress was not a dancer but was professional and friendly. All the waitresses dressed in fairly normal attire. I got some private dances (3 songs each) and had a great experience with each girl. None of the girls were pushy or shady. Next time i will probably get bottle service though. Since it was my first time, i wanted to catch the vibe of the place and not go full baller. The bathrooms were nice and clean. Also, the music played was of a very wide variety, which I appreciate. I had a chance to talk to the manager. Great guy and was very friendly, he kept coming back to check on me to see if I was having a good time. I valeted my high end sports car and had a good experience with that as well. I felt my car was safe in their hands. I have been to many strip clubs around Houston, and St James is, by far, my favorite. I will be going back. read more

Despite being an excellent gentlemen's club and restaurant, too many low-spending cigar smokers have moved in. SJC is losing good regular customers as a result of the foul odors. read more

Boring. And if your a woman coming in you can't dance you can't do anything. Not even a variety of women. Every girl looks the same

Bad management. If management does not like the way you look or if you don't quickly buy something as in a drink, they will personally throw you out. They are very corrupt. Girls seem friendly enough and want to start a conversation but management will step on their toes. Sad to say this but other clubs closer to the Loop are much more open than Saint James. read more